The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. stangd

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    I call BS! When Winston leads them to the playoffs next year, you'll be sucking his dick and cheering like a mother fucker for the Bucs!
     
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  2. Hank Scorpio

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    Only because Winston forced him to. Cause rape, mirite?
    / Boo MFer!
     
  3. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Found it in the crash wreckage, from Boom MF'er:

     
  4. Duval

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    You don't even have to sprinkle some crack on him. Open and shut case.
     
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  5. Boo MFer!

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    I don't remember writing this at all!
     
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  6. tne

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    Classic us, amirite fellow bucs supporters?
     
  7. Noog

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    FSU Bucs fans are the worst.
     
  8. Boo MFer!

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    Can confirm.
     
  9. NothingIsOT

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    Use to dislike the bucs when I was a kid in south Florida. Hated how they were always on fox. Didn't understand TV coverage and all. Now I like youse guys. Thanks jameis
     
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  10. Hank Scorpio

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    Did you not get CBS for the Dolphins? Or were you just Florida furious that the only other option was the Bucs?
     
  11. Sterling A

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    how embarrassing, leaving the fanbase after your team picked a #1 overall pick and future savior
     
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  12. War Grundle

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    Can Tampa Bay Storm updates be posted here as well?
     
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  13. Hank Scorpio

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    I'll allow it
     
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  14. Sterling A

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  15. Lawnole23

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  16. Hank Scorpio

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    Damn straight. That's what a real leader does
     
  17. NothingIsOT

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    I did. Just a kid and likes fox better so I wanted the fins on fox.

    Yeah man. Sorry Dolphins!
     
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  18. Magneto

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    Was it the dancing robot?
     
  19. NothingIsOT

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    That's right, Don Brodka
     
  20. Hank Scorpio

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    In a word, the first hour of QB Jameis Winston's first workout as a Buccaneer was: spotty.
     
  21. Hank Scorpio

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    To be fair, Winston's receivers weren't helping much. Lots of drops but also a lot of overthrows, underthrows.
     
  22. Nizz

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    Winston practices like an asshole. It is known.
     
  23. Magneto

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  24. Hank Scorpio

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    Sorry, I didn't follow the fsu practice thread, so it isn't known to me
     
  25. Nizz

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    Don't lie
     
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  26. Can I Spliff it

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    how was it compared to Fowler's minicamp?
     
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  27. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Shaky
     
  28. Noog

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    Pat Yasinskas is such a weirdo
     
  29. Hank Scorpio

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    Just purchased the Mike Alstott ring of honor 5 game season ticket package. :rain:
     
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  30. Hank Scorpio

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    Boo MFer! Are you going to come with me for any games?
     
  31. Boo MFer!

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    I will not. We do need to hang out though. :ohgosh:
     
  32. ned's head

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    Goddammit JaMarcus

    Roommate says Jameis works 14-hour days, then studies more
    Posted by Michael David Smith on May 15, 2015, 2:45 PM EDT
    [​IMG]AP
    Jameis Winston continues to get rave reviews from the Buccaneers.

    After the first rookie minicamp, Bucs G.M. Jason Licht and coach Lovie Smith both said Winston had exceeded expectations. Now Bucs rookie receiver Kenny Bell, who has been paired up with Winston as his minicamp roommate, is raving about Winstons work ethic.

    “He’s the best roommate I’ve ever had, one of the best teammates I’ve ever had,” Bell said on WDAE. “It’s been phenomenal. We’ve been going from about 6 a.m. to 8 p.m., and then we get back to the hotel and he wants to study more. . . . He’s dedicated to his job, that’s for sure.”

    That’s what the Bucs want to hear. There have been plenty of questions raised about Winston’s off-field issues, but there is little doubt that Winston is committed to being a good quarterback. The work he’s putting in now will pay off for the Bucs in four months.
     
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  33. Hank Scorpio

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    Maybe say "hey I'm from the internet" to me next time you see me out? I don't know what you look like and I'm not about to look for the guy with double knee braces every time I'm out in Westchase.

