Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. bro

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  2. wes tegg

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  3. poor paul

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    this thread has reached what my wife was doing on the couch last night, congratulations.
     
  4. El Tiburon

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    Whoah let’s not get carried away here. Nobody has outright rejected your requests for a BJ yet.
     
  5. Craig Pettis

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    Guys I think I found the killer. He was hiding amongst us the whole time
     
  6. citrodong

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    Crazy people all love Fight Club. I dated a girl who loved fight club and talked about it all the time and she was way crazy, but she had sex and I liked that about her.
     
  7. bro

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    thank you for your service of being the wet blanket. your continued posting will certainly change many minds!
     
  8. bro

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    I appreciate your ability to take the one instance in your life and apply it to all crazy people :laugh:
     
  9. bro

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    I am sure she is a great person! Don't judge her just by her instagram posts! Everyone has to go through their annoying outdoorsy phase!

    fuck
     
  10. citrodong

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    They love sex too.
     
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  11. Joe Withabee

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    These rich kids driving around in their $8000 used vans get me raging too, bro
     
  12. bro

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    it isn't the cost of the van itself, it is what you do to the interior :twocents:

    Had a friend's friend convert a Dodge Van and it cost him upwards of 30k
     
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  13. Upton^2

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    You’ll have to excuse user citrodong for not being nuanced about the situation
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

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  15. AbeFroman

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    The only thing I figured out from her IG is that she's white.

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  17. bro

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    also love posed photos with books that person definitely wasn't reading before or after the photo was taken :laugh:
     
  18. bro

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  19. citrodong

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    Only people that are mad about it are the crazy fight club people. The rest of us all know that if you love fight club enough to make art about it in 2021 you're insane enough to kill your girlfriend.
     
  20. wes tegg

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    Yes, I previously posted that there were pictures of her reading both Fight Club and Lullaby.
     
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  21. OZ2

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    plenty of shitbirds in the true crime community.

    Also PLENTY of ones that have legitimately helped solve crimes. Either directly or highlighting something that was basically collecting dust.

    At that point you can argue, ‘but the % are still low’ and I would argue back that more eyes on a case are going to potentially highlight something either big or small that would have been overlooked while somebody goes free.

    It’s a tightrope to walk for everybody, without a doubt, but it feels pretty fucking good when somebody like the GSK is captured. For those directly involved it has to be a feeling that you thought you would never see.
     
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  22. Tiffin

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    Compelling argument there, lgykngdyib.

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  23. bro

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    sure, but that woman was interviewing people and combing through physical evidence, not just throwing shit at the wall on reddit.
     
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  24. Bo Pelinis

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    That woman really had dick to do with him getting caught though. It was all DNA evidence.
     
  25. Snakes

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    for whatever reason, the algorithm decided that i must love all van content. I swear every social media app i have shoves these kind of van couples in front of me constantly. I can't tell you how many "we quit our jobs to live out of van" tik toks I have stumbled onto. Those people just annoy the shit out of me purely because of how priviledged you have to be to afford that kind of lifestyle. And they act like it's just an easy no brainer decision. I guess I take a little solace knowing that at least one of these bastards is a sick twisted murderer.
     
  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Lullaby is such a great book. Rant and Survivor are up there as well.
     
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  27. IV

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    Classic snakes write off on all other options besides murder

    open and shut case Johnson
     
  28. Nole96SC

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    Yes, I remember. I saw the Fight Club picture so I posted it.
     
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  29. OZ2

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    Im not talking about what she did or didn’t do, she just did a good job of putting the evidence out there, she had next to nothing to do with the capture (outside of talking with Paul Holes).

    The biggest thing she did and many others before her on the case was to get it in the public eye and keep the pressure on it to get solved.

    As a result Holes & party used a very enlightened (and controversial) way of narrowing it down.

    since that happened a ton of other high-profile crimes have been solved because it got the ball rolling.
     
  30. dump

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    bro is suspect #1 in the murder of this couple
     
  31. racer

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    Man, she’d be fangirling so hard rn if she wasn’t so dead.
     
  32. Clown

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    My theory: They came across the two women who were murdered in Moab and she flew into a jealous rage when he checked them out. She is the one that shot them to death, and Brian killed her as an act of vigilante justice.

    Direct all book/movie deals to [email protected]
     
  33. GordoBombay

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    Damn, just remembered a few days ago her step dad posted in a firefighter job group I belong to on FB, didn’t think much about it until this thread popped up.
     
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    Jesus :laugh:
     
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  35. RoderickJaynes

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    This post would bring a tear to Norm’s eye if he wasn’t so dead
     
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  37. Paddy Murphy

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    Crazy you don’t see more defense lawyers take this route in these higher profile cases.

    In today’s media environment there is no reason to say a word.
     
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  38. b0ne5

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    don’t trust cops. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
     
  39. dome foam

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    This attorney definitely watched How to Get Away With Murder.
     
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  40. DaveGrohl

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    In Tulum right now while reading this

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    crazy

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  41. Clown Baby

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    Thanks for sharing my idea and dropping a link for me. I’ll venmo you your 5% once I get my advance.
     
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  42. Why?Pokes

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    Just sounds like a good lawyer to me :idk:although I would’ve phrased it slightly differently.

    This is actually an issue that pops up fairly regularly during all stages of the proceedings in all types of cases. I’ve had tons of traffic cases where we had to sit through a tirade of a pissed-off victim at sentencing and explain to the judge that our client was remorseful since day 1 but never apologized under advice of counsel. Multiply those emotions times a million in a serious case and you’ve got a crazy-volatile situation when someone’s taking responsibility for a death.
     
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  43. Owsley

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    Gone Girl was an answer on Jeopardy! tonight.

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  44. Craig Pettis

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    a lot of attorneys are more interested in their career and getting attention in the media than actually giving their client the best representation
     
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    This goes all the way to the top
     
  46. chuckmasterflex

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    I don't know. Pretty sure that owl knocked that old man down the stairs in that one I half remember
     
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    Unrelated, but recent story about how Forensic Files, et. al. are warping my brain.

    Our apartment complex has been having a recent string of burglaries related to package delivery. Package vendors are supposed to drop the packages in a side room to the leasing office that has a camera, etc., but most just go upstairs and drop the packages off at each person's door. Packages delivered to the doors have been getting stolen (we've had about ~5 packages lifted ourselves) and our building management has heard its a string of burglars in the area after talking to other apartments in the area.

    As such, our apartment complex has started putting huge signs up telling the package delivery employees to go to the office, not individual apartments. One night, when walking past the leasing office, I saw a sign up that said "Package Delivery Employees - Tonight Only Please Deliver To Apartment Homes." My heart started racing thinking it might be the burglars setting a trap. I yanked the sign down and kept it in my apartment. I wrote an e-mail to our leasing office about how I've got the potential forgery sign, we can dust the sign for finger prints, we can maybe get skin particles and run it through CODIS to see if they've committed crimes before, we can probably match up the type of tape to see what brand they bought it from, we can spray it with Luminol, etc. etc. and trying to catch the perpetrators with all the Forensic Files tricks. Got an e-mail in the AM that they hung up the sign for one night only because the camera in the leasing office was broken and nobody was on duty that night, but "thank you for your devotion to keeping our community safe." Alas.
     
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  49. Clown Baby

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    Thank you for reminding me of this:

     
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  50. Owsley

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    I’ve electrocuted fish in Sope Creek.

    Crazy.
     
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