Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

Are his arms handicapped?

 

He moves like someone that doctors said wouldn't live past 7

 

.

 

Would love to see him run the 40

 

Mobile, agile, and hostile

 

That's a hate crime, bro

 

Wow. This was a lot to take in. Kind of feel bad for all the hate he receives on Twitter now because it's obvious he's handicapped. Has there been a formal diagnosis? Aspergers with a mild touch of cerebral palsy?

 

The only fair matchup I can possibly think of at this point would be him against Walt Jr. Honestly, is it out of the question that he would lose to every woman anchor at ESPN?

 

Hands down, one of my favorite threads on this board.

 

His wingspan has to be like 4 feet

 

It's really a shame he didn't do a Wojo-esque floor slap while trying to play defense.

 

that would be funny. He's not funny at all

 

Kanell and Rusillo have been dogging on him the past few days. Says he's easily the worst social media follow in Bristol.

 

KD_20 ‏@kd_20_ebay 21h21 hours ago
@darrenrovell You're about as athletic as a paper clip. Take the shit out of your pants next time you decide to run too.

 

They're having a competition everyone knows Rovell is going to win. Haven't listened to the interview from today (I think it was going to be Rovell), but SVP was hilarious on the show yesterday as a nominee, and the Kiper breakdowns of each candidate have been the best thing the show has done since it started.

 

Yeah they were supposed to have him on today sometime and bang on him for the Porzingas bit and just being awful in general. Will try to find it later. The Kiper breakdown was great. I don't know how he keeps it together the whole time.

 

Should Danny Kanell really be throwing stones?

 

i know i'd love to throw stones at danny kannell.

 

That is some Sun Tzu shit right there, "Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."

 

He tried to nominate himself and Russillo said that was too easy and wanted people not on the show.

 

Like a sentient Clay Travis

 

The Kiper breakdown of Rovell had me rolling.

 

Where do we find this?

 

ESPN douche on ESPN douche crime has got to stop. They've got to stick together.

 

Rovell's new Twitter pic makes me irrationally angry.

 

I'd imagine it makes everyone from NY irrationally angry too.

 

This made me laugh

 

There's nothing irrational about this making you angry.

 

I always thought Andres gallaraga was big cat

 

Ok, I just watched this another 30 times. The worst part is without a doubt him running after the shot. It's indescribable.

 

My grandma with her two fake hips moves more athletically

 

What makes you think he can run?

 

Disagree. The, "Ahh!" is worse.

 

Darrel Rovenn‏@RovennDarrel
@darrenrovell is there seriously a sport you wouldn't look like the sports equivalent of a newborn giraffe

 

Rovell's parents were the first anti-vaxxers, cause their boy moves like he has polio.

 

New avi

 

You are the darren rovell of tmb

 

nah i hate the mets

 

that's been his avatar for at least a week, sterling

it was even posted on this page, you fucking idiot

 

He's really been in his element this afternoon.