2024 SEC Football Discussion Thread

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  1. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    He visited my 4th grade class in that sweater
     
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  2. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  3. Seavie

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    Alabama Crimson Tide

  4. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    I’ll take Houston Nutt back if we can get McFadden and Felix back too
     
  5. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    They were obviously studs but I’d much rather deal with them than Fred Talley.
     
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  6. TC

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    With apologies to Owsley:

    Texas
    UGA

    Tenn
    Miss
    Mizzou

    Bama
    LSU
    Scar

    ATM
    Florida

    Slaw
    Vandy

    OU
    Auburn
    UK
    Miss St
     
  7. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    The SEC delegation does not recognize this fraudulent power ranking.
     
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  8. Tiffin

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    We shut out Mizzou...
     
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  9. TC

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    Mizz won 10, Bama won 9

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  10. Truman

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    Drew Pyne
     
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  11. Tiffin

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    Exhibition games aren't eligible for power ranking discourse.
     
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  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    Damn, Bama is now lowered themselves to shutting down back-up QBs. :laugh:
     
  13. Tiffin

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    Did you see this season? I'll take what I can get.
     
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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    This is embarrassing

    :pdl:
     
  15. Volholic16

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    As I recall, at or near the end of the game in 1997, Donnan yelled at Fulmer and called him a fat fuck for letting Manning throw another TD late.

    Donnan calls into a sports radio show here 1-2x per a week. He's pretty funny.
     
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  16. Tiffin

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    How many shutouts did Auburn have?
     
  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    How little brother of you
     
  18. BudKilmer

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    this is sad
     
  19. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Bama down bad.
     
  20. Wywan Bwowna

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    I'll pass on the Woody days, although Bobby Johnson wasn't much better.

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  21. TC

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    He was a favorite on local radio here, had a call in segment
     
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  22. bigjrock

    bigjrock Pillsbury Geauxboy
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    Gerry D brought the magic back, baby. I had that hat and would 100% wear it again.
     
  23. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Lou's hat from that era was also legit
     
  24. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    "Coach how about don't drop 54 on us tonight."
    "No can do."
     
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  25. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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  26. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Looks like Auburn has some competition if they want to hold onto their annual offseason national championship title!
     
  27. Tiffin

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    :meh:
     
  28. stric006

    stric006 Recovering Butter Beer addict
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    You mean the freeze four didn’t win a natty this year?!
     
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  29. Deuce

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    Down bad? This ain’t down bad.

    Down bad is winning a national championship and your head coach telling the NCAA to fork off over something small so they spend the next decade screwing you over but it isn’t really screwing you over because you did it and were incompetent in doing it.

    Down bad is hiring a defensive coordinator to be your head coach who wouldn’t wear a headset and banged his secretary.

    Down bad is replacing that guy with TCU’s coach who tries to turn Alabama into an option school and bolts after two years for A&M (that might have been a bullet dodged).

    Down bad is putting your destiny in the hands of an Air Raid coach from Washington who only loved strippers and booze more than the forward pass.

    Down bad is the entire 4 years that was the Mike Shula experience.

    You can’t hurt me with a 9-4 season.
     
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  30. Truman

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    I'm not down bad I'm not down bad. Do not report to TMB that I am down bad
     
  31. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Read no further.
     
  32. BudKilmer

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    after this nightmarish trial of Job, The Almighty gave you Joe Kines who won every game he coached
     
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  33. Truman

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  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    lmao. PDL is rolling over in his grave
     
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  35. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    Not reading all that but congrats or I'm sorry that happened
     
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  36. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    Geriatric falls/fractures have a significant mortality rate within the first 6 months. Awful stuff
     
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  37. Truman

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    Yeah. It's how my grandmother passed. Broke her ankle and passed away shortly after.
     
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  38. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    Big part of my trauma practice are trauma patients over 65. Had a 102 year old a few weeks ago. Sorry about your grandmother. My grandfather went out the same way
     
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  39. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    General reminder to discuss what you and your loved ones would want done in this situation. Having a discussion early stops preventable suffering later on
     
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  40. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    slamma gamma in gramma
     
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  41. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    I’m using this. Thanks
     
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  42. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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  43. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis Que será será motherfucker
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    I had to scroll up and read like the 6 posts that led to this to my wife to explain why I suddenly started cackling uncontrollably
     
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  44. Roy

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    …without their starting qb
     
  45. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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  46. Corky Bucek

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    #Oklahoma Sooners a couple of my friends and I are planning to go to the Auburn game in Norman. Any recs on what areas to stay?
     
  47. Line 4 Guy

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    Away from Norman
     
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  48. Nostradumass

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    just putting a capper on this thread

     
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