Some days the world seems like a sad, terrible place...but then you find George Wallace's Twitter

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  1. Moxin24

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  2. laxjoe

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    Sad day for George

    @MrGeorgeWallace: Sorry, I missed the game. Did Oklahoma cover the spread? I bet everything I own on 'em.
     
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  3. Tiffin

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  5. Arkie Proud

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    This made me audibly chuckle.
     
  6. Tiffin

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  7. bro

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    oh that's great
     
  9. bryix

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    damn
     
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  12. Teflon Queen

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    :roll: at the colonel sanders tweet
     
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  13. wes tegg

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    Honestly, about 19/20 of his tweets are gold. 95% make me at least chuckle audibly.
     
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  14. Gtr

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    Was reading the Scott Baio ones and found this. Is good.

    George Wallace ‏@MrGeorgeWallace Aug 1
    I want a pork chop that's like those Russian dolls & inside each pork chop is a smaller pork chop & so on. Anyway, have a great week y'all.
     
  15. bro

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    @MrGeorgeWallace: BREAKING: Trump Tower climber to be charged with ♬ MOVIN' ON UUUUUUP ♬
     
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    Thank you GW.
     
  18. laxjoe

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    :roll:
     
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    I'm tired of folks sayin' my people have ridiculous names. Anyway I'm off to my niece's birthday party. Can't believe Pistachia's 5 already!

    :laugh:
     
  20. Tiffin

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  21. Tiffin

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  23. Daddy Rabbit

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    Just thinking about him today. I cant remember if he was going to drive on a parkway or park on a driveway or whatnot. I dont give a fuck.
     
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  24. Daddy Rabbit

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  25. Tiffin

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  31. Fancy

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    me last week

     
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  33. Arrec Bardwin

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    Damn Tiger getting worked by George
     
  34. Tiffin

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    Got a like for this today and honestly still one of my favorite. I busted out laughed when I read which tweet it was that got the like


    :banderas::praisehim:
     
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  35. Moxin24

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    I saw him in Vegas and he was hilarious. Not sure how I've missed opening this thread in a while.
     
  37. Tiffin

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  38. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    He's gotten a little too political lately (like most of Twitter) but his normal tweets are still gold.
     
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  39. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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  40. BudKilmer

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    :laugh: killed me
     
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  41. Daddy Rabbit

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  42. Tiffin

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  43. wes tegg

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    Lately? You're obviously not familiar with George Wallace.
     
  44. NoleNBlue

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    Even for him, it's a lot