Yo Dogs Suck

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by CaneKnight, Jan 18, 2022.

  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I grew up in south central la went to school there my whole life. In my 40 plus years of life and 1000s of people I’ve met not once have I met a kid, parent grandparent etc that has felt that way about dogs because of what you posted. Moreover you ascribed that diagnosis to someone who doesn’t feel that way who went and adopted two dogs. But, continue to tell me about my community. Tell me about how the members of my community feel.
     
  2. kinghill

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    you should re-read soulfly's first post on the previous page imo. he's not telling you how you and your community feel.
     
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  3. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Look at this piece of shit.

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  4. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    What an awful piece of shit
     
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  5. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    He is telling my experience is irrelevant. What’s funny is his post isn’t even relevant in this situation. CK didn’t make this thread because of generational trauma. While I love me some CaneKnight , he made this thread because he is a poopy head with a horrible opinion.
     
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  7. kinghill

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    ok

    Let the record show, I have never and will never "love me some CaneKnight"

    Go Canes
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    your loss
     
  9. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I’m glad you said it so I didn’t have to
     
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  10. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Here’s another one of my dumb dog. I love her so much.

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  11. Lip

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    “paint me like one of your French dogs”
     
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  12. poor paul

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    I love your dumb dog too.
     
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  13. Clown Baby

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    Thanks man! Her name is Dee. She’s named after the greatest woman in comedy history.
     
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  14. poor paul

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    My dog throws this pillow on the ground like 3x a day

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  15. poor paul

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    He hates the pillow.
     
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  16. Clown Baby

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    Good! They’re stupid pillows
     
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  17. poor paul

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    I don’t disagree.
     
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  18. poor paul

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    Tell me the root.
     
  19. Clown Baby

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    How you doing, man? You’re a cool dude and I hope you’re doing alright.
     
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  20. Clown Baby

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  21. poor paul

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    I'm alright man, thanks for asking. Lots of local friends and believe it or not ppl on this here site have been friends.
     
  22. Clown Baby

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    Not surprised because people on this site love you, man. I’m happy to hear you’re doing well but know that you can always share if things are rough.
     
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  23. southlick

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    Here's another of Romeo.

    Zero manners pissing about in the open like this, doesn't even raise his leg, smh.

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    Here's a nice painting of Romeo from Chewy

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  24. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    That beautiful boy looks like he just got done watching Alabama's QB's practice and doesn't want to tell you the bad news.
     
  25. southlick

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    He's old school with the natural tail and ears.

    Apparently our QB will also be old school.
     
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  26. Name P. Redacted

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    I’d prefer this to pissing on his own leg like mine does sometimes.
     
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  27. two

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    How do we feel about pet sharks in here?
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  28. Imurhuckleberry

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    Soulfly turning out to be a cat person is the least surprising thing on this board since whatever R2s latest post was.
     
  29. Imurhuckleberry

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    here’s another anecdote for you.
    My first Sharpei and long lost soulmate was Bentley. He and I road-tripped, climbed and man-whored our way back and forth across this country. We stopped in SLC to spend a week with a pharmacy student fling and her roommate was over from Africa and was terrified of dogs. Was my first experience ever seeing anything like that. When we went out for drinks (back then you had to sign up for a drinking club to drink in SLC) we closed ol Ben dawg in the bedroom. We didn’t stay out too late because I didn’t like leaving my boy confined in a new space. We walk in the door and the roommate has Bentley up on the sofa with her watching a movie. Apparently he whined when she got home, she let him out of the room and they became best friends. She said “she never knew dogs could be like this.”

    To me it was eye opening to understand that there are places where dogs and people have different experiences. For her I think it was the same but from the opposite direction.

    Ol Ben with his lady love at Mobile Mardis gras circa 2004. Miss that fucking guy. Who’s cutting onions over here so early?

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  30. Bruce Bowen

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  31. hood b. goode

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    :blessed::winning:
     
  32. poor paul

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    Dog still hates pillow but sister has returned for dumbest sleep situation

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  33. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    Why does one leave 4K in cash laying around for a dog to eat?
     
  34. Lip

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    tell me you’re a poor without telling me you’re a poor
     
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  35. 40wwttamgib

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    do you not have a checking and/or savings account? Rube.
     
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  36. Lip

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    hell naw - why would I let the man touch my money

    straight mattress money
     
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  37. 40wwttamgib

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    probably better your dog eats it :awesomeface:
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    how am I gonna pay straight cash homie if I have to keep going to a bank?
     
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  39. tylerdolphin

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    I know a guy who was working on a old guy's house once and found $10k in the attic. Only like a few good 20s out the whole 10k. The rest was too chewed up by rats.
     
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  40. Fuck this

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    They tolerate one another now
     

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  41. southlick

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    The dog is probably the only one that saw him hide the money.