2023 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hank Scorpio, Feb 12, 2023.

  1. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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    you’d never see this from family man Patrick Mahomes.
     
  2. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    lets watch kirk go buy a pair of haggar slacks
     
  3. angus

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    Could you imagine his pick up line in his Kermit voice...
     
  4. Shinzon

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    He’s struggling with the fact that the “I made him” thoughts are being surpassed by the “he doesn’t need me” ones.
     
  5. Bruce Bowen

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    S01E01: Kirk goes to Kohls
     
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  6. WillySaliba

    WillySaliba Well-Known Member
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    Look these are 40% off, holy smokes.
     
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  7. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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  8. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  9. BudKilmer

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    Russell Wilson’s workouts never cease to be hilarious look at me nonsense

     
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  10. seanofthedead86

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    I wish he was holding the football between his legs while jumping rope.
     
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  11. Lip

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    He’s a qb. He needs to know how to hold the football while multi tasking. I hope he holds a football during all of his daily activities and caresses it in his sleep
     
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  12. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode thats what i love about these HS chicks, man
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    seahawks player last season on cross country flights:

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode thats what i love about these HS chicks, man
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  14. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  15. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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  16. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    victim doesn't want to press charges. he won't get any suspension or anything. still a scumbag
     
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  17. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    thank god the aggregator has taken up gun use by NFL players. amazing deflection back to the person he is aggregating



     
  18. dump

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    Bills fans are almost as defensive as Chiefs fans

    amazing
     
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  19. Bruce Bowen

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    Same energy, also Dov sucks.
     
  20. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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  21. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    not really
     
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  22. b7

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    Like the colors don’t like the lion
     
  23. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    also, what's the meaning / point behind the two vertical bars?
     
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  24. dump

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    Thats their old logo
     
  25. Gritty Badger

    Gritty Badger Well-Known Member
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    that helmet is turrible
     
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  26. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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    how dare you, we are much more defensive than them
     
  27. lfriend

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    Victim must be getting a nice payout to keep quiet.
     
  28. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    It represents the duality of man.
     
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  29. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    I like the logo. I don't really like the helmet. And I think it's worse that the helmets can only be used with the all-grey alternates. Those helmets would work with the all-white road unis, but that's not allowed.
     
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  30. BuckeyeRiot

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    Personal I think it would work better with a silver helmet as opposed to a helmet color that matches part of the logo.
     
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  31. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    that's kinda my issue as well. not much is going to work with those arena football looking jerseys
     
  32. seanofthedead86

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    The second helmet can only be used with an alternate jersey?
     
  33. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    that's what all the tweets are saying about this Detroit one.
     
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  34. seanofthedead86

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    If it's just Detroit limiting themselves to only wearing it with the gray that's stupid. The gray uniforms are hideous.
     
  35. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    might be an NFL thing.

    pretty sure the Bills can't bring back their red helmets unless it is part of an alternate set. or something like that
     
  36. seanofthedead86

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    Well that's really fucking stupid.
     
  37. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    The Lions' alternates will always be these old school throwbacks in my heart. We wear them all the time on Thanksgiving and they're perfect.

    [​IMG]
     
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  38. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode thats what i love about these HS chicks, man
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    in this context they look dope
     
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  39. lfriend

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    I like the helmets but they should be paired with the black jerseys instead.
     
  40. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I know they had to get rid of the oil helmet with the name change, but there is no good reason for titans to have such bad uniforms given their color scheme.
     
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  41. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    They should’ve had to leave the name and logo in Houston. Thanks to the Adams family fuckery it’s caused two franchises to make misguided uniform choices.
     
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  42. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Move the 70’s Rams, Washington (with a W instead & no feather), Bills, Jets, Chargers, and Giants to that 80’s graphic and you got a stew cookin.
     
  43. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Broncos should go back to this look, and not move away from Mile High. They should just build their own big Stadium District around it.

    :twocents:
     
  44. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Can't wait for this.



    Preview for the show came out at the end of yesterday's pod.

     
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  45. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Fucking loser

     
  46. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Hopefully some DL goes hunting for his knees again
     
  47. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Well, doubt he’ll be signing in Chicago.
     
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