Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. visa

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    Woo!!!!
     
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  2. Lyrtch

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    even with all the drama in the NFL some things are still predictable

    its great
     
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  3. juice

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    Good luck, Bill.
     
  4. GrizzliesDrew

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    Hate this news
     
  5. Jack Parkman

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    I can only imagine him pulling that helmet bullshit with belichick
     
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  6. Nole96SC

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    I feel like he's gonna 100% try.
     
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  7. bro

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    Please choke Brady out AB
     
  8. bro

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    Yup. I hate it as a fan but it was so obvious
     
  9. dump

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    honestly I don’t think he ever wanted to be on the Raiders
     
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  10. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    He’s won six fucking Super Bowls.
     
  11. Truman

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  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Only $9 million bonus? How dare these white owners take advantage of this poor negro?
     
  13. bcuga

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    Playing on a winning team might change Brown's attitude. Truthfully, if I played for the Raiders I'd been a bitch too.
     
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  14. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    How much guaranteed money did he give up this year in Oakland?
     
  15. Jack Parkman

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    Going to go for 200+
     
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  16. devine

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    Bills lmao
     
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  17. bro

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    That doesn’t answer the question!
     
  18. bro

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    Riveting
     
  19. Bruce Wayne

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  20. bro

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    This is a dumb tweet
     
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  21. Handcuffed

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    Roethlisberger -> Carr -> Brady

    i'd act out too
     
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  22. Jack Parkman

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    I see nothing inaccurate
     
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  23. Beeds07

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    Is it though?
     
  24. beist

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    Is this deal contingent on him passing a mental?

    (Instead of a physical. That was funny trust me.)
     
  25. Jack Parkman

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  26. dump

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    that an African American man gets to do the thing he loves? Yes.
     
  27. Aaron Hernandez

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    winning a couple super bowls with a AB right now would be classic Bill Belichick .
     
  28. GrizzliesDrew

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    Helmet won’t be as inflated, I can promise you that
     
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  29. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Good lord give this shtick a rest please
     
  30. Bruce Bowen

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    He was on a winning team that took the biggest dead cap hit in history to get rid of him.
     
  31. devine

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    Itll be okay bud
     
  32. Beeds07

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    At least you aren't calling him a nigger anymore.

    Progess
     
  33. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Burn in hell, patriots
     
  34. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Just curious so I can follow along what is your race Beeds07
     
  35. Lyrtch

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    you should have realized like six hours ago this is what dump wanted you to do

    and just not
     
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  36. Beeds07

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    Jewish. He's being a racist
     
  37. lfriend

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    Welp looks like you were right and I was wrong as hell.
     
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  38. dump

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    I would never
     
  39. Beeds07

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    For some reason he's the only person on this board I let do this. Everyone else I ignore but I feel guilty doing it to him.
     
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  40. The Hotch

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    I’m aware of his exploits.
     
  41. bro

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    Things are going off the rails fast ITT
     
  42. juice

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    I sincerely hope he continues this episode and causes havoc for that organization.
     
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  43. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Are you black
     
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  44. RSK

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    I swear this was an exact storyline on ballers
     
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  45. Beeds07

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    Muslim
     
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  46. dump

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    He did this because he didnt want to play for the Raiders
     
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  47. bro

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    Very normal
     
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  48. D. Silver

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  49. devine

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    Muslim is a religion