a look into the greatest dynasty the NCAA has ever seen: texas tech meat judging

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  1. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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  2. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    only posters with respectable meats in my mentions please
     
  3. Barves2125

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    Pretty sure some of the regulars in the Tinder thread are equally into judging meat.
     
  4. Bo Pelinis

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    Strange I would have guessed a different Texas school would have taken this crown #Texas AandM Aggies
     
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    Texas A&M natty:

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  6. Taques

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  8. Bo Pelinis

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    Texas Tech Red Raiders more like Meat Gazers
     
  9. BuckeyeRiot

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    Judging by the judge, she’d just eat them anyway.
     
  10. lechnerd

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    I can’t believe we are talking meat judging and nobody has tagged
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  11. Bo Pelinis

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    Also bertwing
     
  12. Taques

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    ncaa mount rushmore:
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    michael jordan
    jackie joyner-kersey
    bo jackson
    taylor schertz
     
  13. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    Reminder that this is also the basis for one of the GOAT king of the hill eps
     
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  15. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yes!
     
  16. Andy Reocho

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  17. THF

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    I mean these jokes basically write themselves here....
     
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    jokewood still fucking around
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  19. Taques

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    some good nuggets of advice in that article that can really help other college athletes at lesser schools

    “You have to fight your own demons in the meat judging cooler,” says Erin Beyer, who judged on Texas Tech’s 2015 team and coached in ’17
     
  20. CF3234

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    was the series finale
     
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  21. steamengine

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    We are great at pretty much everything
     
  22. Taques

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    The Nick Saban of intercollegiate meat judging can often be spotted in a red fleece vest with his program’s mantra —“Striving for honor in the pursuit of excellence while unselfishly serving others”—stretched across the shoulder blades in a white font.

    doesnt really roll off the tongue, but hard to argue with success
     
  23. a.tramp

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    Did someone say meat? I am here for meat.
     
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  24. Brewtus

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    Kind of cool that they at least have helmet looking hard hats.
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  25. bigred77

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    Notice the singularity in that
     
  26. blind dog

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    John McDonnell is laughing his ass off at "greatest dynasty the ncaa has ever seen" pffft
     
  27. Taques

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    ncaa t&f gives out like 50 national championships per year :pffft:
     
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  28. TC

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    Checking it for Raider Rash?
     
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  29. kslim

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    lol hold my dick, tacos

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  30. bertwing

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    Hello this topic interests me
     
  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Less meat gazing and more legs.
     
  32. Taques

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    KSU meat judging only has 7 national championships in program history?

    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
  33. kslim

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    btw the guy on the far right in my pic is just flat out letting everyone know he banged a few of those chicks
     
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  34. devine

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    I mean, we all know they aren’t a football school!
     
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  35. TC

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  36. kslim

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    i dont think you know how this works....

    Team Results:
    Champion Team – Market Animal Division
    Champion Team – Breeding Division
    Champion Team – Swine Division
    Champion Team — Communications Division
    Reserve Champion Team – Meats Division
    Reserve Champion Team – Beef Division
    Third Place Team – Sheep Division
     
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  38. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    i looked it up on the ksu meat judging website
     
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  39. kslim

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    what i posted was just from 2017, would you like to continue?
     
  40. Wu

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    Side note: I watched the Dario Cecchini episode of Chef’s Table last night and it was fantastic
     
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  41. Taques

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    look im sure #Kansas State Wildcats have had a smidge of talent over the years, but the sport has become so synonymous with texas tech university that nobody in this nation can put meat in their mouth without having a red raider's fingerprints all over it
     
  42. GGCD

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    broooooo he called it "the high-steaks world of competitive meat judging":

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  43. kslim

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    yup, just like texas bbq.

    full of shit
     
  44. hardcorekickball

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    pfff, too bad your soil judging team is shit. You don't have what it takes to hang with our team. #Texas Tech Red Raiders
     
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  45. TC

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    hate to "no true Scotsman" this but for any real fan of the show, yes.
     
  49. Taques

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  50. lechnerd

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    Good looking individuals likely from wealthy families?
     
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