2023 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hank Scorpio, Feb 12, 2023.

  1. momux

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    well the bad showed up but I haven’t seen the fun yet
     
  2. ButchCassidy

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    The punt return was fun. That’s about it.
     
  3. bro

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    Cars man, the worst
     
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  4. DirtBall

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    And at 2AM, not to jump to conclusions, but the things people do before getting in the cars
     
  5. slhorn

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    That’s absolutely the case here. Downtown Houston is scary after 12. So many drunk drivers going the wrong way with no lights on.
     
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  6. juice

    juice this a cult, not a clique
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  7. Shinzon

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    Saw this shared by a Bengals fan on FB. This dude had Josh Allen sign his back. So he got it tattooed. Then decided to get the logo and a giant 17 tattooed as well lol. #Buffalo Bills

    IMG_4394.jpeg
     
  8. bro

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    Classy
     
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  9. bertwing

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    My Uber broke down in Houston on Friday after midnight on the interstate after I left the airport. We were stranded on the left side of the road where there is no shoulder and cars were absolutely hauling ass in the left lane. I was terrified
     
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  10. slhorn

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    Next time that happens hit one of us up in the Houston thread. I’m sure someone would have picked you up.
     
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  11. Lip

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    hopefully there isn’t a next time!
     
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  12. bertwing

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    It was 2am. I would’ve felt horrible. Thank you though, unlike fat Lip
     
  13. GoodForAnother

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    if you are ever broken down at 2am in Kansas City do not call any of us please
     
  14. danny2430

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    Yeesh Patriots Oline is tough to watch
     
  15. bertwing

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    Always there when needed!
     
  16. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    September 24th Hope y’all rich now

    :smug:
     
  17. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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  18. Gritty Badger

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    Jalen Hurts is 27-3 in his last 30 regular season starts

    the losses are to Daniel Jones, Taylor Heinicke and….. Zach Wilson

    wtf
     
  19. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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  20. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Translation: Aaron likes Wilson and we don't want to upset him or else we are screwed next year
     
  21. bro

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  22. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    11 straight quarters without a TD for the Jets

    that's insane for a NFL team
     
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  23. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  24. b7

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    Deshaun Watson out for the year with shoulder surgery.
     
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  25. HotMic

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    lol
     
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  26. seanofthedead86

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    Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
     
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  27. WillySaliba

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    His massage therapist about to get a raise.
     
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  28. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Need Dave Wasserman to start tweeting about the NFL. "I've seen enough: Deshaun Watson is officially the worst trade in NFL history"
     
  29. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Hue hue
     
  30. Handcuffed

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    what is wrong with these peoples' brains?

     
  31. Shinzon

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    I wonder if he had clothes on this time.
     
  32. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Haven't seen that show since it premiered.

    All I remember is the final scene of the QB going full Mike Vick to knock them out of the playoffs and the TV shutting off ending the show. So damn good.
     
  33. BudKilmer

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    Want to see someone sell their soul actively?
     
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  34. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    Honestly this is a better way to go about then our old coach treated Tua
     
  35. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    He’s literally never gotten anything out of a qb not named Tom Brady or one lucky year of Jimmy G, and a lucky year of Mac. He’s also been dogshit in all departments in anything he’s done away from Belicheck
     
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  36. CaneKnight

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    Bye bitch hope he never recovers

    At least now the browns winning won’t be considered a bad thing
     
    #5938 CaneKnight, Nov 15, 2023
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  37. Vito Corleone

    Vito Corleone deluxe member
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    He is the exception when it comes to rooting for injuries
     
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  38. bro

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    given how QBs have looked against the Bills recently, I wouldn't be putting Wilson down before their game this week. He might throw for 200 yards, TD, no INT and they win 17-14
     
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  39. bro

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    ya, this is what the fragile Bills locker room needs
     
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  40. GoodForAnother

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  41. bro

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    team trip to an escape room :twocents:
     
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  42. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Re McDaniels: If basically everyone ends up hating you wherever you go in the world of pro football, you have to be like a 99th percentile asshole on planet earth
     
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  43. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Browns should bring in Big Ben. Keep the tradition going.
     
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  44. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  45. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    She’s getting killed by sports media.
    She’s the host of TNF now.
     
  46. Bert Handsome

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    Seems harmless, at least if the direction she took it is always generic.
     
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  47. visa

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    Every sideline reporter is out for blood, this is going to be awkward tonight
     
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