TMB Divorce Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by One Knight, Apr 30, 2015.

  1. mp_22

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    He thinks she’s a dime :embarrassed::facepalm:
     
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  2. LuPoor

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    Pic of him pls
     
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  3. mp_22

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    He wants to show you guys another picture and if he wants to post himself idc
     
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  4. bertwing

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    This friend is you isn’t it
     
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  5. mp_22

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    Hell no my girl looks way different from this chick
     
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  6. blind dog

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    so he didn’t care you’ve been posting pics of his gf and details of his life on the internet ?

    sounds like a guy that is completely normal
     
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  7. Cabs

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    Different, but not better? Hmmmmm.
     
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  8. Capstone 88

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    The longer this goes on I’m convinced MP is an early teenager that found this board
     
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  9. skiedfrillet

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    what's going on in here
     
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  10. mp_22

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    Well I wanted advice on his situation with this crazy looking female.
     
  11. bertwing

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    Prove it Casanova
     
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  12. One Two

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    Everybody be nice
     
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  13. bigred77

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  14. mp_22

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    What’s up heard you had some thoughts on my girl?
     
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  15. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Some fucking weird shit is going on ITT
     
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  16. mp_22

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    Here is a better picture
     
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  17. bertwing

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    Ok now I see why you put up with her craziness, the living with her mother, the non BJ/sex stuff for a few years.
     
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  18. mp_22

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    Another
     
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  20. Boo MFer!

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    Destroyed me.
     
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  21. LuPoor

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    Is that you with her, are you Hal Sparks
     
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  22. mp_22

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    That was at a comedy event a few years ago
     
  23. Lyrtch

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    I can't look away from the odd train wreck that this is
     
  24. Whammy Business

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    Oh boy.
     
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  25. mp_22

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  26. blind dog

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    better than what?
     
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  27. mp_22

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    a prior one
     
  28. bigred77

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  29. LickerMan

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    :roll:
     
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  30. bigred77

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    Not so many thoughts as questions
     
  31. mp_22

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    So seriously it’s been 4 almost 5 years and she asked even talked about moving out the moms house.
     
  32. mp_22

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    go head tell me what your thinking that goes for everyone
     
  33. bigred77

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  34. mp_22

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    nope the mom helps watch the kids. She’s hoping to get back the house from the ex. But she hasn’t paid anything on the house since she left him 12 years ago.
     
    #3534 mp_22, Sep 11, 2020
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  35. mp_22

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    Her best friend is 34 recently separated is sleeping with a 20 year old who thinks dude wants to be in a relationship.

    That’s who she takes relationship advice from
     
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  36. Todd Bonzales

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    No, it’s my friend...he’s from Canada. You wouldn’t know him.
     
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  37. One Two

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    I think situationally it’s not one I’d be diving into. From reading this she isn’t going to get the house back in all likelihood. I think there are other girls out there for you that have much simpler situations, especially given the age gap. You’re going to be throwing away years of your life if you keep going down this path in my opinion. If you think she’s the one then ok, but I think this is worth taking a step back and giving a high level look.

    Not saying she’s lazy, I don’t know her or her financial situation, but settling on living with mom bc “she helps with the kids” is a giant red flag and I think you need to understand it’s likely given the history here you’re going to become the soul provider if you get hitched regardless of what she might say and I’d put a lot of consideration into that stress, both emotionally and financially.
     
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  38. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Is this like a football Mike situation but this dude couldn't figure out how to make two accounts
     
  39. Todd Bonzales

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    She’s a 1 on a 0-1 scale, the only scale that matters.
     
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  40. mp_22

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    I think it’s 4 almost 5 years I’ve gotten like 4 BJ’s
     
  41. electronic

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    In before this turns.
     
  42. Boo MFer!

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    Goes to a different high school on the other side of town.
     
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  43. Todd Bonzales

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    If he does, he should just use the same avatar and put a mustache and glasses on the new account.
     
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  44. One Two

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    Shit y’all know Frank, too?
     
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  45. infected donkey

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    ahem, woo.
     
  46. Tilly

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    No one else can be the arbiter of your own personal happiness......

    But they can certainly point out some huge red flags for your benefit.
     
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  47. mp_22

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    Waiting to hear some real red flags
     
  48. blind dog

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    we’re waiting to hear any green ones
     
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  49. mp_22

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    she looks good
     
  50. bigred77

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    This is my favorite Friday afternoon on tmb ever
     
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