Worst tweets of all time

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by fucktx, Feb 24, 2022.

  1. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    I want to know what he planned to do if he was pulled over by a black cop and had to hand over his ID
     
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  2. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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  3. beeds7

    beeds7 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    No bud…no you didn’t.
     
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  4. timo

    timo Huelga
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  5. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    oh so now huffing gas is bad
     
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  6. timo

    timo Huelga
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    using this opportunity to drop in this dope 90s garage track

    :rockin:
     
  7. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Waking up at 4am, cranking it until the late hours
     
  8. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Alabama Crimson TideUAB BlazersDemocratAvengersBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Just jacking it
     
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  9. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Maybe one day Home Depot will get into the craft soda and close to my house business but until then Ace are my guys

     
  10. LetItSoak

    LetItSoak Well-Known Member
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    InTown Ace in the Highlands is my go to spot if at all possible to avoid the HD shitshow
     
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  11. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  12. Pancho

    Pancho Eating lobster, eating eel
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    Georgia BulldogsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta Falcons

    Intown Ace is where it’s at. That or Edgewood Lowe’s. As a native Georgian it’s sad to say, but I only fuck with Home Depot if there is no other option
     
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  13. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    That cat that’ll just hop up on the counter gives it a good neighborhood feel
     
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  14. LetItSoak

    LetItSoak Well-Known Member
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    That store is staffed by 9 random hipsters, 1 dad who knows shit and 3-6 cats. Love that place
     
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  15. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    Scrolling the replies on those tweets is good comedy
     
  16. timo

    timo Huelga
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    *technically not a tweet but
     
  17. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  18. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Sorry to hear about your relationship troubles TheFreak55
     
  19. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    the fact that she thinks it's like cheating makes me think they're perfect for each other.
     
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  20. Drew Swinney Esq

    Drew Swinney Esq Atlanta Based Attorney More Successful Than Lip
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    Clemson TigersAtlanta BravesCarolina PanthersGrateful DeadUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Passing up free milk in this economy? I don’t think so.
     
  21. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Could probably have an entire worst tweets thread dedicated to this loser.

     
  22. Lip

    Lip Unemployed in Greenland
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    :doge:
     
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  23. timo

    timo Huelga
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  24. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    Damn, JB. I thought you were better than that.
     
  25. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    You did? That’s exactly what I thought he was.
     
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  26. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    It was sarcasm
     
  27. Lip

    Lip Unemployed in Greenland
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    Michigan State SpartansDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsGeorge Washington ColonialsDetroit Tigers

    you forgot to use your sarcasm font
     
  28. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  29. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    he; forgot; ultra douche; :)
     
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  30. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    what does she think they do in convents?
     
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  31. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    You know, they make good points.



     
  32. —

    Well-Known Member
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    For some reason this killed me



    Like wow what a surprise, Caitlin Clark isn't out there campaigning to be the face of the KKK, she believes so much in her message that she is willing to directly say she doesn't like racism!
     
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  33. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Bates Ace hardware in west midtown also gives away free bbq sandos on Saturdays. Ace stays winning
     
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  34. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Actually nm too bad
     
  35. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  36. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  37. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  38. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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  39. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  40. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

  41. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  42. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Alabama Crimson TideUAB BlazersDemocratAvengersBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Take a look
     
  43. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

  44. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  45. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  46. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    We work all day so we can buy granola and drugs
     
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  47. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  48. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    The Thinking Man's Incel
     
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