Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. The Banks

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    It’s incredible that these need to be handed out physically in person, it’s 2022.
     
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  2. 40wwttamgib

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    Texas rangers pony up
     
  3. Drown ‘Em

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    Fuck the Times, fuck her publisher, but most importantly fuck her.
     
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  4. Henry Blake

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  5. Name P. Redacted

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    biggest scandal of the NYT of my lifetime? probably not
     
  6. JonathanCoachman

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    Lol fuck this guy. Disgruntled subscribers should be able to get their money back considering their money was paying for Maggie Haberman to not do her job.
     
  7. CaneKnight

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    Imagine just hating ur own countrymen this fucking much that you’d vote for this. Humans are fucking garbage
     
  8. chuckmasterflex

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    The DNC are using their weather machine to push this closer to the elections. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
     
  9. Truman

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    What was the topic supposed to be?
     
  10. PeterGriffin

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    Donald Trump, the stupidest criminal in recorded history.
     
  11. afb

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    Sharpies and their use in weather forecasts
     
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  12. Can I Spliff it

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  13. bwi2

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    As a lawyer, he should know that concealing the information, not merely failing to report it, is an element of misprision.
     
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  14. bro

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    "bUT I aM a lAWyEr"

    god, twitter stinks
     
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  15. Mix

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    I honestly don't understand the appeal of fascism at all.
     
  16. Can I Spliff it

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    Uh huh
     
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  17. fattus

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    I’m a lawyer.
     
  18. Can I Spliff it

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    I think it comes from being lied to about how complicated the world is as a kid, thinking that all the reasons its complicated are impurities or evil forces, and thinking eliminating them will bring a return to nostalgic past that never was.

    Oh ya? Name 4 laws
     
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  19. Bo Pelinis

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    Its appeal is in its simplicity in explaining the misery of human existence. Strong man good, things are black and white, good and bad, right and wrong, friend and enemy. A lot of people really really struggle with uncertainty and shades of gray. It's a lot easier to pretend strong man has answers and if you could just get rid of the enemy things would be fine or go back to a normal that never actually existed.
     
  20. Bo Pelinis

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    I can fly. I'm pilot
     
  21. Bo Pelinis

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    A lot of the same mental processes that make people susceptible to fascism are the same thought processes in conspiracy thought. It's all related to a feeling of control or a refusal to believe that sometimes shit just happens and it's bad and there's not really one person or group to blame.
     
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  22. CaneKnight

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    What does it say about our justice system that he won't spend a fucking day in jail...
     
  23. fattus

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    The law of unintended consequences
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    I bill in 5 minute increments so that’ll be $40.
     
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  24. CaneKnight

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    Yeah cause you're not a racist piece of shit
     
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  25. CaneKnight

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  26. jokewood

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    *cough* religion *cough*
     
  27. Jimmy the Saint

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    The simplicity makes it easy to broadly appeal to the uneducated/under-educated masses.
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

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    duck, chicken, turkey and swallows
     
  29. NYGator

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    This…

    it appeals to someone who is not one of the listed bad guys and thinks they are protected from bad things happening as a result.

     
  30. VaxRule

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    I think you mean:
    “god, lawyers stink”
     
  31. Name P. Redacted

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    my favorite is the law of surprise
     
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  32. IV

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    And yet somehow not in jail
     
  33. I found out not too long ago that Gene Wilder improvised the moron line. Cleavon's break/smile is so great
     
  34. PeterGriffin

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    I wish we could get an honest poll about people’s beliefs in this country. Like what percentage of conservative men think women shouldn’t be able to vote, that minorities shouldn’t be able to vote, etc.
     
  35. Doc Louis

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    I hope everyone can find someone to love them the way the NYT loves itself.
     
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  36. LetItSoak

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  37. Beeds07

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    The weirdest part of fascism is how conditional it is. If Biden did any the stuff he did with the idea of never giving up power, it would be the worst thing ever. They want fascism, as long as it’s by white people for white people.

    I remember them telling me Obama was never going to give up power and it was terrible. Now they root for this shit, as long as it’s a white dude willing to hurt people.
     
  38. Dick Dollars

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  39. herb.burdette

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  40. Nole0515

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  41. chuckmasterflex

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  42. CaneKnight

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    *White dude willing to hurt certain demographics
     
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  43. NYGator

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    Just came to post this. Kind of woke of him to resign.
     
  44. CaneKnight

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    That guy? Lmao
     
  45. bro

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    that needle dick is going to get massacred by Trump
     
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