Worst tweets of all time

Oh fuck off Whammy.

 

Is he sitting on the bidet backwards?

 

he must be. can’t think of any other ways fecal matter would find itself jammed up one’s urethra.

 

Plot twist: He’s actually just cheating on his wife.

 

idk about that. he mentions her quite a bit in the tweet so he must really love her.

 

Or he tried to fuck his bidet

 

What an loser. If you’re not AT LEAST 69% sure you can pass the bar exam without taking any classes, you’re a beta cuck

 

you just know he sent this tweet to his wife. “see, babe!”

 

If the picture of him as a stealer (sic) is AI generated, then I just don’t know what’s real anymore

 

Dynamite drop in Newsweek

 

The tweet is good. The nobel prize in economics lecture slide tho.....

 

This is in the wrong thread! That's an excellent tweet. Replies are entertaining too

 

Instagram also trying to kill me

 

that suit/tie combo is an abomination

 

The wannabe finance bros are so cute. Keep spending that $1300 you made in a day on circle jerks at your local Italian place and shitty tattoo sleeves.

 

We deserve what’s coming as a country. We really do.

 

Love her. Hope tuah takes over the world.

 

"getting killed for wanting to make healthcare better ... "

oh fuck off ya cuntshit

 

I’ve left all political threads, but CEO hunting season can definitely bring me back.

 

This psychopath could have her own thread.

 

this is satire, right?

 

happy holidays patty dumb cunt.

 

that guy checks some boxes:

Armenian coke deal in LA
ponzi schemer
born again "christian"
neo nazi podcaster
minority yankees owner

 

Thank you president t

 

From now on I’m saying happy holidays every day.

 

I’m always the person that doesn’t say it first and I’ll just say whatever the person said to me.

 

Honestly I usually say happy holidays because I have no idea what people celebrate, plus it really pisses off old white people.

 

Had my Jewish in-laws over for Christmas dinner yesterday. Never would have happened before DJT! I, for one, am glad we are finally putting the Christ back in CHRISTmas!!!!

 

White people have too much fucking free time.

 

So he runs cold 24/7?


Dude doesn’t even look that impressive for all the crazy anti aging shit he does. Seen plenty of natty 50 year olds with more impressive skin and physique. I’m sure he thinks he has stopped the internal aging process or something.