What point out of nowhere did you know you were getting old?

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  1. B-Boy $P1

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    Was just pretty hyped about cleaning the patio door track just now. Fuck it looks good.
     
  2. infected donkey

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    Renting a boat and I don't have to have a boaters license because I was born before the deadline.:chan:
     
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  3. Lyrtch

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    The movie fone episode of Seinfeld just makes no sense if you're under 30
     
  4. chet fire

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    I'm too young to have ever legally drank a beer before I was 21, but by God, I got that one nipped in the bud.

    Also on the list:
    Saying things like "nipped in the bud."
     
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  5. sooz

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    My hair is starting to go grey.

    Also when i read things here locally that are promoted for all women that are from my local umpiring association asking us to train.
    I don't go to training anymore only for the meetings because it's too cold.
    Imagine training in -2 degrees at night in the middle of an australian winter when the ground is frosted over.
     
  6. Shinzon

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    I’ve been WFH the past few days, and so I’ve played more NCAA 25 consecutively than I have since I got the game. This morning, I woke up and my thumb is killing me. That never happened when I played it like crazy back in the PS3 days.

     
  7. zeberdee

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    going on spinny rides with my kids yesterday and having an awful time.
     
  8. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    Had an “I’m old” moment today. Hiking today and I am wearing a gym shirt. It’s a “bucked up” shirt I got with me of those promo supplement packages. Passed a group of girls, all look about 18-20. Said hello and one goes “my dad wears that same shirt!”

    damn them targeting late 30 yos supplement ads on “the gram”.
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    they shut you down with the quickness lol
     
  10. Celemo

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    told an anecdote at work the other day and mentioned using the newspaper to find out what movie was playing at the local theater. My co-workers looked at me like I was explaining how to make fire with steel and flint
     
  11. Funshot Residue

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    Local(ish) team wins the Appy League baseball championship. Their manager, Mickey Tettleton. Looks ancient. I'm not sure but I think I have his rookie card somewhere. Fuck.
     
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  12. Celemo

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    I use Tettleton from time to time playing Immaculate grid...his baseball ref pic is how I choose to remember that sweet bastard
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  13. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    We r neighbors

    I live where the Ridge Runners are in the Appy league.
     
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  14. Constant

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    Loved Tettleton.
     
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  15. DrTomOsbourne

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    When is the last time you woke up and felt 100%? Like nothing hurt at all?
     
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  16. Celemo

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    2012
     
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  17. Celemo

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    should've been nominated for an Academy Award playing himself in Little Big League :twocents:
     
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  18. CF3234

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    this movie is so damn good.

    Also, we are old because we remember the golden age of sports movies.
     
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  19. Celemo

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    just saw a tiktok last night playing the scene where Billy convinces the staff to let him manage by telling them what he'd do against Steve Farr and his palmball...I'm gonna watch it tonight I think
     
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  20. CF3234

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    At least 5+ years. I'm just getting over a bout of IBS for the first time ever. Couldn't take a proper shit for over a week. My back also just exists in a perpetual state of discomfort.
     
  21. CF3234

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    saw the same tiktok. Just absolutely obliterates them with the response. Billy haywood hated bunting before all the analytics guys

    Also, RIP the palm ball. Does anyone throw one of those anymore?
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

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    depends on what you mean. I have the pain that comes with working out. As long as I stretch properly I’m good. But, luckily I don’t have to he nagging pain that comes simply from aging.
     
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  23. brahmanknight

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    90 days into the Covid lockdowns. I then realized my back had been sore for years.
     
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  24. chet fire

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    Told my son a story about the time I delivered a mattress to a guy who lived in a trailer village on the outskirts of town.

    SON: You actually met someone through Craigslist?
    ME: Well, no...

    ... and basically told him how I had called the city newspaper, told them what I needed the free classified ad to say and then had them publish my home telephone number along with it.

    It was getting to the point where even I was having a hard time believing it.

    (SON: You should have told them your number was classified!
    ME: That'll be fine. I make the jokes around here.)
     
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  25. Funshot Residue

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    Every day I wake up and feel like a million in fifties. Then I get out of bed and the house of cards that are my joints feel like they may crumble at any point. Okay, that's being a bit melodramatic, but I did take note today that it might be a good idea to sit down while putting my socks on rather than the ol' hop around on one leg in the near dark routine.
     
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  26. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    I would never be allowed in this pool


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  27. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Among others, when I noticed myself getting irrationally mad every time someone called something “cringe”. “That’s so cringe.”
    I hate you so much.
     
  28. drewru

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    My wife recently told me she was very excited for her new transition lenses to arrive. That’s when I realized, she’s getting old and I’m still cool af.
     
  29. DirtBall

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    This is such a cringe take
     
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  30. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    I absolutely hate the phrase “ate that” or “left no crumbs” when someone does something well. It bothers me beyond belief.
     
  31. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Is it a verb, adjective, or noun? The world may never know.
     
  32. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    I still hate "binge"
     
  33. herb.burdette

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    My wife and I have an anniversary, so Im planning a surprise trip back to Columbus where we met to eat and drink at some places where we went on dates.

    There are almost none of these places left.
     
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  34. Celemo

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    Take her to Rax
     
  35. B-Boy $P1

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    insert BBC joke here
     
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  36. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity Poster/Posting Game Coordinator
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    Bit of a cringe binge this last page or so
     
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  37. poor paul

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    I hear the waitresses are nice at Urban Meyer's place.
     
  38. herb.burdette

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    It is kind of remarkable. Since 2000, the restaurant where my wife and I met while both waiting tables has been torn down and a hotel built there.

    A bar down the street that we used to go most often is torn down, with an apartment complex there.

    The restaurant where I proposed on NYE is torn down, with an office complex on it.
     
  39. poor paul

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    the average lifespan of a restaurant is like 8 years.
     
  40. herb.burdette

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    I’m talking whole city blocks demolished though, in three different spots. It makes me old.
     
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  41. Mr Midwest

    Mr Midwest Pitbull doesn’t have anything on me
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    The “gotcha” after everything said is starting to annoy me
     
  42. bigred77

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    Gotcha
     
  43. infected donkey

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    A week after your 39th birthday you're told you have to have a stent put in because you have 70% blockage on your LAD. Family has a history of major heart attacks in early 40's so I think I just prevented being another statistic.
     
  44. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Last night I was walking to the bathroom and my dog had his big ass rope hidden under his doggy cover.

    I stepped on that bitch and twisted the fuck out of my ankle.

    I have grass to mow today!!
     
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  45. Ralph

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    Someone asked me last night at a gathering if I'd ever used a dating app, and realized I stopped dating a fucking quarter of a century ago (1999, when I met the wife).
    Also had 3 mixed drinks and a beer like an asshole, as if it was still 1999 and that wouldn't torpedo my entire Sunday. :facepalm:
     
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  46. blind dog

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    woke up this morning and my ankle hurts like hell and i have no idea why
     
  47. Redav

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    I remember watching my dad get up off the couch and out of bed when I was a kid and wondered why he walked like that when he first got up.
    :awshucks:
     
  48. Was 42 or 3, checking into the lodge at Yellowstone when the college age desk clerk asked me if I wanted to claim any discounts like AARP.
     
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  49. Whammy Business

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    Turned 40 in April. Had any number of people ask me if I felt 40. I’ve felt 40 for 10 years.
     
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  50. London Humphreys

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    You have the Gout. Ts and Ps.