USL Thread

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by snowfx2, Mar 25, 2017.

  1. DirtBall

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  2. Jimmy the Saint

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    :facepalm:



    Fucking trash in the section next to me threw a water bottle at a Los Dos player.
     
  3. El_Pato

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    Back in a playoff place!!
     
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  4. Jimmy the Saint

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    Win streak ends at 20 for Phoenix. Glad it's over, honestly. Who wants that pressure in the play offs?

    Going to New Mexico next weekend. Pumped.
     
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  5. DirtBall

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  6. DirtBall

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    1). Was it my boys from Swope Park that ended it?

    2) I pray to god it wasn’t dollar beer night.
     
  7. Jimmy the Saint

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    It was away and it was Fresno.
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    Whew
     
  9. Jimmy the Saint

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    Flying to ABQ soon, Four Corners Cup on the line. :bzzzz:
     
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  10. El_Pato

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    Scored in the 91st against Sac Republic to win 2-1 and maintain playoff place
     
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  11. Jimmy the Saint

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    Phoenix pulled a draw from the deep recesses of our butthole. It was incredible.

    Albuquerque is also a nice city if you like red sauce, green sauce, and craft beer.
     
  12. El_Pato

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    Another stoppage time winner, this time against 2nd place Fresno :bzzzz:
     
  13. El_Pato

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    Down 2-1 and score twice in the last 13 minutes to win 3-2, fuck yeeeeaaaahhhh
     
  14. El_Pato

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    Phoenix is tied with Austin as well in 2nd half extra time
     
  15. El_Pato

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    Phoenix advances after 9 rounds of PKs, Austin keeper has to be killing himself after that 5th take
     
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  16. Jimmy the Saint

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    That was nuts.
     
  17. El_Pato

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    Oh my

     
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  18. Jimmy the Saint

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    Well it was a fun season.
     
  19. El_Pato

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    3-0 winners!!!

    :bzzzz::bzzzz::bzzzz:
     
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  20. El_Pato

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    What kind of scheduling fuckery is this?

     
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  21. Jimmy the Saint

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    Go fucking Loco
     
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  22. El_Pato

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    Gooooooaaaaaalllllll
     
  23. ohhaithur

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    Both matches are 0-0?
     
  24. El_Pato

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    Stupid fucking Monarchs tied it
     
  25. El_Pato

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    Now a bullshit red
     
  26. ohhaithur

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    Hoppenot scores in the 94th minute to equalize against Eleven
     
  27. ohhaithur

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    And LOU takes the lead. Indy lives to choke away late leads in big games
     
  28. ohhaithur

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    Congrats to El Pato and Ohhaithur on their terrible days
     
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  29. El_Pato

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    That was some bullshit
     
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  30. Artoo

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    3 goals all coming after 90'!!! Three-peat is still alive! Wooo!!!

    That tying goal at 93' had me going crazy
     
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    Good crowd for the final in Louisville
     
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  32. ohhaithur

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    Congrats #Real Monarchs Fans
     
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  33. DirtBall

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    Close your ears USL Bros. But it’s nice seeing the MLS Jr teams win USL. Generally those teams are filled with young potential future USMNT players just there to develope. RSL has a pretty darn good academy.
     
  34. El_Pato

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    That could have been us :tebow:
     
  35. El_Pato

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    Fucking Miami signed Kiesewetter, looks like we'll have to find a new striker
     
  36. xec

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    :mulletsmug: Someone tagged me (I’m the only one).
     
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  37. xec

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    A good academy placed in a system of gross organizational mismanagement. (Unless you like a system where the top academy kids skip the senior team and go straight to Europe with no compensation to the organization).
     
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  38. El_Pato

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  39. DirtBall

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  40. El_Pato

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    Boooo, been waiting all winter for announcement that he'd re-sign

     
  41. DirtBall

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    They’re a month from their first match and can’t even field a full team: