2021 Summer Transfer Thread

Parody account?

 

that salary is insane when you have a number 1 goalkeeper already and you’re literally bidding against yourself

 

fuck Gigio.

and fuck Leonardo.

 

Now that donnarumma is off to PSG will United fans stop pretending that there is a team out there who will take de gea off their hands?

 

Well hold on now…..who says PSG stops at 2 first choice keepers and doesn’t sign de Gea too

 

can you remind what you lot paid for Kepa? we could pay Atl for Oblak and to take de Gea and I guess de Gea might want to go home since he has a baby now. and uh Juve seem pretty fucking stupid so.....

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all that said we should just buy him a sports psychologist this summer and keep him

 

12m net for Gigio. Can't believe any team would pay a keeper that much. Insane shit.

 

Kepa deal far worse than the de gea contract. We just don’t pretend that someone will take him.

 

from what I've seen most United fans believe if we get rid of de Gea it will sadly be much like what we had to do to get rid of Alexis.......and I'll say it again get the man a sports psychologist

 

to alexis’ credit he took an absolutely massive wage cut. United chipped in but he left a lot on the table to make that move happen. That’s pretty rare for a player to do that.

 

I think Alexis was legit embarrassed....Freak dreaming I say give de Gea a year with Varane in front of him before we ship him out

 

you think the glazers are buying another name player after sancho?

 

I mean I did say Freak dreaming but if it were to happen it'd be the summer after the protest shut a game down....I do think the Glazers understand they need to do some fan appeasement

 

Would be a great loan for him. Pre-injury but he looked so much better under sarri than at any other point in his career. Wages could be a stumbling block

 

RavenNole though its still probably Freak dreaming I'd like to think if we actually get Sancho it counts towards 2020 summer

 

As a Bucs fan, lemme tell you about the Glazers’ fan appeasement…..

 

Cool cool I look forward to Sancho doing this with the Barclays

 

you just won the super bowl lol

 

Let me take you on a journey through the 18 years before last season…..

 

I mean thats great and all but they have a track record of spending transfer money. Now it does seem post SAF its been poorly spent but they do seem to spend over a 100 then barely spend. They barely spent last summer so I have some hope for this summer. I'm not holding my breath though

 

Like when they went out and got one of the hottest names in coaching and won the SB with him?

 

NO SHUT UP WITH FACTUAL SHIT AND LET ME BE A SELF LOATHING BUCS FAN GODDAMN YOU

 

I can only imagine how delighted Jets or Falcons fan would be to win the super bowl once every 18 years

 

That’s about how often the Browns make the playoffs

 

I was going to say the Browns but didn’t want to take a shot at you

 

It comes with the territory

 

Rumors that Lopes will be on the move.

 

Bayern has rotted his brain

 

Heavy is the crown

 

Everton gonna let Kean go to a bigger club for pennies

 

Seems excessive but also like a thing Chelsea would do

 

Gonna cut into their Haaland monies

 

No we aren’t not this time

 

Inter needs 80m to cover deficits. Really looking forward to seeing what they get in return for this kid. Amazing in attack. Gives you nothing in defense.

 

Gonna be tough for Chelsea to fit Haaland, Hakimi, and Declan Rice under the cap

 

He’d struggle mightily in a back 4. Needs to just make the move to RM/RW permanently

 

So glad Fab told what Man Utd fans have known for a year now and Chelsea fans have known for the past week, round of golf claps. And what cap?

 

Why the sudden hostility towards Fab?

 

probably misdirected but that tweet was pointless

 

Are we sure sancho is even good?

 

Bundesliga is league one quality

Man U team is ass so maybe he can get in it