Taco Bell Hotel and Resort

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  1. BJ

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    3 soft tacos and a side order of nacho cheese. Dip the tacos in the cheese.
     
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  2. AHebrewToo

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    Three double decker supremes, a Crunchwrap supreme, two bean burritos, a taco supreme, and a large Diet Pepsi.
     
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  3. TheGrifter

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    I like hard shell tacos.

    :idk:
     
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  4. LSUTigers1986

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    My wife and I recently moved into our first house, which caused us to throw out a bunch of shit we never use. She made tacos the other day and I scoured the new fridge for leftover fire sauce that was adequately in stock and stored in the butter container in the old apartment fridge. Family heirlooms be damned, I can’t believe she threw away the fire sauce. I bought some on amazon 5 minutes later.
     
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  5. devine

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    Ignored
     
  6. The Banks

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    Taco Bell is too expensive here :-(

    $9.98 for a steak quesadilla and a crunchwrap supreme (no aioli)
     
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  7. $P1

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    Not nearly enough Demolition Man references itt so far
     
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  8. London Humphreys

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    Yo, I heard you liked taco Bell, so we built you a hotel around a taco Bell so you can sleep where you eat.

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  9. 941Gator

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    Would a Taco Bell competitor survive? I.e. Burger King, McDonald’s, Wendy’s.

    At this point ppl may not turn their backs on TB. They’ve helped too many people out of too many jams.
     
  10. HotMic

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  11. 40wwttamgib

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    They have it in Meijer's around here. Always keep a bottle on hand.

    God tier condiment
     
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  12. jaygabriel

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    I imagine that they would have water fountains in every room, but instead of water they dispensed Code Red Mountain Dew
     
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  13. devine

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    Baja blast
     
  14. Celemo

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    2 Cheesy Gordita Crunches

    If they are rolling out a new item I'm interested in, I'll have 1 CGC and the new item
     
  15. bro

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    Do they have verde sauce there?

    I miss verde sauce
     
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  16. TLAU

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    Have a torchys.
    Still get Taco Bell 1-2 times a month. 3 Cheesy Gordita Crunches and a Chicken burrito supreme.
    Life’s about balance
     
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  17. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    These fuckers are canceling the double decker taco.
     
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  18. Soup

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    It’s been off the menu for awhile here.
     
  19. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    They are taking 9 items off the menu. Including the cool ranch taco.
     
  20. HotMic

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    These dirty bastards are getting rid of the grilled stuffed burrito too.

    :angry:
     
  21. TheFreak55

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    Thats two of the best items
     
  22. Heesu

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    That’s the only thing I’ve ordered from this dogshit place for years
     
  23. HotMic

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    Just had one for lunch, played this as I ate:

     
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  24. Fusiontegra

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  25. DetroitNole

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    No more shredded chicken? The shredded chicken burrito was a go to.
     
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  26. HotMic

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    Double decker - gone
    Grilled stuffed burrito - gone
    Baja chalupa- gone
    7 layer burrito - gone
    Mexican pizza - gone
    Nachos Bell Grande - gone


    :feelsbadman:
     
  27. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Tork is Ass
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    Fuck Taco Bell
     
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  28. Daniel Ocean

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    Fuck Taco Bell
     
  29. devine

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    Taco Bell I am mad at you
     
  30. HatterasJack

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    Couldn’t compete with the authentic and upscale OG Tex-Mex chain, Chili’s Bar and Grill.
     
  31. Tiffin

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    I went to TBell Monday night and forgot the changed their menu. Half my regular order (2 spicy potato soft tacos) was gone. Got some shitty burrito. Such a disappointment.
     
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  32. Fusiontegra

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    The wife ordered a mexican pizza and fritos burrito when I could talk her into going.

    Now wtf...
     
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  33. ashy larry

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    my old lady found a recipe for homemade quesarito that turned out p good

    featured with the hippy dippy sauce from hot ones

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  34. Nole96SC

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    Just what I want to do at Taco Bell. Swap out all the delicious cheeses and sauces for tomatoes. All of their changes are dumb and unnecessary. It really isnt that hard to just not fuck with shit.
     
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  35. Joey Freshwater

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    Once they removed the double decker they lost me. They’re just adding salt to the wound now.
     
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  36. Lyrtch

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    its for people who used to swap those things out for pico already

    not like, doing it to other dishes automatically
     
  37. Jake Scott

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    I’ve never seen my wife as angry or devastated as she was when I broke this news to her just now.

    I have no idea what we are going to do.
     
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  38. —

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    If they even think about touching crunchwraps I will be sending a strongly worded letter.
     
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  39. Bruce Bowen

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    If crunchwraps are gone that would mean Taco Bell is gone
     
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  40. BuckeyeRiot

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    Beef meximelt, Mexican pizza, frito burrito, no-pico I assume means no more fresco menu. It’s like 2020 is the Taco Bell equivalent of the night of long knives.
     
  41. Daniel Ocean

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    My go to was the Mexican pizza and nacho bell grandes. Both are gone so fuck Taco Bell.
     
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  42. TheGrifter

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    Shredded chicken is garbage. If they take away my ability to order a chicken soft taco with sliced chicken, then I’ll be pissed.

    But, as long as they still have the chicken quesadilla with sliced chicken and jalapeño sauce, I’m never going to be able to give them up.
     
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  43. ~ taylor ~

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    Man, the steak soft taco was my favorite.
     
  44. TheFreak55

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  45. Fuck this

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    Crunchwrap supreme and depending how drunk, lotta Doritos tacos
     
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  46. lfriend

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    Fuck them until they bring back the Airheads Mystery Freeze :tebow:
     
  47. MG2

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    Just seeing this news now and I'm crushed. I can't order a Mexican Pizza any more because Taco Bell couldn't find a more eco-friendly way to put that thing in the bag at the drive through? Those cardboard boxes barely kept it in one piece, anyway.
     
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  48. HotMic

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    Since we’re piling on,

    Can we take a minute and talk about how they just abandoned the best fast food restaurant building design ever?

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  49. Doc Louis

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    Just can't believe they forgot to order cilantro and said fuck it no mas pico