Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. The Real Roy Williams

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    Good luck man. I wasn"t trying to be a dick that just seems like something that might fuck with the finaces for years.I don"t know Florida very well though. I've only been there once.
     
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  2. CF3234

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    The reason the home is an option is because even with the renovations, it's within our budget. Would be more money upfront, but it's still doable.
     
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  3. joe-

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    I don’t think this will fix the hot and cold water pressure in the one place where pressure is an issue
     
  4. gilstein21

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    I’m confident
     
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  5. Celemo

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    Celemo remodel update: painting done, flooring done, last of the new furniture arriving today, couple of cosmetic things left + gotta finish moving our shit back into the house.

    I never want to remodel again
     
  6. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Made it through the due diligence period. Had appraisal yesterday. As long as it comes back good we close at the end of the month.

    And we have a free place to stay the month I’ll be homeless. Now I just need to finish moving all my stuff. Worst part of this whole thing
     
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  7. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Oh and I spent 4K this past weekend on furniture. :killme:
     
  8. Pharm

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    I have budgeted 20k on furnishing our house.

    Does the no interest finance shit you can do at furniture stores hurt your credit?
     
  9. Oranjello

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    Yeah, you basically open a credit card with zero interest for the interest-free period. So the ding to your credit score is from the hard pull and the new line of credit.
     
  10. killerwvu

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    Make sure you pay it off in full or you'll be charged the interest from day 1 to the expiration date of the promo period
     
  11. Pharm

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    Yeah, I've done it before and usually pay it off early but didn't know how bad they were on your credit.
     
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  12. Arkadin

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    They aren't very bad for your credit at all. In some cases they can be good for it
     
  13. Boo MFer!

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    I have an 820 credit score because of stuff like this. It really does help.
     
  14. The Real Roy Williams

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    I’m with you. When I got into my place I had the place repainted, I redid the kitchen and had a ton of landscaping done. I swear that painter practically lived in my house for months. The fumes were so toxic I had to move my sleeping spot over and over. I had to have my parents keep my dogs at times. It’s nice now though.
     
  15. Pharm

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    Would it be better to just get a Chase zero interest card if we plan on paying it off in a year anyways.
     
  16. Arkadin

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    Yeah, there are lots of cards out there that will give you a sign up bonus and provide no interest for a year. The store cards don't provide the sign up bonus
     
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  17. Joe Louis

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    Ended up finding a local HVAC company to install a new compressor and do a thorough tune up for the whole system. Were here at 5 am and stayed for about 4 hrs. House just went below 75 for the first time in over a week. Quote was for $1200 but as they came out on the 4th there will probably be an uncharge. Money well spent, nice to be just chillin on the couch watching baseball in relative comfort again :blessed:
     
  18. slogan119

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    Make sure your hose isn’t crimping under the counter
     
  19. CF3234

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    Who is the TMBer who does mortgages for a bank? Tia.
     
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  20. tigr2ndbase

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    I’ve heard mixed things on this so asking the board. This is the first time selling a house with not putting the sold equity into the new home. We’re over the two year ownership for paying taxes. I’ve heard some say that I have to pay taxes unless I invest the equity. Others told me that I don’t have to pay taxes either way. Someone with some knowledge fill me in.
     
  21. comrade static

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    Call your cpa
     
  22. Arkadin

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    You do not have to pay taxes unless you made a profit over 250k (single filing) or 500k (joint filing)
     
  23. DistantFactor

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    As long as you haven't recognized the exclusion for a prior home sale in the last two years you are fine for the 250/500 exclusion.
     
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  24. PAHokie

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    Jorts
     
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  25. PAHokie

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    House down the street, similar age and style but one less bedroom and less sq ft is pending at about $30/sqft more than I bought mine a year ago. New build across the street, similar style sq ft is listed for $60k more than I paid for my mine. I feel pretty good about this.
     
  26. joe-

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    I’m gonna build my own deck furniture I think
     
  27. Matt Foley

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    It’s pretty easy fwiw.
     
  28. Oranjello

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    https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/26/121

    If you’re married, you’ll probably only be taxed on sales proceeds in excess of $500k, but you should talk to a CPA
     
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  29. DistantFactor

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    I am a CPA... but seriously talk to one who knows more about taxes than I do.
     
  30. joe-

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    Want to make sure it looks good tho. I made my own fire pit benches
     
  31. joe-

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  32. joe-

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    It was a mess when I took the picture so don’t judge pls
     
  33. Oranjello

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    Cool. I’m a tax attorney. I’m also recommending that he talk to a CPA so that his advisor is aware of all relevant facts since his question didn’t indicate the source of the money used to buy the house, which could potentially render several exceptions applicable.
     
  34. DistantFactor

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    My post was made in jest.
     
  35. tigr2ndbase

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    Thanks. The source of the money to buy the house came just from our savings. We didn’t cash anything out of 401K, retirement, etc.
     
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  36. texasraider

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  37. Druce

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    I referred my sister to Jorts instead of the bank that I actually work for if that tells you anything.
     
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  38. joe-

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    Not totally
     
  39. Pharm

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    My cutting board stained the quartz countertops. Is there a Best way to clean this?
     
  40. citrodong

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    Had our preconstruction meeting.

    Unfortunately for me were being told that we are going to close Late November or Early December.

    Worst time to move ever.
     
  41. tigr2ndbase

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    Well we got an issue with closing. The lender is saying the title company we’re closing at isn’t approved. The title company has been talking with the lender for the last 2 days and then they say this an hour away from closing. I flew in late last night from PA and my wife drove the 2 kids over 2 hours to close. The buyer is furious bc they’re supposed to be out of their rental today and have movers lined up. FML.
     
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  42. CF3234

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    who picked the title company? and why didn't you just go with one the bank recommended?
     
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  43. tigr2ndbase

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    We got it all settled and just closed. The bank never gave the realtor any suggestions. They’ve had closing paperwork for awhile and never said anything about the title company. I expected something to happen on Friday the 13th. Anyway, all good.
     
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  44. Pharm

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    Us too, but I'd rather move then in Florida
     
  45. Boo MFer!

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    We’ve kicked around the idea of having our cabinets painted for a while, but have yet to pull the trigger. They’re in fine shape, just builder grade and they look blah. I have a friend’s brother, who is a painter, saying he can do it for $1,500. That’s about half of what others we know have paid for cabinet painting. Context: we want a total kitchen remodel, but in terms of priority, it’s behind a few other things. I’m hopeful painting them will buy us a few years until we’re ready to remodel.

    Should I do it?

    Picture of the kitchen here for reference.

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  46. comrade static

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    When you do the entire kitchen remodel, do you plan on keeping the cabinets? If not, then I think that would be a waste of $1,500.
     
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  47. dump

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    Go ahead do it

    everything else looks fine to leave as is
     
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  48. Boo MFer!

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    No, the remodel would include new cabinets. I look at the painting as a stopgap to give us a new look until we’re ready to drop some real money on new cabs.
     
  49. joe-

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    paint it yourself. Use an oil based paint because they’re easier to clean. Source: I did it myself
     
  50. Boo MFer!

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    I am very, very lazy.

    Source: I pay people to do everything for me.