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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Taques, Oct 15, 2022.
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I literally said Dabo can’t handle losing assistants like Saban can. Sorry Saban is warshed.
I was taking shots at A&M there.
He don't take kindly to you complimenting his God-King.
Duke doing conservative is gonna screw them
That's literally the point he made. Are you stupid?
Clemson can't score 15 more points if you give them another 3 hours
So who does Clemson hire now that the Dabo experiment is finally over?
Not with the new clock
that rule is actually going to help upsets
Are there any Bowdens left?
Napier after he’s fired
How long before Dabo starts using nil and the transfer portal?
The year is 2029....Its opening day at Death Valley, and the stadium has 10 people. All in orange. All waving orange flags. They cheer for their Tigers, hoping to go to a bowl game. They are a D1 team in south carolina. The media speculates "this is definitely a football team". Clemson, synonomous with "clemson", is a program in america.
The Four Horseman, Cherone Peak, Martavius Bryant, Mike Bellamy and of course Sammy Watkins, are not in attendance. They have other things to do.
three former Tiger walk-ons did come: Will Swinney, Drew Swinney, and Clay Swinney. Will is now a twitch streamer. Drew, a successful gas station owner in Atlanta. And Clay, who defied the odds and is now a quality control coach for the Tennessee Titans. They stand there, on their phones.
Then...an announcement is made, and a banner is dropped...
The West Zone will be renamed...the Dabo Swinney Zone. on twitter, several people tweet "LOL" and thank God that Clemson was patient with Dabo. He asked for patience. He has not delivered in a while.
If he was smart, as soon as he woke up today he should be on that phone getting some serious money rounded up.
I'm honestly surprised he's held out and continues to be stubborn over the portal. He's got enough of an ego to go back on something, and he has to realize this is the end if he doesn't adapt, but maybe he's fine with that at this point.
everybody is warshed thanks for playing
Did the guy who wrote the original celebration at Death Valley post ever dox himself during the good times? Its still cringey and some of the specifics were big time whiffs but he had to be feeling smug as hell after the 2nd championship. Personally, I think Dabo was delivered golden plates from the angel Moroni and instructed to post the text inscribed on them on TigerNet.
almost 100% sure it was confirmed to have been a joke when it was written which breaks my heart.
Maybe it was the “Rick & Morty can only be understood by geniuses” poster. If so, my god what a talent.
It’s still real to me dammit
At least we can all realize I’m not joking when I call saban warshed
but honestly really the entire franchise. window slammed shut
He is so goddamn cranky
Wow how dare he say ok alright
This is honestly almost sad. Get Nicky into a home
gundy is officially warshed
Tennessee’s little run with the UCF Pillsbury guy is done
Watching Clemson vs FAU and had forgotten Tom Herman ended up at FAU. He went from $5.5 million a year at Texas to $750k at FAU.
FunBelt legit has some good teams this year. South Alabama had a decent season last year so I'm not shocked they look like grown men out there.
For the first time in recognized warshed history, I'd like to submit the entire SEC. Just not a very good conference anymore, sad.
real ones saw it coming a mile away
seeing this sport circle the drain is going to be so much fucking fun
I haven't been able to watch every team - is any team head and shoulders above everyone this year?
Doesn’t seem like. Teams like Washington look like they could give anyone a run for their money
Washington #1, Wazzu #2 apple cup is gonna bang
the four best teams in the country all reside in the Pacific Northwest
Next up on the warshed block
both Belicheck and his protege Little Nicky getting put out to pasture in the same season
Striking out on both coordinators is some real cristobal shit
People joked about Saban having “lost it” after the Texas loss…and I agree it is a silly notion after a game or even two.
But his total overreaction by pulling Milroe and apparently Steele is not like the Saban we know at all.
All of the signs are there, but this is in my experience the tipping point
RG3 just brought up Saban being washed during our broadcast, definitely reads the board.