Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. timo

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    Question: is there some sort of caveat carved out in the law that says the owners of these vehicles aren't allowed to use their turn signals? Also, there's a gazillion of these on the streets of DC, and I can guaran-goddamn-te none of them have seen anything approaching rough terrain.
     
  2. Baron

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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yes. Southern Alabama/Jax, we get it
     
  4. dblplay1212

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    No, we're allowed to use turn signals.

    Nothing in the law that says you have to take it off-road. I read that you don't have to take a sportscar to the race track. Can someone confirm?
     
  5. dblplay1212

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    I'm sure your Prius is nice.
     
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    Someone is mad
     
  7. Baron

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  8. Constant

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  9. racer

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    What happened to who?
     
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    Really put in a lot of effort to hide the body it seems
     
  11. steamengine

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    I would love to see the conversation tangent chart for this thread.
     
  13. Pharm

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    Jeeps aren’t trashy. The people who put ducks on Jeep’s are trashy
     
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  14. Baron

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    Ducks? Go on.
     
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  15. Penguin The Duck

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    Can't wait to park my Jeep Wrangler in a.tramp's driveway before putting beans in his chili and cannonballing in his redneck pool. I've also been tagged in the trashy thread and love tangents. Go Pokes!
     
  16. CloudBerry

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    Pontiac Fiero with one panel a different color than the rest
     
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  17. One Two

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    Jeep Grand Cherokee man checking in to say that I am absolute trash
     
  18. Festus McBadass

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    We know. We see Auburn in your fan of section.
     
  19. racer

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    Any pontiac in 2021
     
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  20. fucktx

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    i can’t wait for them to find this dude dead as fuck so the random convos stop
     
  21. Bruce Bowen

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    [​IMG]
     
  22. racer

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    Once he’s dead there will be nothing but random convos to have.
     
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  23. a.tramp

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    To me nothing screams affliction t-shirt, try-hard ripped or bleached denims, and general douchebaggery like a Dodge Charger. Hope this does not make anyone feel attacked but it is something that I have wanted to get off my chest for quite some time.
     
  24. Boo MFer!

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  25. Penguin The Duck

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    Twist the knife I can't take this any longer
     
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  26. fucktx

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    anyone that drives a charger or challenger is a piece of shit

    change my mind
     
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  27. Emma

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    Someone tag me when we start discussing dicks
     
  28. racer

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    They’ve upgraded to challengers now
     
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  29. Penguin The Duck

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    a.tramp just described every poster that graduated hs around Dallas in the 2000s
     
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  30. a.tramp

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    :laugh:
    do you drive a charger? Oops!
     
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  31. Penguin The Duck

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    No, but you know that raggedy mess from Oklahoma did. It was "Pewter"
     
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  32. racer

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    Emma what do you approximate to be the length and girth of Brian Laundire’s penis? Flaccid and erect. I’ll hang up and listen.
     
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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    Duck convos are always relevant. Let's go.

    So Brian lived in a van. Small dick like ppl in jacked up trucks?
     
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  34. Baron

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    I'm not changing your mind, but this guy is funny
     
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  35. a.tramp

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    Wait, are we talking ducks or dicks? I will talk either, just need to know whether I put on make-up or camo.
     
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  36. Penguin The Duck

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    I love when these tangents inspire me. Duck Dicks is a series of 6,666 NFTs being launched on the ethereum network next week. Posting details in the NFT thread soon.
     
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  37. Snakes

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    came for the ducks but stayed for the dicks
     
  38. Bo Pelinis

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    Ducks have dicks shaped like a corkscrew :themoreyouknow:
     
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  39. a.tramp

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    I am 5% owner in profits for my idea. I will let you keep the other 95% for being the “talent.” A fair deal is fair.
     
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  40. 40wwttamgib

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    "died with the blood of mustang owners" :laugh:
     
  41. Penguin The Duck

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    I sold $600k of a worthless NFT project a few weeks ago, you're about to have enough to buy an espresso from McDonalds my guy
     
  42. Baron

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    i got more, they are all great lol
     
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  43. skiedfrillet

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    i totaled my car about 5 years ago and the rental replacement my insurance agency gave me was a 2016 or so white dodge charger

    the first time i got in the car and cranked it up at the car rental place i started laughing because the first song that popped up on the radio was a Papa Roach song

    so yes i agree
     
  44. a.tramp

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    The science is flawless. It does not lie. I now consider this issue settled for good.
     
  45. bigred77

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    You checked the SJU thread lately?
     
  46. BuckeyeRiot

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  47. Boo MFer!

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    Sounds like that Charger was the rental place’s last resort.
     
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  48. GordoBombay

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    Toyota Land Cruiser, you Jeep driving peasants
     
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  49. Tug

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    Really wild when you think about the sex scene in the movie Howard the Duck. Completely unrealistic