Come share stories of how fucked up your divorce was, or what's going on in your current divorce, or why you want to get divorced, or what the fuck ever else. Leave the Dumb Shit Your Wife Does/Says thread for actual dumb shit. I'll start off. Wife and I decided it was over, agreed to work things out amicably, few days later she cleans out the bank account and leaves. Over the course of the next year she: tried to file a restraining order against me, had me served at work by a sheriff (which she dropped because it was completely baseless and I called her bluff). took our son and didn't let me see or talk to him for 45 days (we had agreed to alternating weeks), while calling DCF accusing me of child abuse because of a finger-sized sunburn on the kid's head/ broke into our house and stole all my shit got knocked up by a dude whom she eventually had thrown in jail quit her job without telling me thus leaving me 2 days to get the kid enrolled in school in a town where I didn't live Lots of other shit I've tried to block out, but the moral of the story is, if you think divorce is imminent, get a lawyer immediately, and if kids are involved, get your lawyer to file for a temporary time-sharing plan so your wife can't kidnap the kid like happened to me.