Vols fire Jeremy Pruitt, hiring UCF’s Josh Heupel

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  1. Drown ‘Em

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    $450k per week x 52 weeks = $23.4M annual salary.

    Eat your heart out Saban.
     
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  3. Z

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    :laugh:

    I love Tennessee. BURN IT DOWN
     
  4. Gaknight

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    Danny is going to go insane ther
     
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  5. JohnLocke

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    White seems comically unaware of just how much difference there is between a g5 school and an SEC school that one point was pushing for blue blood status
     
  6. Jack Parkman

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    This guy vs voltwitter will probably be more fun to watch than many vol games during his tenure
     
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    Thats atleast 500lbs.
     
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  9. Gaknight

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    Average UCF fan- went to the school, is in their 20-30's, didn't grow up a rabod fan, likes to go to games and win but has other things going on in their life.

    3/4 of the Tennessee fanbase- depressed, old, fans since birth, probably didn't attend school, live for Vols football
     
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  10. Jack Parkman

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    What a staff full of shit bags Pruitt had
     
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  11. Clown Baby

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    Average UCF fan - from Florida, born with a micropenis and saving up for enlargement procedure, can’t read very well

    Average Tennessee fan - from Tennessee, born with a micropenis but living with it because no liquidity after donating all spare cash to Trump grifters, can’t read at all
     
  12. bigpig

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  13. Boo MFer!

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  14. Boom TittyMilk

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    Chaney have all the knowledge?
     
  15. Room 15

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    Rudi was so tight
     
  16. roggins

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    Barf at those qb stats
     
  17. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    Lol guy finished second for the Heisman with 20 touchdowns and 15 INTs.
     
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  18. JohnLocke

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    Stats are even crazier when you start getting into the 40s through 80s. It's completely wild how much the game has evolved

    It's even crazier looking at the NFL and the best QBs in the early years like Ken Stabler, Joe Namath, Terry Bradshaw, Johnny Unitas, Staubach, etc their numbers would get them roasted these days. Troy Aikman's numbers were abysmal. Even Joe Montana's numbers look average
     
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  19. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    Dan Fouts is another good example. Guy has a gold jacket with a 1x1 td/int ratio
     
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  20. Saul Shabazz

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    crazy all 11 of those picks weinke threw came in the 1st half of the miami game
     
  21. Saul Shabazz

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    Actually it was only 9
     
  22. Saul Shabazz

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    2 in the ship
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  23. Gaknight

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  24. Mr Bulldops

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  25. Detlef Schrempf

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    Does he have a speech impediment?
     
  26. The Banks

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    Why did Santana Miss get any Heisman votes for that stat line?
     
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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  28. Jimmy the Saint

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    Stats aside, how about the fact Purdue, TCU (G5 at the time), Northwestern, and Oregon State had players finish in the top 10.

    2 schools had 50% of the top 10 this year.
     
  29. spagett

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    Set a record with 4 punt return TD
     
  30. Room 15

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    Wasn’t he a big returner? Maybe he had some tds
     
  31. Cornelius Suttree

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    Joe Tiller was way ahead of his time. A Wyoming legend
     
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  32. RavenNole

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    If Chaney was smart he would go to saban coaching rehab and learn what they do. He needs to learn current concepts. It’s amazing that Georgia and Tennessee allowed him to run their offenses so poorly.
     
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  34. Jack Parkman

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    Already making friends
     
  35. Boo MFer!

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    Imagine being told you aren’t good enough to play for Josh Heupel on a Tennessee team that just had a massive exodus and has looming sanctions. Yikes.
     
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  36. Jimmy the Saint

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    Was he looking around? I don't really understand being committed since last April and then not signing in December.
     
  37. Jack Parkman

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    Goodman isn’t happy

     
  38. DeToxRox

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    That is the creepiest picture I’ve ever seen
     
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  40. bigpig

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    Hard to believe that guy was a star QB just twenty years ago.

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  41. ShuPoor

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  42. seanofthedead86

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    My Dad is excited about Heupel. For the life of me I can't understand it.
     
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  43. teel

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    There’s no excuse to be that much of a slob
     
  44. Daddy Rabbit

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    probably better than living the apathetic lifestyle that I am.
     
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  45. Mr Bulldops

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    But you can play a pretty good drinking game with his pressers. Drink whenever he talks about “going 1-0” and “all 3 phases of the game”. You gonna get fuckered up
     
  46. w2b

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  47. Doc Louis

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    Both like to go wild at DW.

    Disney World for UCF fans

    Dollywood for Vols fans.
     
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  48. Clown Baby

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    Totally forgot the Vols had hired Heupel. Probably a good sign
     
  49. Cornelius Suttree

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    $240K to the search firm that landed them White and Heupel
     
  50. Jack Parkman

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    bro hasn’t posted in here since the hire went down

    I fear the worst