Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. Pharm

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    Guana means like moss or something in old Spanish and tolomato is the river there
     
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  3. Boom TittyMilk

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    Probably got a burner thrown in to communicate with their son iyam
     
  4. Doc Louis

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    At least they're getting a head start on the Jags.
     
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    Here comes the what I'm having for lunch portion of the thread.
     
  6. fucktx

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  7. C A N E

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    Double stuffed?
     
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  9. racer

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    I wonder if they tipped their instacart driver well for having to deal with their shitty circus to make $4. Probably not.
     
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  10. TimJimothy

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    Didn't look like the instacart driver had to endure all that much, in my honest opinion.
     
  11. Tiffin

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    Ha, I grabbed a package of those just the other day
    Little man loves him some pokemon
     
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    It has hit the flight tracking stage. We have ourselves a coaching search murderer search.
     
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  16. Daniel Ocean

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    I really feel like the news outlets have missed a golden opportunity to play this as they go to commercial:

     
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    I fixed his indoor hot tub a month ago that had been down since the Texas winter death storm. All of the equipment was outside and toast. Crazy.

    Am I now a suspect in the Laundrie disappearance? Shit, I have said too much.
     
  20. racer

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    50 pages on this. Wild.
     
  21. fucktx

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    35 are unrelated
     
  22. a.tramp

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    RTT has really slowed the last 2 weeks. Srs.
     
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    Is he a dick? He seems like a dick
     
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    I rarely ever speak to customers oh his star quality. There are exceptions but he was not one of them. Went through property manager.
     
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  29. fucktx

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    What the fuck

    that poor girl’s death has turned into a bullshit spectacle at this point and there’s a 95% chance the dude is dead
     
  30. Thoros of Beer

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    Wonder if Dog will go all the way to France to hunt him down. Good to know we'll have answers soon.
     
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  31. a.tramp

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    And Dog the Bounty Hunter gets in a Jeep Wrangler to drive off.

    [checks notes from earlier in thread] - interesting.
     
  32. Jack Parkman

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    What a shit show
     
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  33. racer

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    Lmao no fucking way
     
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  34. racer

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    Good call
     
  35. letan

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  37. bcuga

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    Dog wants that $20k reward money. Not a bad payday.
     
  38. One Two

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    This is not the universe cross over I was expecting
     
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  39. bro

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    This shit is so embarrassing and sad
     
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  40. Clown Baby

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    It would’ve been perfect is Dog knocked on the door and then Brian came out. His surrender is conditioned upon Dog taking him into custody.
     
  41. mp_22

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    I don’t understand why the family isn’t looking for there kid
     
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  42. Pelican

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    John Walsh was on CNN and said that she was beaten to death. Guess the videos of him saying it keep getting removed.

    Though I don't think that's a real surprise (if he's even right).
     
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  43. Bruce Bowen

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    They will probably see a jail cell if he’s found alive.
     
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  44. Baby Herschel

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    Probably already been posted in here a while ago and I'm not sure when it happened, but just saw reported that Dog the Bounty Hunter has joined the search. I expect this thing to be all wrapped up by Wednesday at the latest.
     
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  45. DuckKin

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    maybe they are not allowed to
     
  46. TableKnight

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    Not sure if this is already posted. But Brian is probably dead.
     
  47. Baby Herschel

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    Probably so, but there is a morbidly curious part of me that really hopes he isn't and is caught because that part of me really wants to hear his side of this and what sort of ridiculous justification he tries to come up with to defend any of his actions. Mostly just to laugh at the almost certain complete insanity of anything he has to say, but I still am curious to hear it.
     
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  49. IHHH

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    I never said anything because we are partners in crime but when you said that going to France was a perfect hideout for any American criminal because « France might not like us right now » I was a bit disappointed.

    but that is a good recovery
     
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  50. ClemPson

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    Just think at this moment


    Top advisors: “President Biden the American public is losing interest in the storyline.”

    Biden….. takes shot of whiskey….. “somebody get me Dog the Bounty hunter on the phone right now”
     
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