Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

Guaran-goddamn-tee*

 

fuck.

 

I can just imagine a smoke filled room, coffee continually running, and the detectives on this case looking at a suspects board

“yes, and here are what I think are the most white trash cars”

 

did this fucking guy just set a tent up outside their house

 

Seriously, the longer this drags on the more we are in need of someone creating a “spin the random topic wheel” generator and have it in op. Surely we have a smart computer-minded TMBr that can come through for us.

 

He is in the neighbor's yard next door, they gave him permission.

 

Yeah, or whoever he works for is paying them to use their yard. He goes all over the place, but always has shit setup next door apparently.

 

10 year old firebird

 

You'll never see this twist coming

 

We used to go to the Senior Bowl in Mobile every year and right close to the stadium we would knock on this families door every year at like 6 in the morning, hand them a 100 dollars and proceed to have a tailgate party in their front yard all day.

 

That would be really something to see since they haven't been made since 2002.

 

It was my go to answer in the past. Did not realize it had been that long since production. Please edit to say 20 year old firebird.

 

Back to back letterkenny gifs

 

I went to Richmond one year for a race. The track is right next door to a bunch of homes. The whole neighborhood rents out their entire yard to people camping, RVs, whatever. We had a tent popped in the front yard and old lady let us all shower in the house.

 

Enough tangents, let's get this thread back on track. What's the deal with airline food?

 

Well Dominic Toretto drives a Charger so I bet you feel dumb now

 

I got you fam.

For clarification from bottom left to right Modern Trashy Cars, Weird Boobs, Pegging

 

Yeah, but that guy eats his tuna a quarter pound at a time, and nothing else matters, or something like that.

 

I will have to review my source material and circle back

 

but everyone knows the tuna sucks.

 

You can ask my friend Amanda

 

God Bless Mobile. One year at the senior bowl my dad paid to park in someone’s front yard. He asked how much it was and the guy told him $10. My dad paid and started walking away and the guy muttered under his breath “$20 if you wanna keep your tires”

 

Alphas don’t need to announce when they’re changing directions

 

did he go back and pay the $20?

 

Had my first turkey neck at senior bowl tailgate. Been chasing that high ever since

 

Like mother like son as your mom always be chasing that turkey neck!

 

love her

 

God its so sad, I couldn't imagine having to go to the burial site of my murdered child.

Also, here are the top 10 foods that make my farts the smelliest.

 

yes please

 

Did not know which thread this should go in so that made me realize this is the exact thread this should go in.

“Bama is a beautiful state but we fuck everything up around here. Its like we want applause but we catch the clap.”

 

What’s wrong with that? I’ve met tons of awesome friendly dudes on Grindr BFF.

 

Yea

 

We’re going to war with China?

 

Yes, because Biden is in bed with China.

 

Fuck. I’ve been so focused on the grand Tetons and the west coast of Florida that I’ve ignored world politics for the last 8 days.

 

War with China imminent

You've truly done it now, Obama