TMB Weightlifting Thread: Learn to Swim

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    You can get fucked
     
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  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    Auburn only produces men
     
  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    What a world, where food isn't enjoyable and you don't have to constantly stop yourself from eating fucking EVERYTHING
     
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  4. DuffandMuff

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    Was at 181 about 18 months ago. Currently at 174. Been stagnant for a while :crossedarms:
     
  5. Killy Me Please

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  6. HOOSINSC

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    i was warned a few weeks ago about being too lean to use the powerlifting section of the gym. i was just born this way, you can't body shame me
     
  7. MORBO!

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    Weighed in this morning at 165 at 5'8''. I'm a big boy, I promise.
     
  8. Capstone 88

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    bigjrock and I can overhead press most of the people itt smdh
     
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  9. MORBO!

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    Prove it. You never know, maybe that's our kink.
     
  10. DuffandMuff

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    I’ve settled on the fact that I’ll just have to strive to be cut the rest of my life. Any attempt at mass cultivation leads to a gut.

    This also means doing core work three days a week to try and keep some semblance of a four pack.
     
  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    What exactly are you doing to bulk?? Eating a fuck load? Not counting calories/macros?
     
  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    Another fuck you to you too.

    My stirve is "Don't stop and get 3 59 cent donuts and two corn dogs from QT on your way home while telling yourself this will be the last time and it's OK bc your drinking a diet DP or mineral water with it, before dinner"
     
  13. HOOSINSC

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    i eat at qt two times a week. jalapeño cheddar sausages are a weakness
     
  14. Capstone 88

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    Chick fil A is my weakness. I’d be 220 if it wasn’t for that delicious hate chicken
     
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  15. DuffandMuff

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    I’m not trying to bulk now. When I was, I was eating everything in site. So of course there was some bad shit thrown in.

    I’ve never counted calories/macros, so any nutrition failure is on me. I only focus on protein and limiting carbs/sugar. Cut out all weekday boozing as well except after softball/volleyball.
     
  16. southside

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    I can’t stop eating egg rolls. That with some general tsos or some other fried Asian plate is my weakness
     
  17. HOOSINSC

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    this was a cool episode. i don’t know how nick best walks tbh.

     
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  18. bigjrock

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    It’s true...
     
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  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah, it's still calories so if you did it smarter you probably be able to do it slowly. Vs eating anything and everything
     
  20. Killy Me Please

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    That's easy.
     
  21. nofatchildren

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    Is Eddie Hall back to staying bulked up so he can do quasi strong man shit? Last I heard he was trying to lose a shit ton of weight and do something else.
     
  22. Killy Me Please

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    Almost benched 345. So close. Need my left to get stronger. Right side was there. Tried throwing it up with some body English on the left

    immediately regretted it.

    That's why you buy safeties, gents.
     
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  23. TDCD

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    Was it fudd who had his mom spotting him bench 405?
     
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  24. Gunners

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    Acting is his priority, has this and his own show on history channel and claims to be in talks for a bunch of other stuff. Did lose a bunch of weight from strongman days but that's not hard to do when 6'3 450.
     
  25. Gunners

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    Believe he said he could set the WR bench in 9 months but not going to guarantee it because acting comes first. Not sure if this was before or after he tore his bicep too.
     
  26. Capstone 88

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    Hell yea. OG lifting thread content. I had just started lifting around then
     
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  27. Homo Erectus

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    Bulking if you have a runners build just means having more weight around your waist than added muscle unless you want to take supplements.

    I'm a lean 6'1 185 and if i try to put on a lot of muscle i put on too much bad weight.
     
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  28. Killy Me Please

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    Wat
     
  29. Capstone 88

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    That’s......not how it works
     
  30. Killy Me Please

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    It's science.
     
  31. Homo Erectus

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    Its bc im probably not doing it right in terms of diet.
     
  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm on the same boat.

    I don't lift, eat QT daily, maybe have some pastries in the AM on the way to work and sometimes hit up Wendy's dollar menu, the entire dollar menu.

    And the craziest thing happens I just get fat. Like whet the fuck. I must have a runners build
     
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  33. Gunners

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    On another gain 50/lose 50 cycle?
     
  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's just what I call life, brother
     
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  35. Capstone 88

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    I think a big problem people have is just consistently tracking and getting enough protein. Overeating carbs and fats with little protein definitely won’t be optimal for muscle building. It happens to a lot of people they just eat.
     
  36. Gunners

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    Random post but respect a lot of crossfit shit but the whole constantly saying fittest athlete on the planet just annoys the hell out of me. Can't you just do your thing without the propaganda of it being the best. I'd enjoy watching crossfit stuff if not for them constantly pumping it up at being so amazing.

    Good night, just wanted to let that out.
     
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  37. Gunners

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    Been to a few Highland Games in Scotland, obviously not with monsters like them but it was pretty damn cool
     
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  38. Capstone 88

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    Hope all the growing little boys in here ate a hearty breakfast this morning
     
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  39. HOOSINSC

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    I had half a piece of gluten free toast and an egg white. feel so bloated after all that food.
     
  40. DuffandMuff

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    Typical pre gym meal- two eggs and two slices of Canadian bacon on a toasted sandwich thin.

    Post gym- two hard boiled eggs, oat meal, shake and yogurt with granola.
     
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  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    Whoa bruh, can't break out intermittent fasting until 12:00
     
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  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    My pre gym mix is some BCAAs a little T3 and a dash of Ostarine
     
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  43. HOOSINSC

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    WED? more like PED
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just a little extra from a shampoo or salt bath.

    Dabo taught me
     
  45. HOOSINSC

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    as long as you keep the proselytizing to a minimum, we won't have any issues here.
     
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sorry, I need to spread the good book to help cover up my body dysmorphia sins
     
  47. Simon Templar

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    I threw up in my mouth this morning so that was fun.
     
  48. Menelaus

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    195 checking in.

    Jacked and tan but actually looks like Tarzan lifts like Jane
     
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  49. DuffandMuff

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    If we’re being honest, I’m not in the gym to get stronger. Purely superficial, cosmetic reasons.
     
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  50. Capstone 88

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    I’m seriously all for whatever reason gets a barbell in peoples hands.

    Still gonna talk shit tho
     
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