Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  2. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  3. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Federalist Society contributor and Bush/Scott/DeSantis stooge. Burn in hell lol
     
  4. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Good :smugdog:
     
  5. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Hope it was in misery and prolonged
     
  6. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    This will haunt Trump for the rest of his life. He love Elton John lmbo
     
  7. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "Christ Leads Trump in Latest Poll"

    Put it in the headlines, dumbasses
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Not to body shame but god damnit guys don’t make it so easy.
     
  9. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Well-Known Member
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    Hope two able bodied men beat the fuck out of this collection of misfits and losers.
     
  10. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Being wider than you are tall is impressive, really.
     
  11. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Meal Team Six poster opp
     
  12. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    that body to head ratio
     
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  13. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Well-Known Member
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    Far right appears to have weapononized the homeless.
     
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  14. Josey Wales

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    Hopefully each one winds up with their ass beat after profiling a POC.
     
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  15. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Body shaming people like that is not only accepted, but encouraged
     
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  16. Biship

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    The Ham Berets
     
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  17. Josey Wales

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    Guy on the right just burst through the wall screaming oh yeah!
     
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  18. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Duck Dynasty meets My 600-lb. Life
     
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  19. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Operation Lunch Box
     
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  21. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    And dad jeans.
     
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  22. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    And then he lied about it. Then doubled down on the lie. He's a loser. A loser who served.
     
  23. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    I think jack posobiec calls himself "military intelligence" but all he did was drug (piss) testing
     
    #403526 Can I Spliff it, Sep 24, 2022
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  24. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Every day I drive by a house that has "2000 Mules" hastily spray painted on a wooden pallet and displayed in the front yard for every person driving by to see.

    Then as you pass it you notice all the kids toys around it and I just wonder what absolute hell that guy's wife and kids must be living in
     
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  25. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
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    Carrying more water than the pacific

     
  26. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    You ever go inside a “Rack Room Shoes” store and see dozens of the same flavor of new balances that they’ve been selling your whole adult life, and wonder who the fuck actually buys shoes there? It’s these guys. They have 18 years of black new balances sitting in their garage.
     
  27. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    What is “the music that sounds like Qanon”?
     
  28. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Ron Watkins playing the pan flute.
     
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  29. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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    Mike Lindell ASMR
     
  30. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    A pillow fight between him and Scott Baio
     
  31. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    Sleeve tattoos must’ve been a requirement for employment at this Nazi rally.
     
  32. NYGator

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  33. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    can’t wait for this motherfucker to stroke out
     
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  34. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    Trump silver coins lol
     
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  35. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    MAGPPA

    Make America Gay-per-puh Again
     
  36. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Hate-filled Jesus is the oddest Jesus to believe in.
     
  37. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    It’s so fucking hilarious that he wanted someone on his staff to get a signed Elton John CD to send to Kim Jong Un.
     
  38. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Wow pure evil what kind of freak would hang out nude on a rich secluded getaway with waterslides and hookers?

    Edit:

     
  39. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    Immoral degenerate nude water sliding will be the undoing of the empire.
     
  40. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Anyone have the uncensored Hunter pics? I have a friend that’s curious about that hog.
     
  41. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  42. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    siap / TIL
     
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  43. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    I was going pro in basketball until the world realized I’m 5’11, whiter than wonder bread, slow and can’t jump.
     
  44. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    That was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever researched using google
     
  45. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    You ever google the story about his dick being shaped like a deformed mushroom. Allegedly.
     
  46. Doc Louis

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    No matter what comes to mind when you read this, it's hilarious
     
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