Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

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  1. steamengine

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    Do they have free breadsticks? That would be a game changer.
     
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  2. texasraider

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    I like a local taco shop called taco bueno
     
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  3. kezarmyaj

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    all the ones here closed :(
     
  4. steamengine

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    I remember when it came to Lubbock all the San Angelo and Abilene people acted like Jesus had returned
     
  5. hood b. goode

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    i grow my tacos in my backyard
     
  6. Bruce Bowen

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    I'm afraid the horrifying prediction of taco trucks on every corner is coming true
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  7. Hoss Bonaventure

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  8. IV

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  9. bro

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  10. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  11. ned's head

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    Fuck these people
     
  12. BellottiBold

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    I choose violence.
     
  13. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    Waiting 45 minutes to vote for someone who will get killed in November is very cool and fun.
     
  14. Dump

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  15. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    He’s not wrong
     
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  16. Dump

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    There is a reason that it shares a border with Arkansas bertwing blind dog
     
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  17. bertwing

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    blind dog told me he voted for him twice
     
  18. Dump

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    Probably why he lives on the Texas side
     
  19. pez

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    I don’t think anyone needed an election map to know to stay out of there
     
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  20. Hoss Bonaventure

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  21. ned's head

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    The stat about there always being 30% of the population who are monstrous idiots is undefeated

     
  22. a.tramp

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    Heard a republican Texas ghoul on a NPR segment this morning talking about how the primaries were a big winner for Texans in support of freedom. I am assuming he is not referring to freedom for women, minorities, voters. students, LGBTQ, or anyone else the ghouls have restricted freedom on the last 2 years. It is fucking nauseating.
     
  23. fsugrad99

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    Politician fucking around, no surprise there



    Oh......OH
     
  24. a.tramp

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  25. ned's head

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    Between an ISIS leader and a GOP politician, she certainly has a type
     
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  27. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I can’t tell you the last time I stopped at a diner for breakfast on a work day. This is a good point

     
  28. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Retired and unemployed people. Maybe some truck drivers? You grab something and eat in your car or when you get to the office. Maybe drunk people if it’s a Monday morning
     
  29. fsugrad99

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    Breakfast for dinner rules
     
  30. bigred77

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    I used to do monthly meetings with my boss at an IHOP or local diner for breakfast.
    Met at 6am
     
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  31. spagett

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    Kill me

    That's so fucking early
     
  32. bigred77

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    Our days normally start at 7am, so it was kinda nice to get up a little early and get going and have a good breakfast while getting a good hour of uninterrupted time to figure some shit out
     
  33. VaxRule

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    How many of these meetings did it take before you figured out that you were dating your boss?
     
  34. bigred77

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    Enough years that we pretty much finish each other's sentences now
     
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  35. ned's head

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    Only made it this far before I reported it to abbott himself
     
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  36. steamengine

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  37. bro

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  38. steamengine

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  39. ned's head

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  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    They’re going to fuck around and get Joe support by simply fighting back against some of the dumbest laws imaginable.
     
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  41. Dump

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    Yeah the people who think Austin is weird havent been on the UNT campus
     
  42. pez

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  43. slhorn

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    Other than college station that’s pretty much the sentiment everywhere.
     
  44. Handcuffed

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    not sure where to post this but this thread is good enough



    A&M student newspaper leaks documents about an alumni association that wants to remove "wokeness" from A&M and get some good old fashioned conservatives hired at the school
     
  45. bigred77

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  47. WhiskeyDelta

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