Alive or not...

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  1. Fafa fofo

    Fafa fofo Tell me 1 thing, 1 thing BACON can't improve...
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    Till he didn’t.
     
  2. kinghill

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  3. bigred77

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    Ever watch an open wheel race car run up on another open wheel car at high speed?

    Exactly the same thing
     
  4. IHHH

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    we are on the same page
     
  5. shaolin5

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  6. pearl

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  7. bigred77

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    Shouldn't have been standing there
     
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  8. xec

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    Were the other 2 in on it?
     
  9. IHHH

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    I would say yes
     
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  10. Shinzon

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    They come in behind the car once it stops so the driver can’t just throw it in reverse. All assuming the gunman won’t actually shoot and the driver won’t run a bitch over.
     
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  11. shaolin5

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    Idk but that structure sure is dead

     
  12. CloudBerry

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    Bills Mafia represent
     
  13. Emma

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  14. IHHH

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    At least he had his gloves and helmet on, safety first
     
  15. Aussie

    Aussie Si Je Puis
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  16. Shawn Hunter

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    I’m definitely leaning towards dead here
     
  17. a.tramp

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    That is it. That just might be the post that convinces me to unfollow this thread.
     
  18. Aussie

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    Yeah, that one was fucking rough.
     
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  19. Nole0515

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  20. kinghill

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    Nonsense. That should bring new followers. That's why we come here, to keep up with the latest of what might potentially kill us. Gotta stay alert.
     
  21. IHHH

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    true, and hopping into a tube that is designed to crush rocks is not displaying a lot of natural instinct to stay alive. If some can learn a lesson from this the better it is.
     
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  22. Emma

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    Did yall miss the industrial shredder one I posted a bit back?
     
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  23. IHHH

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    well,,maybe I did. Thanks for bringing that up. If you would be so kind could you post it again?
     
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  24. IHHH

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    I am just kidding, I don’t want to see it. I don’t even know why I watch this thread
     
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  25. Emma

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  26. kinghill

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    What if they stopped the shredder after it chewed up your legs and pelvis and you're still alive
     
  27. Aussie

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    Either of those have to be some of the worst deaths imaginable.
     
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  28. kinghill

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  29. Nostradumass

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    How do people still not know that jumping flat back onto water feels the same as jumping onto a slab of concrete?
     
  30. mmm

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  31. bertwing

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    Dick move leaving like that obviously, but hopefully it hurt like a motherfucker
     
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  32. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    Lmao just a block or two up from the Boston bombing site
     
  33. IHHH

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    Maybe hit the breaks dumbass
     
  34. Henry Blake

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    One or both knees have to be fucked up
     
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  35. Kirk Fogg

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    We’re you expecting him to leave his insurance information?
     
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  36. bertwing

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    Maybe a “hey I was a dipshit and broke your tail light, can I give you some cash to fix it?” but that’s too much to ask for a Bostonian I know
     
  37. Kirk Fogg

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  38. 1

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    You a big fan of the hit & run game then?
     
  39. Kirk Fogg

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    Absolutely. Can’t have your insurance blow threw the roof if you don’t let accidents get reported. #lifehack
     
  40. kinghill

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    You crazy guys probably expect him to get proper medical attention as well. And with those kinds of insurance premiums and deductibles? Sheeeeeesh.
     
  41. soulfly

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    Dude that died after being upside down in a cave for 28 hours has no challengers in my mind.
     
  42. Aussie

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    I don't think I read about that. That shit sounds awful.
     
  43. soulfly

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  44. Aussie

    Aussie Si Je Puis
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  45. soulfly

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    I don’t consider myself especially claustrophobic, but no way in fucking hell am I doing any of that shit. The scuba caving is especially frightening, but at least you’re dying a whole hell of a lot sooner.
     
  46. kinghill

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    Just imagine the increasing waves of panic as you get closer to realizing you're fucked and stuck forever down there
     
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  47. bigred77

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    Geez, what an idiot
     
  48. kinghill

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  49. Eathan Edwards

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  50. bertwing

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