2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. Gaknight

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    Now if he gets a job with Miami again he will truly reach the top
     
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  3. -Prime-

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    They getting Richts staff back together. What is little Richt doing?
     
  4. MG2

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    Aren't you supposed to ask for forgiveness before you receive it?
     
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  6. Jack Parkman

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  7. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox (Insert name here) is tired - try again, Vin
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  8. ned's head

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    Holy shit. "In the interest of the victims, please do not bring up our OC's monstrous past."
     
  9. zachary

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    How the fuck does Searels keep landing these jobs? He was awful at Texas like 10 years ago
     
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  10. Jake Scott

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    It's much better when our old shitty coaches are hired by our rivals imho
     
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  11. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    College Football is a meritocracy
     
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  12. Detlef Schrempf

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    We offered you Hevesy
     
  13. laxjoe

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  14. fucktx

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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm hearing your old shitty coach, Will Friend, actually turned Kirby down. Blue Tiger Club set up Searls for Kirby. Inside job is coming.

    I've said to much
     
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  16. Jake Scott

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    *too
     
  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just trying to throw you off. Success
     
  18. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Welp. Typical Buffs shit.

     
  19. Jack Parkman

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  20. MG2

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    In fairness to Hue, no one could have seen that kind of negative reaction coming when he hired Briles.
     
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  22. fucktx

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    Lmao apparently it was briles that dipped so hue still deserves all the shit he’s gotten
     
  23. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Art has a moral code, tax evasion is just too far for him
     
  24. Boo MFer!

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    Of course this is Clay’s take. :facepalm:

     
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  25. Mister Me Too

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    I agree with the first sentence of his tweet, Briles was definitely the fall guy for a problem that went all the way to the top. I have no issues with the backlash hiring Briles gets, but I take issue with the fact that Ken Starr is not unemployed as well.
     
  26. Detlef Schrempf

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    Lol billy Gonzalez to FAU as WR coach
     
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  27. Boo MFer!

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    Yikes.
     
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  28. Saul Shabazz

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    that's PTO in Boca

    dream gig
     
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  29. DeToxRox

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  30. Pharm

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    Thought his biggest thing was recruiting
     
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  31. DeToxRox

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  32. Jack Parkman

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    Did Thomas brown leave the rams?
     
  33. joe-

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    hasn’t he been their rb coach for like two weeks
     
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  34. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Lol. He's taking a job at Cal. Fuck us. Fuck him. Fuck you. Fuck me.

     
  35. Cornelius Suttree

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    Rick George should be launched into the sun
     
  36. TAS

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    Yes, but for full context, he was at SMU the last two years, and just got to TCU with Sonny Dykes
     
  37. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    jack bicknell jr is a name I haven’t heard in a long time
     
  38. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Further
     
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  39. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  40. -Asshole-

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    So was he LSU’s coach or Tulane’s?
     
  41. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Analyst under Ed O. Kelly planned to keep him in the same role. He instead took the DL job at Tulane. We stole him because Cal just took our newly hired DL coach this week.

    ...so a couple of guys on the job for 2 months before taking new jobs
     
  42. TAS

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  43. Taques

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    love it
     
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  44. Saul Shabazz

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    Feel like that's a huge blow to sonny
     
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  45. C A N E

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  46. Cornelius Suttree

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    CSU will use funds from its sale of the former Hughes Stadium property, CSU Global Campus profits and head football coach Jay Norvell's personal finances to pay nearly $5 million in coaching buyouts.

    Colorado State University recently provided details to the Coloradoan, not made public before, about how the university plans to pay for the nearly $2 million buyout for newly hired Norvell and $3 million for fired Steve Addazio.

    Here is a breakdown of how the buyouts will be covered:

    • $2.3 million from the sale of the Hughes Stadium property to the city of Fort Collins
    • $1.3 million from the board reserve fund, the bulk of which comes from CSU Global Campus profits, which the university says is not taxpayer money
    • $1.3 million will be paid by Norvell to CSU through a promissory note to repay the athletic department for all but $600,000 of his Nevada buyout. The latter amount will be covered by the Hughes sale and/or Global Campus funds.
     
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  47. CUgator

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    I wish the #Colorado Buffaloes had some land in Boulder they could sell to fund Karl Dorrell’s buyout.
     
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