    BTW I'm going to a bday party for a kid that goes to mini Boom's daycare tomorrow. I think she's turning 5, so maybe they're in the same class? :peekaboo:
     
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  34. Boo MFer!

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    He's only 3 and we don't have a party on the schedule tomorrow, so no dice. Wife would have mocked me mercilessly that night if I talked to one of my, what she calls, "Internet friends." Just look for the best looking guy in WC. That's me.
     
  35. Hank Scorpio

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    We picked up the goon king himself, DJ Swearinger off of waivers this week
     
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  36. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Black Xerxes kills em. Black Jesus resurrects em.
     
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  37. Sean Connery

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    Bucs have to be on Hard Knocks now
     
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  38. Sterling A

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    Espn offseason grades


    Jameis Winston helps Buccaneers earn high grade


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    ESPN Buccaneers reporter Pat Yasinskas assigns a letter grade to Tampa Bay's offseason, which was bolstered by the selection of Jameis Winston, Donovan Smith and Ali Marpet with the team's first three draft picks.

    With offseason workouts and minicamps in the rearview mirror and training camps just a few weeks away, we assess the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ offseason moves and assign a letter grade in the video above.

    Best move: The team’s biggest move was its best move. The drafting of quarterback Jameis Winston is going to make a big impact on an offense that ranked No. 30 last season. Winston is an instant upgrade over Josh McCown, and he is starting off on solid ground with wide receivers Mike Evans and Vincent Jackson. The coaching staff has been very impressed with how quickly Winston has picked up the offense, and he should start immediately. The Bucs never truly have had a franchise quarterback, but Winston could change that in a hurry.

    Riskiest move: The Bucs had to do something about an offensive line that was dreadful last season, and they did. They used a pair of second-round picks on offensive linemen Donovan Smith and Ali Marpet. The hope is that they’ll start immediately. But it’s risky to expect Smith and Marpet to protect a rookie quarterback. Although Smith faced good competition at Penn State, there likely will be some growing pains for the left tackle. Marpet has good upside, but it might take him some time to develop, as he is coming from Division III Hobart.

    A major question mark: The Bucs got very little out of their outside pass rush last season, and they didn’t make any major moves to fix that. They did sign free agent George Johnson, but he has only six career sacks. The Bucs could have acquired a more established defensive end in free agency, but they chose not to. The plan is to go with Johnson and Jacquies Smith, who had 6½ sacks last season, as the starters. Johnson and Smith could elevate their games, but there are no guarantees, and the Bucs are taking a big gamble on their pass rush.

    Training camp outlook: On paper, the Bucs are a much better team than the one that went 2-14 a year ago. If Winston is as good as advertised and the offensive line improves, the offense should be much improved. The defense has some very good individual talent in defensive tackle Gerald McCoy and linebacker Lavonte David. If the pass rush improves, this defense has a chance to be very good. The Bucs believe they’re ready to be a lot better than 2-14.
     
  39. Hank Scorpio

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  40. Sean Connery

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    6-10, imo
     
  41. Nizz

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    Superbowl'n!
     
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  42. Boo MFer!

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    Did the NFL institute a new rule that automatically grants playoff appearances for any team that's 0-16?
     
  43. Nizz

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    you simply don't understand the Jameis effect

    Everyone gets like +100 points on all stats.
     
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  44. JGator1

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    Has Herm Edwards given his prediction this offseason?
     
  45. Zack Zedalis

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    Arkadin this sounds like reason for a road trip IMO
     
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  46. Arkadin

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    one of my friends is a bucs fan, weve been trying to get to a game in tampa for a while. working on this year sometime
     
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  47. Zack Zedalis

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    Give me at least 2 weeks notice
     
  48. tandin

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    Zack Zedalis wife says we are "internet boyfriends"
     
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  49. Arkadin

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    she's literally dating my dad i think :ohdear:
     
  50. Hank Scorpio

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    Go to Titans, Panthers, Cowboys, or Saints game and sit with me and Mrs Scorpio imo
     
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