The Bachelor

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  1. Mix

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    Can't wait for Peter to run as the Republican candidate for Congress in Cali in 15 years.

    He's just awful and bland and they need to let the Bachelor be more than just a blank canvas for women to go into crazy orbit around.
     
  2. Jack Parkman

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  4. Mix

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    Team Alayah actually isn't that bad.
     
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  5. Jack Parkman

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    nah that voice and those eye rolls are annoying

    but this episode certainly made Victoria P look worse than her
     
  6. Mix

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    Yeah shes definitely the more honest of the two about this stupid thing.

    And her dress choice this week was inspired.
     
  7. teel

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    the fuck is wrong with this guy
     
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  8. Jack Parkman

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    This chick from Iowa is going to stab a bitch
     
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  9. Bishop

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    Not sure if anyone noticed that they had to do a bad photo shop of Victoria Fuller's bathing suit during the photo shoot. Could clearly see a where they added a red line to hide her ass.Wife didn't believe me. Had so shower her like I was running a PowerPoint Meeting.
     
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  10. Jack Parkman

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    yup same with both chicks he went on 1 on 1’s with
     
  11. steamengine

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    They’ve done this for a while now.
     
  12. steamengine

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    Was not ready for how thiccc Kelly the attorney was.
     
  13. Jorts

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    If He’s smart, he keeps Victoria F around long enough for the fantasy suite, then sends her home. She’s absolute fire, but a dumpster-fire of a human
     
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  14. teel

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    Tammy and Natasha have to be kept around just for diversity right? Only Alayah was worse
     
  15. Mix

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    Peter is a dumb fuck. He should take the 2 Victorias and Hannah Ann to the fantasy suites. Both those Victoria bodies are just insane.
     
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  16. Mix

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    I really enjoyed that for Mykenna. She sucked so hard.
     
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  17. Jorts

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    Have avoided spoilers thus far... feel like the final 2 will be Madison & Hannah Ann

    He’ll probably go with Madison
     
  18. Mix

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    Pretty much has to be those 2 and since they are exactly my type I do approve.
     
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  19. The Blackfish

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    Yeah I have seen no spoilers, Madison is my guess as the winner.
     
  20. letan

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    No spoilers here either but I think unless he picks Kelsey or maybe Madison it isn’t going to work out for him. I don’t think the other girls really even like him.
     
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  21. Mix

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    I hope the winner rejects him.
     
  22. The Blackfish

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    He does suck
     
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  23. TexTide04

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    I’m probably in the minority here, but huge Kelley fan. Seems like the only “real” chick on the show.
     
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  24. Jorts

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    That’s always the dream
     
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  25. Snakes

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    Peter is a complete fucking idiot with these girls. I have never seen a bachelor suck at this as bad as him. And the past few have been pretty terrible. He just seems super attached to these girls and doesn't want to get into any fights with them, but does nothing but stirs the pot. None of the girls even seem to like him. It's a lot of fun to watch.
     
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  26. CC

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    I still can't believe he sent home Sydney, jesus christ :facepalm:
     
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  27. Bishop

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    Think the girl that got sent home was right. He just wants a Trophy Wife and I don't think any of these girls really like him they just want to win.
     
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  28. Snakes

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    sydney is unreal. cannot believe he let her go.
     
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  29. ono

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    Peter sucks, I agree, but I also feel like all these women totally suck worse. Kelley seems cool enough I guess, but the rest would make me want to stay single. He doesn't really have much to work with IMO.
     
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  30. Jack Parkman

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    Kelly seems like she’s mature and actually has a career

    Why in the hell Natasha is still there idk

    Looking forward to when he eliminates Kelsy, she will go scorched earth
     
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  31. beist

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    It’s tough to watch the pool take the shape it has. This group was the best looking cast I’ve seen and it’s not working out for him at all.
     
  32. Mix

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    She really is trash but fuck is her body not incredible.
     
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  33. Mix

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    Fuck is he the dumbest motherfucker
     
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  34. Quick

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    He picked the 4 hottest. Don’t blame him
     
  35. TexTide04

    TexTide04 Along the coach roads I did ride

    He’s fucked
     
  36. Jorts

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    Kelsey wasn't in the top 20 hottest this season
     
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  37. letan

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    I’d say she’s in like the 5-8 range. This season was full of hot chicks though. I still maintain she’s his only shot for a ‘happy’ ending.
     
  38. Bishop

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    Don't think he will be religious enough to handle the cult that is Madison's Church of the Highlands in Auburn. He gave the typical "I could be more religious for you bc your hot" answer.

    Looked her up and it's even worse. She went to their Highlands "College" in Birmingham. Run Pete!

    I'm not luckily enough for him to pick Victoria F. They be the perfect Dumpster Fire.
     
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  39. Snakes

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    I think maddie is still the front runner. he's going to try to convince her that he's actually religious and they will try to make it work.

    But, there's some pretty juicy speculation out there

    a lot of people think he ends up with one of the producers. apparently she is in a lot of pictures with him on social media and chris harrison has come out saying how he's actually not full of shit irt this season being the most dramatic ending yet. would be great content.
     
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  40. TexTide04

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    that would make for some quality TV
     
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  41. ono

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    Kelsey is more plastic than a Pepsi bottling plant. She looks like she's done more blow than Chris Farley. She whistles when she breathes.
     
  42. The_QCT

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    I'm still in shock this idiot didn't at least hang onto Sidney for the fantasy suite. She seemed like she would have been a lot of fun.






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  43. Jack Parkman

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    it’s seeming more and more likely

     
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  44. Mix

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    I'm here for that but imagine giving up your job for this bag of mushed peas.
     
  45. Jack Parkman

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    true love is hard to find....
     
  46. steamengine

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    Any time there’s a choice to be made, he incredibly makes the wrong one.
     
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  47. Mix

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    That song was just a little too on the nose but I'm here for the rest of this episode.
     
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  48. Boom TittyMilk

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    He said he wanted crazy
     
  49. Mix

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    Don't know why they blurred her, she cute.