Worst tweets of all time

SugarShaun

 

least crazy square enix fan

 

You suckers would never see me again except to donate to good causes

 

Bullshit.

 

Guess I’m the only one brave enough to log off for a billion dollars

 

Thank God I’m worth 999,999,991.69

 

Tip your landlords, people

 

I don’t care is that’s a stock photo, every one of his profile pics is him in a car with an America hat and wrap around shades.

 

tread lightly spliff one of our many landlords on here will remind you they’re just trying to build wealth and that we live in a society

 

Chumbolone

 

This was a black mirror episode.
They took all of the texts, photos, videos, etc. that you had of your dead wife/mom/whoever and made an AI version of her.

edit - they even named their product after that Black Mirror episode.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Be_Right_Back
Now I’m wondering what other black mirror episodes could I turn into startups?

 

San Junipero please

 

I saw this and figured it had to be unserious

 

Yall gotta link me to the tweets so I can shit on these people in the replies

 

Really shoehorned in that "like-a-lee"

God damn I'm so glad I don't work for the type of company that would pull some corny shit like that or send me to attend that event

 

Maybe Lin Manuel Miranda got people to think this kind of shit is cool again but it isn't and never was, my god. The Christian Side Hug video is all my mind goes to when I see goofy dancing PSA shit,

 

Hamilton was fantastic. I'm not saying it was "cool" but it was very well done.

 

If this happened in Silicon Valley I'd think the writers were being too heavy handed

 

do what now

 

Agree

 

That escalated quickly, one could say.

 

Some of you haven’t taken people hostage over a salary negotiation and it shows

 

Tobias Brockie does look like the kind of dude that would get mixed up with folks that would kidnap his family. Not surprising, imo

 

i calmly (but firmly) told my boss that “i don’t want to make this a whole “thing” but if you don’t give me an extra .75 cents an hour i am going to murder your entire family”

 

Just saw this on LinkedIn and cringed

If you are NOT interested in a job, the correct response is "let me send you 2 people who might be interested"

From a recruiter at Boeing. Eat shit, buddy

 

I'd like for people to do my job for me too tbqh

 

The club owner inadvertently sees me setting AI to 2008 Obama and asks me to leave because they don’t have enough wet floor signs

 

100% chance he wrote the overview