The Hated vs The Irrelevant- 0 days and counting “ Sorry 4 lashing out, I have a micropenis” Dr Tom

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  1. scissors

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  2. CUgator

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    good to get the excuses out before the game kicks.

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    Colorado had extra rest, we played a PHYSICAL FBS team while the Buffalos had a warmup versus a lower division, the sun was in our eyes, couple lucky bounces, need to adjust to playing for a new athletic director, part of the stadium is in the process of being remodeled, adjusting to to the lack of red balloons being released, and the OL is still trying to unlearn Callahan's paddycake blocking schemes.
     
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    also, too many Scott Fraud recruits still in the two deep, our team GPA is higher so we are winning in the much bigger game called life, our backup guard's uncle fell ill, we are breaking in a new holder, a lot of the fans were still hungover from tailgating the volleyball intrasquad scrimmage, our governor's plan to arrest all minorities backfired, the missouri river was in a flood warning, grain prices were down, team snack of raising cane's chicken arrived late the night before the game... check back next week some other stuff may come up
     
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  5. Prospector

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  6. 2

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    I like the Colorado Buffaloes as much as Coach Prime likes flip flops.
     
  7. CUgator

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    I laughed
     
  8. herb.burdette

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    B-I-G! B-I-G!
     
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  9. huskerrolly

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    Ralphie’s not even a buffalo. HOW EMBARRASSING
     
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  10. CUgator

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    say it to her face!
     
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  11. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    “Greatest Fans in College Football” you incorrigible dullard
     
  12. CUgator

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    a false statement either way
     
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  13. The Banks

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    They’ve been mediocre for over 20 years yet still filled out the stadium throughout. Not sure any other program can say that. Probably the most lauded for best opposing fan base to play a game against as well.
     
  14. CUgator

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    Thanks, professor. This is the game thread. Read the room.
     
  15. huskerrolly

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    CUgator more like sCUmgayturd
     
  16. oldberg

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    Fucken reefalos :leo:
     
  17. Shiggityshwo

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    this thread's gonna get so damn sloppy and I'm here for it
     
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  18. CUgator

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    we’ll do our best to not let you down
     
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  20. Cornfed Buffalo

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    :doge:
     
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  21. CUgator

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    I think Raiola might be the first player to win 4 Heismans. Thoughts and prayers to us.
     
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    Keep your head up, good shot Shedeur is at least the third best QB on the field next week
     
  23. CUgator

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    thank you for being that generous. The days of Nebraska stepping on their own dicks is over.
     
  24. scissors

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    How do I block threads? I don’t like this anymore.
     
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    Low football IQ, typical of COACH PRIME's COLORADO

    WE have stepped on our dicks like 3-5 times and are still up big.


    If I'm being honest I don't love ye ol skers giving up a big pass play to UTEP considering THE WEAKaloes have some nice little system WRs and you guys will pass approx 543 times.

    Counterpoint, UTEP has a better OL and defense than PU... oops i mean CU (lol)
     
  26. Cornfed Buffalo

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    NDSU would score 75 to 89 points on UTEP.

    Facts only.
     
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  27. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Cam Miller is the best QB the Buffs will play until the K State game.

    Facts only.
     
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    *** at home
     
  29. Cornfed Buffalo

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    A big KJ Jefferson fan, I see
     
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  30. DrTomOsbourne

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    Smells like fear in here
     
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    Matt Rhule has begun blue hair appreciation hour.
     
  32. CUgator

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    if any other poster made this comment, I’d agree.
     
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  33. scissors

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    Him and the banks can kill the vibe faster than a fart in church. It’s impressive.
     
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  34. Bo Pelinis

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    Stinks like sex in here
     
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  35. DrTomOsbourne

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    Cry about it
     
  36. DrTomOsbourne

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    To add, if I can make this message board experience any worse in any possible way for any CU fan on here, I will feel accomplished.
     
  37. CUgator

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    simply stating facts.
     
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    WHEN I SEE CU POSTERS IN OTHER THREADS I FAKE A SMILE BUT REALLY I'M SEETHING.

    WHEN I SEE CU POSTERS IN HERE THE GLOVES ARE OFF!


    CU STINKS!!!
     
  39. CUgator

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    congrats
     
  40. Biff Bridges

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    I think both teams will have fun next week!
     
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  41. Cornfed Buffalo

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    The line has been crossed

     
  42. NCHusker

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    #CoachComposite
     
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  44. Cornfed Buffalo

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  45. oldberg

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    I don’t know Lloyd but he sounds lovely
     
  46. football501

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    Today’s joy and optimism will only make next week worse. Grats Buffs
     
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  47. Biff Bridges

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    Lol. That's one of the funnier things a post game caller has said. Prime>Choice>Select.
     
  48. BWC

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    Even callers are tossing dimes. What is going on?!
     
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  49. Herpitus Derp

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    Boulder used to be a cool AF college town with a hippie vibe. Now it’s just full of 80 IQ failed upward Karens driving Teslas. SMDH.
     
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  50. CUgator

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    I wish this wasn’t painfully accurate.