Worst tweets of all time

Not surprised that the guy who’s a legendarily shitty father would be dogshit at dad jokes

 

and Eathans are even worse!

 

Yeah but there are Cool Ethans

 

just a little foul humor nbd

 

it'd be neat if this guy got mauled by a mountain lion

 

I think his daughter Vivian is shaping up to be a good and decent person.

 

Sometimes I wish I had this level of self importance and lack of irony. Great job mom and dad.

 

Ya don’t say…

 

I saw some dude who was negative $35k after doing it.

 

It's the #lifehack of straight up theft.

These kids are too young to know about check kiting.

 

Imagine thinking you can go to a fucking ATM and get a free 30k because of what tik tok told you.

 

Why is obvious satire ITT?

 

That cannot be real

 

Results dont matter

 

.... and here's what that taught me about b2b sales.

 

“I have studied the blade for over 4 decades. Here’s how I used that to make passive income putting atms in gas stations.”

 

Not sure if this absolute moron was talked about in another thread but goddamn, what a fucking idiot. Pretty racist too that this is immediately where his mind goes instead of maybe "oh shit, I think this store is closing"



""When I first came to LA we'd hang out in Rite Aid all day" What?

 

This guy already lost his son to a fentanyl overdose and now apparently wants to lose his daughter too.

 

This guy should be bullied into oblivion with a million replies of this to each tweet.

 

I’ve always hated him and Tom Segura. Glad it’s coming out that they’re chud adjacent pieces of shit.

 

Every Tom Segura clip I see on social media leaves me wondering where I'm supposed to laugh. Shit material and worse delivery.

 

Get a free tube of ivermectin with your purchase

 

Excited to see how this turns out.
Though I'm sure it's not actually true he is drinking that shit.

 

cackling like Kamala over here

 

Look at Mr. Fun At Parties

 

I think most people here can spot an obvious bit like that. A lot of Tikky Tok videos posted though, not so much.

 

Wes teggs will think this is fake

 

True, but I just view him as an AI bot that just shitposts at this opint.

 

She named her goddamn dogs Mecca (probably to be intentionally offensive to Muslims) and Loomer (her last name?!?!)
I want to forget this gross bitch exists omg

 

Why should it be our fault that society has blurred the lines between satire and reality?

 

My college roommate and I split a peanut butter flavored dog biscuit once as kind of a dare.

It did not taste like peanut butter