Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. seanofthedead86

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    Mods, can we get a fan of Gabby icon?



    What a bunch of weirdos
     
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  2. Boo MFer!

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  3. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    So Brian killed someone else and stashed the body and some of his belongings in the park to keep the feds off his tracks.

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  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    What's considered underwater??? Like he had to swim out here or there were a few spots that were knee deep
     
  5. bcuga

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    He also timed it perfectly knowing the water level would rise delaying the discovery of the attempted cover up.
     
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  6. Tarpon Nole

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    Rainy season just ended a few weeks ago. Any areas like that flood and are underwater all summer. Could be a few inches of standing water or a few feet deep. Assuming he killed himself as soon as he went out there he could have bloated, and then sunk to the bottom and no way to find the remains until it dried up enough. North Port isn't too far from Tampa, so I'm guessing they also haven't gotten any real rain in a while and it's just now dry enough to be revealed
     
  7. backinblack23

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    Just took the family to the beach around that area yesterday, you guys are welcome for helping with the discovery.
     
  8. Tarpon Nole

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    How was the red tide?
     
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    Tastes like coins.
     
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  12. backinblack23

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    Didn’t even notice it and they mentioned it on our airboat tour today today in the Everglades. Everyone was in the ocean looking for shark teeth.
     
  13. citrodong

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    Dog will take credit for this within 12 hours
     
  14. UncleJesse

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    He will try to load his bloated corpse into the back of his Suburban and stick a cigarette in his mouth.
     
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    HE ISSSSSSS smellin’ like a rose
     
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  16. Tiger4L

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    Did I hear this right? The parents went to the reserve at 7am with out the FBI and happened to find the backpack?
     
  17. Tarpon Nole

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    It looks like it's a coincidence. They told the police last night they wanted to go look today. They show up, cop comes up to them and says they found something and to go home. The audio was clear in the video if you turned it up.
     
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    It’s the skunk ape in Florida
     
  20. wes tegg

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    When I first read that they found his “articles in the reserve,” I thought we were getting his substack.
     
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    You’re sick!
     
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  22. Fudd

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    Were the personal items........laundry?
     
  23. jbr

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    Your*
     
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  24. Daniel Ocean

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    fucking Florida
     
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  25. War Grundle

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    I mean isn’t California the serial killer 5 Star state?
     
  26. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yeah but, as is with CFB, Wisconsin punching above its weight
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

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    my point exactly. Hide the bodies better imo.
     
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  28. dblplay1212

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    None of them were found in Florida.
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

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    I said what I said
     
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  30. Tarpon Nole

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    So the dad did find something

     
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  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Oh the parents knew where he was out there if that’s even him. At this point them murdering someone to help him stay on the run wouldn’t surprise me.
     
  32. Tarpon Nole

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    They told the FBI where to look. The dad went out to the same area with them a few weeks ago. Tese theories are nonsense. It's all a matter of the water levels going down

    The cops were looking in the same areas everytime they went out. They knew where to look beacuse the family told them
     
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    misleading headline using the Moab couple in there as they were found by their friend
     
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  34. IV

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    Gonna be honest, I’d hope and think that even with all the disagreements I’ve had with my family the last year, they wouldn’t roll on me
     
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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    That doesn’t make for a very good podcast
     
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    Thanks for the post, Brian.
     
  37. Duck Smoker

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    What is so weird about them?

    On a completely unrelated note, this corn maze looks like a great place for fun, lighthearted recreation!
     
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  38. Tiger4L

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    I think it’s obvious now. When Roberta was reaching towards the hand sticking out of the garden bunker she was cutting one of Brian’s fingers off with a gardening shear. They planted the finger and backpack yesterday. You may have fooled the FBI but I see you #dirtylaundrie.
     
  39. Mr. Bean

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    :chan:
     
  40. NYGator

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    BIP Gabby! Nothing quite says Halloween fun like a corn maze honoring America's top blonde victim of 2021.
     
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    The design of this maze is extremely low effort. 1/10
     
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  43. bro

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    seems like they are asking me to look at her baseball reference page
     
  44. Nole96SC

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    This is the highest honor that the state of Nebraska can bestow upon a civilian. It’s like a Purple Heart.
     
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  48. Emma

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    Must resist the urge to photoshop a penis path into the maze
     
  49. racer

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    The whole maze is a penis and sack
     
  50. poor paul

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    decomposed skull was what was found.
     
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