Yo Dogs Suck

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  1. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Hence your appreciation of cats, whose primary characteristic is exactly this.
     
  2. Bruce Wayne

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    Cats are for people that like boxes of shit laying around the house
     
  3. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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  4. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    imagine thinking these lovable goofs suck. couldn't be me
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  5. Cabs

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    man I hate this dumb son of a bitch. This guys the worst.
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  6. racer

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    I’ve spent like $8,000 in the last calendar year on two new titanium knees for my fashionable corgi who turned 8 this month.
     
  7. NDJOECA

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    Cats and Dogs are both good, and people who passionately align themselves to one or the other are cringe.

    lmao at cleaning a litter box being some sisyphean task.
     
  8. TC

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    I know some dogs who poop inside.
     
  9. afb

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  10. jrmy

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    Damn OP you didn't have to out yourself as an abject piece of shit like that
     
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  11. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Its okay, he still loves you

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  12. Fran Tarkenton

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    my dog still has not gotten out of bed this morning

    I feel like a child would be a lot more needy than that
     
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  13. Handcuffed

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  14. Bruce Bowen

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    miniature pinscher
     
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  15. CaneKnight

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    My morning began with my roommates dog crying at my door for me to wake up at 6:30 am. Kiss my ass
     
  16. poor paul

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    sounds like a roommate issue, not a dog issue.
     
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  17. bertwing

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    Be glad you don’t have kids then
     
  18. Fran Tarkenton

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    then a child would make your ass quit
     
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  19. CaneKnight

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    I’ve lived with lots of dogs none of them did that
     
  20. CaneKnight

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    No because I adore children. I could live with that and understand that comes with having kids
     
  21. Butthead

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    I like both. Dogs are more maintenance but it's nice when you're dealing with some bullshit and they just want to be your friend. I like that cats kind of have their own lives and you're just a part of it sometimes :idk:
     
  22. dump

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    dogs are kids
     
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  23. hood b. goode

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    i agree with op on a lot of things politically, culturally, but he posts like hasnt had a hit of dopamine in 5 years
     
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  24. Capstone 88

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    Dogs hit.*

    *this does not include any -doodle breed. Gross.
     
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  25. CaneKnight

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    Relax
     
  26. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    needy af
     
  27. two

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    This is what a psychopath would say
     
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  28. fucktx

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    Look at this fucking dick head

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  29. mal630

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  30. blotter

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    wide swaths of humanity treat dogs like Westerners treat pigs...are all of those people psychopaths?

    as the world becomes more interconnected and uniform in its values I'm not sure that cultural takes on animals aren't going to be the hardest thing to shake
     
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  31. blotter

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  32. Killy Me Please

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    Talk shit. Get bit.
     
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  33. CaneKnight

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    The idea that not being fond of dogs makes you a psychopath is just an insane take. Only one poster is spewing that garbage and it's not surprising who it is tbqh. Some of the FSU posters have this weird thing for me. I'll never understand why
     
  34. ned's head

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    Dogs are awesome. Just don't read good

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  35. DUCKMOUTH

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    Love dogs. Had one or two my whole life until about 4 or 5 years ago. Haven’t had one since…. Don’t think I’ll ever go back.
     
  36. dump

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    Didnt think CaneKnight and the Pope would have something in common
     
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  37. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Look at this big dummy 20211006_171029.jpg
     
  38. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    this has to be the most on brand post from an original poster of all time.
     
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  39. blotter

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    well you are ragecane :laugh:

    I guess I'm gonna moralize itt and take some heat off you, but the thought of people who regularly eat more intelligent animals than dogs judging takes on disliking dogs just falls really flat for me.. just cultural conditioning
     
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  40. BellottiBold

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    The schitzo nature of cats ultimately endeared them to me as I became an adult. Used to dislike them.
     
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  41. CaneKnight

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    O I was ready for the heat check those tags :laugh:
     
  42. CaneKnight

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    This is me
     
  43. CaneKnight

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  44. BellottiBold

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    Ok but I like dogs too you psychopath
     
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  45. oldberg

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    I have not read anything but the cat and dog threads are both very enjoyable to read
     
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  46. oldberg

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  47. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Btw I love my doggo
     
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  48. CaneKnight

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    Ok
     
  49. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Still grieving the loss or what?