Who brings the boom? (Your favorite father and son!)

tbf to them they only did that because lospollos said they fucking sucked and then the internet kinda forced them together

I think the most valid critique of them is that they never miss the opportunity to make money

 

hes the dude on the right with the chain and primarily known for being the worlds biggest drake stan

as well as just being a complete idiot in general

 

only los pollos I acknowledge

 

who is rizzler and why is he famous?

 

hes a husky chicago cubs prospect

 

I have no clue who he is but ok

 

Yeah los pollos made a name for himself by being such a loser about Drake that Drake actually is friends with him now

His entire identity is being a Drake stan it’s embarrassing

 

the most powerful person on this planet

 

I need a woman to look at me the way Rizzler looks at that chicken bake.

 

How did these jamokes get so lucky to have the Rizzler fall into their laps?

Elon is going to save twitter with this startegy

 

can't help it

All I can see is a young Larry Sellers

 

This is much better than the marvel cinematic universe

 

Their eyebrows and the Rizzlers nobrows is quite the dichotomy.

 

Big 90s comedy vibes

I'd watch a movie with Big Justice

He and his dad get locked in Costco one night and some burglars break in leaving them only one choice: bring the BOOM

 

Absolute Cinema

 

It won’t be long until AJ is a Florida congressman at this point

 

They’ve taken over my Twitter which I guess is better than a bunch of right wing crazy fucks like usual thanks to Elon

 

Just proves the Rizzler star power. They got nowhere for years until the Rizzler showed up

 

this is good

 

we love a Bronx Tale homage, don't we folks

 

Explain plz

 

the rizzler is contemplating on which films to select out of the criterion collection closet

 

he picked The Bakery Girl of Monceau and gave it five Booms!

 

didn’t expect to learn something maybe useful today in this thread

 

Where did the Rizzler come from?

 

Think his dad is in a few videos on this page. No clue who like half these people are. Other than cousin angelo, who was nice enough to use his relation in his name. Jersey Joe on the other hand can get lost

 

cousin angelo isn’t actually a cousin tho. well- i’m sure he’s someone’s cousin. just not big justice’s cousin.

 

Heaven.

 

Well yeah, they’re out here with Riz reliving Tum Tum’s moves.

 

Cousin Angelo isn’t actually their cousin, though. So even that’s tricky.

 

Everyone has an uncle that isn't really an uncle.

 

Is Sally Slices related to anybody?

 

I’m pretty sure he isn’t an orphan so probably

 

The Rizzler has unmistakable “too comfortable neighbor kid” vibes

 

Can confirm. If the Rizzler or an acceptable Rizzler like kid walked in my house right now and helped himself to something out of the fridge I wouldn’t think twice about it.

 

Even Steven's Beans vibes. But better

 

Incredible miscalculation by AJ to get The Rizzler involved

Thought: Let's introduce the weird neighbor / family kid "The Rizzler" to be a minor, bit distraction that strengthens Big Justice as The Straight Man for the Costco guy operation

Actuality: The Rizzler's natural charisma exposes Big Justice's inability to carry narratives and lack of charm. Inadvertently, The Rizzler is growing into the protagonist and Big Justice into the heel / foil