Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. blind dog

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    i could get pulled over this morning and would be nervous and anxious
     
  2. ~ taylor ~

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    Why, if you did nothing wrong?

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  3. Bo Pelinis

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    Like the kid that was supposedly in the balloon but wasn’t
     
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  4. Bo Pelinis

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    Shit
     
  5. Tarpon Nole

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    Been a while without any new info. Idk how (or if) this one ever ends.
     
  6. AHebrewToo

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    Guys this wasn’t solved overnight.

    Only rational explanation is she and DB Cooper are piloting MH370 on its interstellar voyage.
     
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  8. electronic

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    Doesn’t seem like a particularly close resemblance, in my opinion.
     
  9. IV

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    That was my initial response but the angles are different and their mouth is moving the same way

    maybe?

    I’d like for her to be alive
     
  10. bigjrock

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    Does Richard Stafford not advise his clients on punctuation?
     
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  11. Tarpon Nole

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    She got a new face ?
     
  12. a.tramp

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    a week of sleeping outside and not showering hits you kind of hard I reckon. Not saying it is her but to expect her to look like she did when she had all of her belongings with her is a little weird.
     
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  13. Baron

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    Larger image - definitely look similar, same build as well
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  14. Baron

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    eyes, eyebrows and nose are all dead on

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  15. electronic

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    They look the same in that all skinny blonde white girls look the same, but that’s it.
     
  16. steamengine

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    That’s it’s getting attention so hopefully we get more lookalikes!
     
  17. a.tramp

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    Some of ya’ll never woke up next to a woman that has not had a chance to make herself “presentable” and it is showing.
     
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  18. Shiggityshwo

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    similar puffiness under the eyes too

    maybe just maybe
     
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  19. IV

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    She is definitely not part of the less dead
     
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  20. IV

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    I tried to date women were this didn’t matter as they were pretty without make up, but they can’t all be winners
     
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  21. jplaYa

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    Her shoes in that gas station pic should be easily recognizable if she indeed owns them and didn’t recently purchase
     
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  22. wes tegg

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    I'm still firmly in the "he did something criminal" camp, but it'd be absolutely terrible if he didn't and dealt with all of the internet being convinced he killed her.
     
  23. IV

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    It wouldn’t really explain him being completely silent if he didn’t think something had gone wrong
     
  24. wes tegg

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    We've been over this, but there are certainly scenarios where he could have not known anything was amiss or she was missing until the parents reached out to him, got scared, and lawyered up. Certainly not likely, but certainly possible.
     
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  25. IV

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    yeah as I was thinking through it, what if they went sleep in the middle of nowhere and he woke up and she was just gone?

    like oh holky fuck
     
  26. Tug

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    I think that if you’re traveling across country with your gf and she either opts to leave you or disappears you’re gonna let someone know. Not drive back home and wait 10 days for someone to ask about her. It’s really odd to me that he hasn’t had any buddies pop up and be like “yeah he called me when he was leaving Wyoming and said she wanted to move into a gas station bathroom” or something
     
  27. skiedfrillet

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    maybe his phone died and he couldn't find a charger until he got home
     
  28. One Two

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    I’d like to weigh in and say that’s definitely her in the Facebook post.
     
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  29. Tarpon Nole

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    That calendar isn't September 2021. Not saying it couldn't have been changed, but who knows when this picture actually was taken
     
  30. Tarpon Nole

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    Well the law is searching GTNP today, so they must not think it's her
     
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  31. dump

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    what if she was killed by those people who live in national parks?
     
  32. Jack Parkman

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    If you are trying to start a new life it’s a fairly simple trick

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  33. Baron

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  34. One Two

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    I know a lot of y’all are settled down and what not but as a single guy who recently stepped back into the dating app game I’ve spent the last two months trying to figure out what girls really look like based on the pics they post. Detective Tinder reporting for duty, if you will.
     
  35. Tarpon Nole

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    There's a video In this post that shows it's two people and not them
     
  36. IV

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    We are not at the point of abbreviating that
     
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  37. wes tegg

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    1. Could be her and not him.

    2. Sup, Tuesday Rose?
     
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  38. IV

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    I support #2
     
  39. Baron

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    Who's to say she left his ass and met up with someone else? I'm not disagreeing but really can't rule anything out right now.
     
  40. Henry Blake

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    Welcome to the search party Tuesday
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  41. Tarpon Nole

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  42. IV

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  43. teel

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    My tactical glasses are ready, I will be joining her shortly

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  44. TC

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    :facepalm:

    When you ROTATE the pic it changes the ANGLE!!!
     
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  45. Snakes

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    yeah, you call somebody.
     
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  46. dump

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    based on her social media I don’t think I could last 7 or so months stuck in a tiny van with her without murdering her either

    so I feel for him
     
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  47. PaulKemp

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    Ive been trying to come up with any scenario where his actions would make sense for a normal innocent person, and the only thing I have is:

    They were in a fairly secluded area with no one nearby except an attorney. She climbs up to a somewhat treacherous area for a selfie and falls to her death. After hearing about the recent domestic situation, the attorney advises Laundrie to immediately drive home, lawyer up, and stay quiet.
     
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  48. Snakes

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    these jokes aren't funny
     
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  49. 20/20/20/20

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  50. $P1

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    The only two things that make sense to me are

    1. He killed her and believes the body is in a place where it will never be found
    or
    2. She's still alive and this is all bullshit