Who brings the boom? (Your favorite father and son!)

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  1. Hatfield

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  2. DirtBall

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    THAT GUY made the Rizzler?
     
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  3. El_Pato

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    Couldn't even hold the cookie together smh
     
  4. Boo MFer!

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  5. fish

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    Whatever they make from all this content.... they deserve it. This is as legitimate an income source in today's world as anything else. And these kids are presumably safe in their homes around family as opposed to being in that Hollywood world.
     
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  6. Lip

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    those last 10-15 seconds of AJ laughing is nightmare shit
     
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  7. poor paul

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    cousin angelo decidedly does not have the juice
     
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  8. Boo MFer!

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    Jersey Joe sucks so bad.
     
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  9. allothersnsused

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    I was kind of aware of these guys over the past couple months, but did a deep dive over the weekend for some reason. The white hot rage that burns inside me for the dad cannot be overstated. There's literally nothing creative or funny about any of the videos. I don't know why I can't just look away.
     
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  10. Simon Templar

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    This post deserves four booms
     
  11. kennypowers

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  12. allothersnsused

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    As best I can tell, this is the lowest number of booms ever awarded. At least they were self-aware enough to realize that "Boom or Doom" was stupid if you never gave anything a Doom. They only do "Boom or Doom" now in relation to other products in the same family. I hate what I've become.
     
  13. Arrec Bardwin

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    :/
     
  14. DriveByBBQ

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    I foresee a quadruple chunk chocolate cookie in the near future.
     
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  15. 20/20/20/20

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    At what multiple of chunk is it no longer a cookie and simply chocolate?
     
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  16. poor paul

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    are they different types of chocolate, or just more of the same chunk is really my issue here.
     
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  17. 20/20/20/20

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    I tried the double chunk chocolate cookie for the first time at Costco my last trip (thanks to these guys bringing the boom) and there was a shitload of chocolate in it already at only a “double chunk” level.

    If its just more chocolate, I’d be out on anything above double.
     
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  18. ashy larry

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  19. ashy larry

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    naming his son after his amateur wrestling persona is all you need to know. explains so much about his whole deal.
     
  20. 20/20/20/20

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  21. allothersnsused

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    Is Mother of Big Justice not also Ashley's mother?
     
  22. fuckthestateoftx

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    AJ making a comeback

     
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  23. DirtBall

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    No Rizzler No Deal
     
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  24. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    also getting signed to the jags practice squad

     
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  25. allothersnsused

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    Hey guys, I realize you only have like 3 catchphrases, but maybe "Boom" isn't the one for a skyscraper in Manhattan.

     
  26. Gaknight

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    This pancake kid doesn’t have it. Not sure what he has less of charisma or athleticism. Dad must be paying to hang with them.
     
  27. sc_chant

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    Just wait until Baby Gronks dad finds out
     
  28. 20/20/20/20

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  29. fuckthestateoftx

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  30. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Really angry that I missed this thread. I've been going around my house saying "No, not the Rizzler, NOT THE RIZZLER" lately, like he's an evil villain.
     
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  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    These guys are gonna be booked all year doing DARE type of assemblies at middle schools.
     
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  32. DirtBall

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    Saw a clip from an interview and the interviewer was dumbfounded that the Rizzler wasn’t related to them. Think AJ said something like “we weren’t related but he’s like family now. We saw this kid on camera and saw he was a star and lived close to us.”
     
  33. 20/20/20/20

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  34. allothersnsused

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    At what point does AJ finally realize that walking around saying "That's a double chunk chocolate cookie" is not content? I swear he is basically a pull-string doll.
     
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  36. poor paul

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    don't show me how the chicken sausage is made.
     
  37. Lip

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    how about how the chicken bake is made
     
  38. ashy larry

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    just a father having fun with his son!
     
  39. DirtBall

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    He was more patient with his kid doing that than I am with mine just trying to get him to put on underwear before school. Not his fault Big Justice is crap and can’t remember his two lines. Rizzler would have nailed it first take, no notes.
     
  40. CTownND

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    Who the hell is that guy in the middle and how can he possibly screw up a 60 second video so bad
     
  41. 20/20/20/20

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    He goes up and says it to people in public to annoy them. That’s it.