The Bachelor

Anyone else watching this?

 

I totally forgot that Hannah B was the Bachelorette

 

could I get a date on that Bachelor Nation bus?

 

I see you my Russian bride Kristina

 

one more week for petey23 ’s favorite Bachelorette season ever

 

They picked the wrong Hannah.

 

Why is that?

 

B > G

if only because B actually has some personality and isn’t a fucking potato with a blonde wig

 

didnt your friend used to date her

 

No. He dated the Red Head that left in Thailand.

 

god damnit

 

This has trainwreck written all over it

 

The god fearing ga guy is clearly going to win

 

I want John Paul Jones to win

 

Yeah Connor S. Hit that shit.

 

Ayyy

 

I didnt think I could love anyone more than Kendall.

but my god do I love Demi. She is my bae.

 

lmbo at Luke P being a born again Christian after his playboy days you fucking fraud

and Cam is a bitch

 

This might be worst pick for bachorlette of all-time. She literally has nothing at all to say and is boring as hell. At least Hannah G would have been fun to look at.

 

Cam is a baby back

 

the childbirth date was worth it for the entire season

 

not gonna lie Connor’s one on one “date” would be pretty awesome

 

YESSS ANOTHER DEMI APPEARANCE

 

so glad that Hannah can see through Luke P’s fake ass bullshit

 

I’m calling it

Peter either wins or we finally get a Peter Bachelor

 

DING DONG THE CAM IS DEAD

 

Rugby is a brilliant idea for a bachelorette group date

 

It seems like they are overreacting to him tackiling someone hard in rugby?

 

It looked like the game was over and he did a triple h spear on the guy, but it could have been editing

 

Editing or not, the tackle was on the opposite side of the field from the actual ball being played.....which screams unsportsmanlike shithousery

 

Yeah I mean I think the fact that they showed the very end of it, when they clearly have everything filmed, makes me think it’s to keep the Luke angle going

He is a complete chode tho

 

Don’t blame superior Luke for wanting to tackle small Luke

He’s a loser

 

This chick is so gross. Classic sec slut. Prolly been banged 50 times before she showed up to college.

 

I don’t know much about Boston except they threw a bunch of tea in the harbor while chanting No Taxation Without Representation

- Hannah Brown

 

I’m honestly shocked a Bachelorette knew that much

 

she knew enough

 

Disappointed the ambulance scene was a fucking dislocated shoulder. Just pop that shit back in.

 

Georgia chode defending Georgia chode

 

Luke P is a fake religious guy, crossfit douche, CTE having hardo

ever since his promo saying he was a playa and then all of a sudden he was taking a shower and God talked to him and he changed his way he has rubbed me the wrong way

he is just another Chad

 

We got a live one here

 

BACHELOR IN PARADISE CAST REVEALED

- Crybaby Annaliese
- Crazy Bibiana
- BuhhhhhLAKE
- Caelynn!!!
- Fucking Cam
- TE Clay Harbor
- DEMI BAE
- Bachelor Derek
- Hannah B's Dylan
- The_QCT 's Hannah G
- JOHN PAUL JONES
- Loud Mouth Nicole
- Hannah B's Kevin
- Demi's sidekick Katie
- Onyeka
- Asian Sydney
- Tayshia
- Wills
- Some chick named Jane from Colton's season
- Some dude named Chris from Emily's season

 

America: GET RID OF LUKE P GOD DAMNIT

Hannah B: *keeps Luke P*

America:

Hannah B: IDK WHY THERE IS SO MUCH DRAMA GUYS

America:

 

i’m so confused in what she sees in luke. i have never seen someone so fake in my entire life

 

I mean I think it’s obvious he’s the guy that she has to have around for entertainment

 

She did say to Chris that he is the best kisser. Also he is Southern too.

a little of column A, a little of column B

but mostly immaturity from not being truly ready at age 25 to settle down