The Hated vs The Irrelevant- 0 days and counting “ Sorry 4 lashing out, I have a micropenis” Dr Tom

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  1. Simon Templar

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    Just to be clear on the thread title

    Colorado -> The Hated
    Nebraska -> The Irrelevant

    right?
     
  2. southlick

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    You could easily flip flop them if this was during the 80's
     
  3. BWC

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  4. scissors

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    I am mostly seeing -7 and 60. Even though it’ll be where the public goes, gotta think the over hits. Neither side is coming off the gas the whole game.
     
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  5. RonBurgundy

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    Over and Colorado to cover
     
  6. CUgator

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    Nebraska favored over CU in week 2, at home, with a much heralded true freshman QB? Where have I see this movie before?

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  7. NoNatty

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    From all Oregon fans, gbr.
     
  8. BWC

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  9. CUgator

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    After watching some clips of past games this morning, I can confirm that Antonio Reed is my all time favorite husk
     
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  10. Cornfed Buffalo

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    The weather seems to be shaping up to be real nice.


    Nice enough for you inbred sumsabitches to wear your Sunday denim and best 1990s bowl game shirts.

    This report is brought to you by Jim Pillen and his quest for the 1950s good life. Vote Pillen, the outcome is thrillin.
     
  11. football501

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    I’ve been reliably informed we would have smoked you if you hadn’t sacrificed combustion engines on the altar to Mother Nature to get our week one game against Akron lightninged out. Congrats on your big asterisk
     
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  12. CUgator

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    Michigan fans have informed me that asterisks are completely acceptable
     
  13. huskerrolly

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    don’t you live in the most inbred part of the state?
     
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  14. CUgator

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    Lincoln?

    :drumroll:
     
  15. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Within the borders of Nebraska? Yes, yes I do.
     
  16. Bo Pelinis

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    Inbreeding jokes we are back ladies and gentlemen
     
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  17. huskerrolly

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    so that most likely means you’re a product of said inbreeding. Makes sense imo
     
  18. —

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    Never forget that Cornfed Buffalo is only a Buff fan because he couldn’t step up and take Ron Brown’s lifelong Drug and alcohol Free Pledge at halftime of the spring game in 93. Just an elementary schooler he was clearly high on Mountain Dew, adderall, or some other devilish temptation and reverend brown had him escorted out of the stadium and dropped off across the border
     
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  19. Cornfed Buffalo

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    I was born in Nebraska?

    Duly noted.
     
  20. oldberg

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    I mean St. Paul is a pretty shitty town :idk:
     
  21. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Thankfully I was born in Denver before the Venezuelan drug gangs took over the city
     
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  22. BWC

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    Cornfed Buffalo does not live in McCook
     
  23. Bo Pelinis

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  24. oldberg

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    100% the correct answer
     
  25. Cornfed Buffalo

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  27. TC

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    Need a dog poop bet ITT.
     
  28. Cornfed Buffalo

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    @unicorn_dickslam

    Damn it

    What's his @ now
     
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  29. CUgator

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    I'd like to thank Mikai Gbayor for his comments today
     
  30. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Very mid, at best
     
  31. scissors

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    Was not expecting this guy to be a Mikai
     
  32. Bo Pelinis

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  33. Cornfed Buffalo

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    LIAR
     
  34. Bo Pelinis

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    What did he say? Something innocuous that your loser players and coaches are going to blow up bigger than it is to try to manufacture outrage?

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  35. scissors

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    Who is that?
     
  36. Cornfed Buffalo

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    NOPE. Just us, bitch.
     
  37. Bo Pelinis

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  38. football501

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    He probably said an interfaith prayer for a clean and injury free game, that’s what usually does the trick
     
  39. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Famous athletes who have died in aviation accidents?

    That's kind of fucked up

    1) Payne Stewart
     
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  40. Cornfed Buffalo

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    The N is for Nowledge joke wrote itself this week

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    and people wonder why Prime threatens to have media members drug around the field behind Ralphie
     
  41. Cornfed Buffalo

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    I look forward to Governor Pillen giving a hearty pep talk to the boys in Lincoln this week
     
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  42. football501

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    Is it not because he’s like Trump? I thought I’d read that somewhere
     
  43. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Old Testament probably
     
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  44. football501

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    It’s like the King of Judah throwing Jeremiah down a well because his prophecies weren’t flattering so you’re not wrong
     
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  45. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Not only were his prophecies unflattering, he was a terrible kicker - Barnett of Babylon
     
  46. The Hebrew Husker

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    Love the special teams trash talk!

    "gonna need to use two guys to block me as the ball sails into the end zone for a touchback, suck on that DORKS"
     
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  48. Daniel Ocean

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  49. Cornfed Buffalo

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