Does celebrating this 4th seem weird to you

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Evil Homer, Jul 4, 2020.

  1. Evil Homer

    Evil Homer New guy please be nice

    What

    I don’t care about that thread I’m being a cunt
     
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  2. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    It's a great thread and resource if you have small children or are a big weirdo :yousoright:
     
  3. Shiggityshwo

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    same thing happened when he professed his love for beans in chili
     
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  4. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  5. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Did some research and NNB was spam cleaned like a bunch of accounts that morning. It was a mistake and he was quickly restored and Beo even sent him an apology PM.

    Any attempt to gaslight that into something it wasn't is really sad.
     
  6. Evil Homer

    Evil Homer New guy please be nice

    oh lol

    it’s like the poisoned milk shakes
     
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  7. Todd Bonzales

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    So yes for me.
     
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  8. Taques

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    this is libel
     
  9. Joe_Pesci

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  10. Bo Pelinis

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    Boy did I have some catching up to do when I made this post
     
  11. dump

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    TMB tried to get me raped
     
  12. Emma

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    Everyone defending OP should be shamed.

    I once posted a high school senior picture of myself having long, luscious flowing hair and wearing a trendy Abercrombie necklace.

    He chastised me, calling it the most high school picture of all time.

    This directly lead to events such as bertwing photoshopping my head and hair onto a bicycle with a horn coming out my ass, tOSU users drawing a large Wisconsin-esque penis with my wilmington tan locks of hair worshipping a deity tOSU BIG Championship victory (I was shocked! And asked if that was my hair. It was.), as well as numerous other instances.

    /s
     
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  13. Redav

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    Lol at him being pm'd about it
     
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  14. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    I completely forget the context, but one of the funnier posts on this site was a photoshop that you responded to with “goddamnit, is that my hair?”

    And it was.
     
  15. dump

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    your hair is wonderful
     
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  16. dump

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    you know that I can’t hate you
     
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  17. TrustyPatches

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    Idk why you’d go to the Internet to talk about Disney when anyone who’s ever been is more than happy to tell you how great it was irl
     
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  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    AMAB, imo
     
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  19. dump

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    I like this saying
     
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  20. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    just finished reading all 39 pages this morning

    [​IMG]
     
  21. Todd Bonzales

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    *National Championship
     
  22. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    You hate to see this strong evidence of the shadow banning of strong conservative voices on this site. It’s a pattern we’re seeing on so many public platforms.
     
  23. Redav

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    You wouldn't expect an officer of the law to purposefully misrepresent something like that
     
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  24. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    That's why I'm introducing Blabber, a conservative version of TMB. It's a free space that will allow people to not worry about groupthink and be who they really are.

    Hopefully people understand what a special character is on signup then its smooth sailing.
     
  25. afb

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    this might be a bad time but was the story about the girl you were fucking call you the n word mid-fuck that made you wanna fuck her harder, true or false?

    bc that story will never leave my brain (in a good way)
     
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  26. BayouMafia

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  27. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Isn't that a Donald Glover standup routine
     
  28. afb

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    is it?

    edit: google says it is, I swear he told that story on here
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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  30. afb

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    why is that yikes?
     
  31. dump

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  32. TrustyPatches

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    Oops being Donald Glover is the plot twist this thread needs
     
  33. afb

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    i'm a paid operative to take the heat off dbl

    (honestly though, I don't get what's wrong, i'm pretty confident I read that on tmb)
     
  34. dump

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    wrong comedian there, trusty
     
  35. TrustyPatches

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    Ur a wrong comedian
     
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  36. NCHusker

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    I know this is sarcasm but it's amusing that a police officer is exactly the type of person to purposefully misrepresent something.

    Like they're specifically trained to do it and everything
     
  37. dump

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    EH isnt even all that if you know what I mean
     
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  38. The Blackfish

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    What exactly did you google?
     
  39. The Blackfish

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    Knew he was Lori Beth Denberg
     
  40. afb

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    donald glover having sex

    it's the first result
     
  41. dump

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    they both like a good burger
     
  42. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It got convoluted. My bad for lumping you in. I went back and read everything and noticed you weren’t part of the Jorts and NNB bullshit.
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    you called the accusations bullshiit and said they in no way were rape. You literally (rightfully) defended him.
     
  44. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    You mean this one 7CE75AAB-CEE5-433E-B42E-48951A1FEF53.png
     
  45. Evil Homer

    Evil Homer New guy please be nice

    I got called the n-word once and stopped and went home
     
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  46. Emma

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    That's the one
     
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  47. Emma

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    That's the one
     
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  48. steamengine

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    The dblplay1212 experience might be the most uniquely tmb thing you get on this website you can’t get in any other part of life that keeps me coming back. I had no idea people like him existed.
     
  49. afb

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    The thing about dbl is in some aspects he has progressed.

    But other things are still tried and true to his enigma
     
  50. dblplay1212

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    You're welcome.
     
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