TMB Divorce Thread

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  1. One Knight

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    Come share stories of how fucked up your divorce was, or what's going on in your current divorce, or why you want to get divorced, or what the fuck ever else.
    Leave the Dumb Shit Your Wife Does/Says thread for actual dumb shit.

    I'll start off. Wife and I decided it was over, agreed to work things out amicably, few days later she cleans out the bank account and leaves. Over the course of the next year she:
    • tried to file a restraining order against me, had me served at work by a sheriff (which she dropped because it was completely baseless and I called her bluff).
    • took our son and didn't let me see or talk to him for 45 days (we had agreed to alternating weeks), while calling DCF accusing me of child abuse because of a finger-sized sunburn on the kid's head/
    • broke into our house and stole all my shit
    • got knocked up by a dude whom she eventually had thrown in jail
    • quit her job without telling me thus leaving me 2 days to get the kid enrolled in school in a town where I didn't live
    Lots of other shit I've tried to block out, but the moral of the story is, if you think divorce is imminent, get a lawyer immediately, and if kids are involved, get your lawyer to file for a temporary time-sharing plan so your wife can't kidnap the kid like happened to me.
     
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  3. Verbal Kint

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    Sorry you married a terrible person. Hope that works out for ya.
     
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  4. MK 3rds

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    Finally free this week!

    She basically stole 3k out of my tax return because she had 30k in student loan debt that she never disclosed to me and now she's in default so the feds just took it.

    She also tried to keep my daughter from getting a passport so she could visit me while I'm stationed in the UK.

    Just glad I'm done with her.
     
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  5. AIP

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    Wow that sucks.

    I have been married 22 years now and pretty happy although I sure do miss a good blow job..... So recently I have been talking to an old girlfriend via facebook, matter of fact she was the 1st I had sex with, wonder if it's worth it ???

    Read your story, no never mind.... back to my BJ less life.
     
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  6. Jorts

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  7. One Knight

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    yes she was, and yes it did. I did get a great kid out of it so all things considered, it was worth it.
     
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  8. One Knight

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    Having been in the situation (divorce, currently no blow jobs), I would say the divorce is not worth the blow jobs
     
  9. Marty Kaan

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    Don't mind him. He doesn't believe in divorce
     
  10. AIP

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    I will be honest though it's been fun talking to her.......... and blow jobs are fun, or at least I think they are.......... it's been so long.....
     
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  11. Verbal Kint

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    nothing destroys a marriage faster than a man having any fun at all not involving his wife
     
  12. Verbal Kint

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    Hey man you gotta step your game up. BJs don't just come falling from the ceiling.
     
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  13. One Knight

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    good point, I remember that now. Not going down that rabbit hole again though.
     
  14. Marty Kaan

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    WHAT
     
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  15. Phil Connors

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    Money/kids >>>>>>> blowjobs
     
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  16. One Knight

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    man, I said I wasn't going to do this... just so I know, are you saying that he can do something to make his wife enjoy and subsequently want to give him blow jobs, or just that he needs to do things that make his wife feel obligated to give BJ's?
     
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  17. One Knight

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    in my wiser older years, I have come to agree with this wholeheartedly.
     
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  18. One Knight

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    I forget, do you believe your spouse cheating is grounds for divorce?
     
  19. Phil Connors

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    Doing the dishes, mopping the floor, doing laundry are some things that can get an old married guy the occasional blow.
     
  20. Moxin24

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    This is going to be a sad thread
     
  21. Duval

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    Maybe a shitty marriage.
     
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  22. PCH

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    I think OP should release the newdz to cheer us up...
     
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  23. Verbal Kint

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    how is the custody working out?
     
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  24. Verbal Kint

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    Just saying guys gotta step their game up. Like if she used to give bjs but now doesn't there was a reason she did and a reason she doesn't. Sometimes there's nothing to be done about it but a lot of times there is
     
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  25. Verbal Kint

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    I suppose so. Why? Are we turning this into 'argue with VK about something he didn't bring up' again? I'm not knocking you or your situation. Sounds like it sucks and I sincerely hope everything works out for you
     
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  26. One Knight

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    not at all, the last thing I want is to argue about it, was just trying to remember your stance on it.
    For some reason I was getting you and Jenks confused when he talked about getting his divorce the other day
     
  27. One Knight

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    she regained her sanity once she got away from the baby daddy, so we now have no issues sharing custody. Things have been good for a couple years, but that first year was a special level of hell
     
  28. One Knight

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    better to direct you to the Jailbait thread and pretend one of them was my ex
     
  29. Verbal Kint

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    that's good. My only similar experience was when my son was a baby and the future wife and I were basically not even cool for a few years. She was cool in that she never kept me from seeing him but I had to ride the train for 75 mns each way to get him and had little to no say on certain aspects of his life and it drove me nuts.
     
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  30. Verbal Kint

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    gotcha.
     
  31. PCH

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    Did you at least get the money she stole back?
     
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  32. One Knight

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    Sucks that you had to go through that.
    I wonder sometimes how I would deal with that setup, I'm really lucky in that she didn't fight the 50/50 custody, she lives nearby, etc.
    Of course, I also took things into my own hands by having the divorce agreement written up that my address would determine his school, etc.
     
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  33. One Knight

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    Nope, nor did I get any of the stuff back that she stole from the house. It was considered marital property, she even called the cops to say she was going to take stuff from the house, because we were still married I couldn't file charges or anything. By the time the divorce settlement rolled around, all that stuff was gone after she had gotten evicted three or four times.
     
  34. wes tegg

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    Wait, you had a kid out of wedlock?
     
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  35. Connor Norman

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    Fify
     
  36. One Knight

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  37. Verbal Kint

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    I was once a vile heathen living a life driven by pleasure and my own happiness. Now I'm married.
     
  38. Jorts

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    Basically been married for last 2 1/2 years. Just making it official May 30th
     
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  39. PCH

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    Where do u live? Seems like the most she'd be able to take is half...
     
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  40. One Knight

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    Florida.
    You are right about the cash in the bank account that she took out, she should have only taken half, but it didn't amount to enough to justify the lawyer fees it would have cost to get it back.
     
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  41. One Knight

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    congrats, I can attest that marriage can be good if you set realistic expectations with the wife, and don't allow her to subsume you in the name of the relationship.
    Stay your own person and life is good.
     
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  43. Connor Norman

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    Wish I could find the post about my first wife.

    Cliffs:
    I deployed, she cheated.
    I came back, she moved. I deployed again.
    I came back and started divorce. She asked to hold off because she was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. I agreed.
    I deployed again. Came back and she said her treatment was over, so started divorce paperwork.
    She came to my sister's job to sign something and had a kid with her. Turned out she was pregnant and never had cancer. So, my insurance paid for her to have some other guy's baby.
    I basically went in dry in the divorce.
     
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  44. wes tegg

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    Did't TMB also raise money for her cancer?
     
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  45. One Knight

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    wow dude, what a fucked up mess. you've had some seriously rough shit happen to you my man. You deserve to bang some college chicks for a while
     
  46. Connor Norman

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    No. That was my second wife. She passed away from cancer.
     
  47. wes tegg

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    Man, that's awful. I'm sorry.
     
  48. Verbal Kint

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  49. MODEVIL

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    you can file an innocent spouse declaration and get half of it back
     
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  50. Connor Norman

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    Next Saturday will be one year.