$12,000/ticket music festival for rich people in the bahamas turns into a human rights crisis.

Fyre Festival II, set to take place in the Caribbean sometime at the end of 2024. The specific dates, location, and festival lineup have not been revealed, but tickets are currently on sale starting at $499 and going up to $7,999, per the festival website.

Buy tickets to this thing that will be somewhere in the Carribean, sometime in 2024, and someone will be performing. Small details we will figure out later.

 

If they don’t sell a Let’s be Legends package what are we even doing

 

Just read it’s already sold out. People are wild

 

They only released the "first 100". All other tickets show as coming soon.

https://posh.vip/e/fyre

 

Dumbass influencers going to whore themselves out for it all over again

 

This time, we don't send help to the island.

 

I kinda want some of the merch for the novelty of it. That's probably all this is. Concert never happens and he's just trying to sell tshirts and joggers for ridiculous prices

 

tbh I'm a little intrigued to see how it goes. The name is so well known and gets so much free publicity that I wouldn't be shocked to see people that actually know what they're doing get involved and it be a huge success. Or he can try to do it all on his own again and it's a disaster.

 

He probably bought the tickets himself

 

Love that the tickets get progressively more expensive each round for apparently no reason at all.

 

That’s common for just about every festival I’ve been to.

 

Yeah, early bird specials and different packages with different amenities.

These are multiple hefty price increases for no listed reasons.

 

Fomo marketing

 

I assume that’s the same trend as people wearing Astro World shirts

 

Burning Man this year is trending in a fyre fest situation

 

Man. That sounds like a great time

 

Just call the local Jeep club.

 

Wouldn’t stand a chance out there unfortunately.

 

That's a shame

 

Does a festival have the authority to declare a national emergency? Just so unfortunate for all those people there

 

I declare... "NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!!"

 

For what?

 

Not a Rubicon.









I'm kidding.

 

They got nearly an inch of rain, you cold hearted bastard

 

Lol

 

Honestly surprised you didn't argue here

 

I'm sure the bronco club could get em

 

OK jeep guy

 

Seems fun

 

So how quickly is this going to turn into all the rich people there getting private helicopter lifts out and eventually being over thrown by raging poor folks

 

Earlier today

 

This is basically my client base and I have not heard a single person mention it other than sarcasm.

 

I think it's a legit question in a utilitarian way, whats the better drone strike target some minor level never amount to anything al-Qaeda figure or an influencer with false portrayals/stories about everything? Send that lying influencer to hang out with Osama, that asshole will fuck up so many easy influenced young people than Osama could ever dream of impacting.

 

I can't tell if I am drunk (I am) or if this string of words makes no sense

 

why was chris rock there?

 

Admittedly had a few but was trying to imply awful unrealistic influencers harm a lot more people in various ways than essentially lowest level al-qaeda types. Sorry if that was confusing.

 

Party and take drugs

 

Never been but my buddy that goes tells me the original underlying theme is the harshness of the environment and lack of amenities makes people come together as a community to survive and share what they have. It’ll be interesting to see what happens but this is not a Frye crowd.

 

I find it funny how these people act like walking 6 miles is such an huge feat and they should be applauded for their life saving hour fifteen minute jaunt through some puddles.

 

My friend is in charge of the DMV for burning man, like every vehicle coming in gets cleared with him. Should be some interesting stories.

 

Their glow sticks died out this morning, things are looking grim for them