Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

2nd follower right here fam

 

I’ll move my address back to Texas just to vote for you Gallant Knight, as long as you drop the ESR trolling.

 

I will have to win without your vote

 

uh what's up man

 

I will illegally vote for you

 

I am winning Texans hearts and minds

 

First TMB politico eh

 

What should be second campaign promise be

 

Everyone gets laid

 

I haven't read anything on the Fauci email thing. What's the gotcha that they're all hitching their wagon to?

 

I think that he didn’t recommend wearing a mask in like February 2020

 

What's the easiest way to claim Texas residency so I can vote for you

 

Wow I’ve heard through the grapevine that the Texas GOP has called an all hands on deck meeting to talk about the coveted gen z and millennials who like dogs vote

 

CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS!

 

2nd imo

 

I will not stand on tables.

 

We will stand on tables drinking margaritas

 

Yeah, we can never forget Business Grandpa.

 

I can get on board

 

Who wants legal marijuana

 

Welp, I'm sold

 

For those old folks against legal weed: Use marijuana tax revenues to offset lost income from cutting property taxes in half!

 

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Aaaaand follow

 

Multiple times

 

Based on social media impressions the campaign appears to be taking off

 

Meanwhile in our white dystopia

 

Hell yeah, democracy

 

NO WOKE MEDIA ALLOWED

 

Seems that's a "freedom of the press" issue

 

At least Dems are finally talking tough instead of just being like lol okay.

 

Will be reaching out to all my Texas bros and telling them to vote Sherm

 

Buddy you have my vote. But this really says nothing about you it's:

 

Now an official part of my platform

 

Should start a new party called the Good Time Charlie’s and just support anything and everything that’s fun GTC’s has a good ring to it

 

A pillar of the GTC would have to be the establishment of “good vibes only” zones in every city.

 

Gallant Knight what is your position on white boy summer?

 

We are pro Chet hanks

 

All Boys Summer. #ABS

 

You should sign some NIL deals with some athletes

 

ohh shit my bad

 

this is the greatest idea you’ve ever had

 

Gallant Knight is Aston Villa to McConaughey's Leicester City.

While you can't make up a two decade disadvantage in Name recognition making movies that made billions of dollars. You can pay me $120,000 to look up demographics of Texas on wikipedia and write up a memo about what I found.

 

Imagine watching gop politics and believing it existed for any other reason than entertainment

 

Well, in Texas especially, it is the sadism that wins votes.

Texans always bragging about how violent they will get if you cross them. Very odd behavior.