The Bachelor

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  1. enjj

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    Anyone else watching? With your lady of course...
     
  2. Quick

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    I'm in love with Becca and Olivia
     
  3. enjj

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    Olivia is a nasty piece of work. Fan of Lauren B and JoJo.

    Lace and the twins are a set up for Bachelor Pad/Paradise. And I am fine with that.
     
  4. afb

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    Jennifer seems to be reaaaaaally good looking but gets no time
     
  5. are paul f tompkins and john mulaney on this season or is this an elaborate twitter troll to get me to watch the bachelor?
     
  6. enjj

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    Olivia is nuts.
     
  7. enjj

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    What is the purpose of stringing Olivia along every week? Why does she always get the rose last?
     
  8. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    She's 100% a producer pick. They keep the crazies to keep the viewers because everyone wants to see her eventual meltdown.
     
  9. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
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    Day 1 I said Olivia was by far the best looking, but if this isn't proof that looks aren't everything, I don't know what is.

    Currently ranking them:

    1. JoJo
    2. Lauren H.
    3. Caila (that dress from this past show . . . [​IMG])
     
  10. Mix

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    Those 3 plus Becca are the top 4 I think. I like Jojo the most now. But Caila looks like she can fuck.
     
  11. kyloren

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    How are women this hot unable to find love?
     
  12. Biff Bridges

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    They're all fucking crazy for one.
     
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  13. kyloren

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    arent' they all?
     
  14. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    Massive insecurities. Watch Bachelor Pad. It is nothing but pretty people wanting acceptance so badly.
     
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  15. kyloren

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    I imagine the guys on that show get laid whenever they want so how are they insecure?
     
  16. Quick

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    Don't see what everyone sees in Jojo. like 8 girls hotter than her. Lauren B is gonna win the show. 2nd best looking girl to me as well.

    For me it's:
    1. Becca
    2. Lauren B
    3. Caila
     
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  17. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    Love Lauren B and Becca. Lauren B is gonna get that W.
     
  18. Mix

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    Oh Lauren B definitely wins. She is the pretty and boring blonde girl. I am trying to guess who gets the Bachelorette. No one has much of a personality worth watching.
     
  19. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
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    Surprised at the Lauren B love, I don't get it.

    Of course, Sean picking Catherine (who Caila reminds me of a lot) didn't make sense to me either, but it obviously worked.
     
  20. kyloren

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    How many do these couples actually got married?
     
  21. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    Between the Bachelor and Bachelorette there's probably been like 30-35 seasons and I think 4-5 of the couples are married.
     
  22. ShuPoor

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    Jubilee for next Bachelorette. America is ready.
     
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  23. kyloren

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    Does the bachelor sleep with every girl?
     
  24. ShuPoor

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    only the ones who want to win
     
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  25. kyloren

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    So isn't that all of them?
     
  26. southlick

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    goddamn cliffhanger
     
  27. enjj

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    Praise Allah Olivia and her shit show are gone. Think Lauren B is a cutie and the girlfriend you want in your 20's.

    Good group of ladies, but nobody stands out. Becca reminds me of my wife's former roomie, who was fucking wackadoo. Pass...
     
  28. enjj

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    Bachelor at 20 tonight. Has mega potential.
     
  29. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
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    Who leads the all-time power rankings? Ali is probably my #1, with Gia (RIP) and the blonde Rachel, the one who got screwed on Bachelor Pad, rounding out the top 3.
     
  30. enjj

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    Gia God rest her soul was one messed up girl.
     
  31. jac3672

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    I thought it was obvious that you choose this girl (Lauren H), yet she came in like 7th or 8th place...

    Are you kidding? K-5 teacher, probably loves kids. GREAT looking black lab. Huge mistake. No idea what to do on Monday nights anymore while my wife watches.
     

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  32. enjj

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    I feel like they have erased Jesse Palmer from the family.
     
  33. afb

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    her personality was a little off to me, like she was one of those girls who thinks it is sexy to be like one of the guys, which might work for some guys but doesn't work for me
     
  34. enjj

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    Getting caught up on last weeks show where Ben brings the chicks home to Warsaw Indiana. Still haven't seen one black person.
     
  35. BiMaleStripper

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    Jesse's probably fucked every chick that works at espn
     
  36. Quick

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    Jojo has really grown on me.... Has been obvious since maybe the 2nd episode he is gonna pick Lauren B though
     
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  37. afb

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    jojo's body is awesome but her face is too goliath kardashian for me
     
  38. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    That moment where he carried Caila from the toy factory alluded to a Simpsons episode I believe.
     
  39. Quick

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    Jojo in the red dress at the end. Good lord. End the show right then if it were up to me.
     
  40. afb

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    On the contingency that I never have to see her brother's ever again.
     
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  41. enjj

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    Douchebaggery at its finest. What a bunch of Ginos.
    He tells Jo Jo and LB he loves them. Sends one packing but instantly regrets it.
     
  42. enjj

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    Interesting.
     
  43. Jorts

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    Been in a Bachelor Pool for a few years with my wife, sisters & their friends... Show is such a disaster, but so entertaining.

    Team JoJo
     
  44. ShuPoor

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    A bad year for Oklahoma gets worse with Chad
     
  45. DrTomOsbourne

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    I almost guarantee the producers are the ones keeping Chad around. What an insufferable d bag. Fun to watch the drama with the girl though.. Better than another Nicholas Sparks movie.
     
  46. Jorts

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    Highlight for me was him doing pull-ops with his carry-on luggage chained to his waist
     
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  47. ShuPoor

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    He's a top tier villain so far
     
  48. petey23

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    Chad is an incredible d-bag but so fantastic to watch as a villain. The producers obviously want to keep him around. Even though he is a d-bag, he is making the rest of them look like a bunch of beta metrosexual squids so in the long run they should probably get rid of him.
     
  49. Jorts

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    Really want the little Marine to oompa-lumpa his protein infused ass... Would make for amazing television
     
  50. ShuPoor

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    He came across like a real bitch on Monday
     
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