The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

LOLOLOLOLOLOL GREAT START, JAMEIS.

 

0/3 so far

COMPLETE BUST TIME TO CUT HIM

 

Jameis will get killed with this retard at LT

 

This piece of shit can't even slide.

 

Donovan Smith is a fat piece of shit

 

From every angle

 

We're still shitty

 

Lovie really showing off his defensive chops

 

What a fucking bum

 

Intriguing drive in the last few minutes...

 

He sucks, we suck, fuck this gay earth

#BlowForBosa
#LoseForLeftTackle

 

May have enough time for another offensive series, oh wait 50 yard completion to put the Vikings close to field goal range.

 

So are you even gonna hide your joy when Jameis is killed on the field.

 

So oline went from horrible to unwatchable.

 

5. Police Officers

Thus far, police officers may be the least surprising entry on this list. The amount of stress, both physical and emotional, that a police officer endures during the course of their career can sometimes create emotional duress. Studies have suggested that police officers are more than twice as likely to show signs of depression during their careers than those in other professions, and are four times more likely to get less than 6 hours of a sleep a night, all the while dealing with violence and crime on a daily basis. While suicide amongst police officers is more common than other professions in America, it is a problem that plagues women and African-American men more often than white men, with suicide rates amongst women 2.03 higher and amongst African-American men 2.55 times higher than average. Mix in being a Bucs fan and it's a cocktail of Kavorkian implications. RIP

 

Yep this is gonna be a tough year.

 

Indeed

Spoiler

 

No. Will shout from the rooftops how happy I am.

 

Probably taking an elevator because of your shitty knee though, right?

Sucks.

 

oline will get everyone killed and we won't have a single QB by end of the year.

 

Plenty of time left in this game to really develop depth in our o-line.

 

Less 2014 Jameis and more 2013 Jameis please.

 

Wish he could borrow that 2013 FSU Oline. Most of them are Starting in the NFL right now.

 

O-line may be dogshit, which was expected...but the defense is just fucking embarrassing

 

this TB o-line may be the worst professional unit ive ever seen

maybe vikings quarterbacks the last 3 years have been worse.

 

I still have hope for the D. Gotta have some hope.

 

I mean, yeah, probably.

 

Didn't get to watch, how was that D-III/NAIA piece of shit they blew a 2nd round pick on?

 

Josue Matias, Tre Jackson, Brian Stork, Cam Erving, Bobby Hart (maybe) are better than this professionally assembled unit.

They put the cream in cicle

 

The Bucs would love for a guy who's been cut five times to make the team.

 

That viking horn they play in Minnesota...yeah that's fucking gay

 

Ronde Barber just said Adam Humphries is a "Wes Welker-type."

Code for every white receiver in the league

 

As a life long Bears fan I'd like to offer you guys a ray of sunshine, lovie will get your D straightened around. He'll have them playing like world beaters against average offenses and poor offenses, his cover 2 gets killed against top notch QB's is the only downfall.

I can't offer you anything on QB and O-line, in lovies 12 years or whatever with the Bears I can only think of maybe 2 years that the line and QB weren't complete dogshit, you may want to get used to it.

 

Probably a coach's kid.

 

JW hitting on the chick standing by the down marker. Great focus.

 

He'll sacrifice his OC and hang on long enough to get your D fixed, and then it's a rotating door of OC's every few years.

 

Well, I do think Jack Parkman is a douche.

I kid, I kid, Gibbs.