I literally said Dabo can’t handle losing assistants like Saban can. Sorry Saban is warshed. I was taking shots at A&M there.
The year is 2029....Its opening day at Death Valley, and the stadium has 10 people. All in orange. All waving orange flags. They cheer for their Tigers, hoping to go to a bowl game. They are a D1 team in south carolina. The media speculates "this is definitely a football team". Clemson, synonomous with "clemson", is a program in america. The Four Horseman, Cherone Peak, Martavius Bryant, Mike Bellamy and of course Sammy Watkins, are not in attendance. They have other things to do. three former Tiger walk-ons did come: Will Swinney, Drew Swinney, and Clay Swinney. Will is now a twitch streamer. Drew, a successful gas station owner in Atlanta. And Clay, who defied the odds and is now a quality control coach for the Tennessee Titans. They stand there, on their phones. Then...an announcement is made, and a banner is dropped... The West Zone will be renamed...the Dabo Swinney Zone. on twitter, several people tweet "LOL" and thank God that Clemson was patient with Dabo. He asked for patience. He has not delivered in a while.
If he was smart, as soon as he woke up today he should be on that phone getting some serious money rounded up.
I'm honestly surprised he's held out and continues to be stubborn over the portal. He's got enough of an ego to go back on something, and he has to realize this is the end if he doesn't adapt, but maybe he's fine with that at this point.
Did the guy who wrote the original celebration at Death Valley post ever dox himself during the good times? Its still cringey and some of the specifics were big time whiffs but he had to be feeling smug as hell after the 2nd championship. Personally, I think Dabo was delivered golden plates from the angel Moroni and instructed to post the text inscribed on them on TigerNet.
Maybe it was the “Rick & Morty can only be understood by geniuses” poster. If so, my god what a talent.
Watching Clemson vs FAU and had forgotten Tom Herman ended up at FAU. He went from $5.5 million a year at Texas to $750k at FAU.
FunBelt legit has some good teams this year. South Alabama had a decent season last year so I'm not shocked they look like grown men out there.
For the first time in recognized warshed history, I'd like to submit the entire SEC. Just not a very good conference anymore, sad.
People joked about Saban having “lost it” after the Texas loss…and I agree it is a silly notion after a game or even two. But his total overreaction by pulling Milroe and apparently Steele is not like the Saban we know at all.