What point out of nowhere did you know you were getting old?

congrats on your tommy john

 

I'm having a hard time understanding here. if you're on your side isn't one leg/hip on top of the other?

 

Yes. The top leg is at just enough of angle to cause irritation in the hip

 

recently got a sleep number and I can sleep on my back now after years of being a stomach sleeper

 

I've had to start doing this

 

gotcha, yeah I started putting a pillow between my legs and it helped with alignment. I originally started because my knee bones would rub together during the night and I'd wake up with pain in both knees.

 

just found one of my eyebrow hairs that was an inch long and sticking out all curly and gross. pretty sure that wasn't there yesterday. this feels like an old person thing.

i'm going to have to go to CVS and keep buying popov and fireball until someone cards me.

 

What makes me immediately feel old, is remembering how I felt about my parents' generation finally having access to and using Facebook, and then fast forward to me first downloading and trying to use Tik Tok. Absolutely brutal.

 

I shaved my fucking ears last night

 

I unironically told some kids in HS recently that when I was their age you used to be able to get a McDouble for a dollar

 

I don't wake up with aches and pains

I was in band in high school

 

If you're not plucking, then you're not doing it right

 

need a pillow between your knees

 

We went bowling when I turned 40 and my shoulder and elbow hurt for weeks.

 

I started a new job a few weeks ago and we have a lot of young analysts in the office. I was once in their shoes so I tried to be cool and shoot the shit when they were talking football this afternoon. I told them I was a Commanders fan and said I was like 5 years old when I stupidly picked them as my team. One of them said, “ohhh was that when Sean Taylor was playing?” I was a freshman in college his rookie season.

 

I learned my lesson there at a tailgate.

 

The other day ago I was just thinking that all the people entering college this year were still 2-3 years away from being born when I started college.

 

I get these

 

Prep day tomorrow, first colonoscopy on Friday

 

Not the first time I've googled various words/phrases/acronyms to understand a tweet.

 

Welcome to the club!

https://www.the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/the-colonoscopy-thread.183218/page-6#post-19868315

 

When I was running this morning, thinking I was going at a real good pace, and then a middle school aged kid blew past me.

 

I’m exactly in the midpoint between my mid-50’s and when I started college

 

I'm in my mid-50's

 

I left a concert early last night with my wife so we could "beat the traffic."

 

Pro move