Alive or not...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Billy Ball, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. IHHH

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    Alive but I don’t think they will make it another 5 years with that level of intelligence
     
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  2. a.tramp

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  3. TableKnight

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    Lucky to be alive. The guy in the car is a terrible driver
     
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  4. a.tramp

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    I love how the guys head popped out of the air vent about the same as my head does from a spent condom. Just give it a little tug and then, pop.
     
  5. TableKnight

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    You post in the dad thread. I didn't think you knew how condoms worked
     
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  6. a.tramp

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    I was young once.
     
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  7. a.tramp

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    That first contact has metal bat against batting cage pole energy.

     
  8. pearl

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  9. Pelican

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    jesus
     
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  10. IHHH

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    yep, that’s a chinese jesus right there. He even resurrected way faster
     
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  14. a.tramp

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    Will have to see the landing to give him a proper score. I’m sure it was a sticky landing but did he stick the landing?
     
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  15. 1

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    Wear your seatbelt kids
     
  16. a.tramp

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    They are not 100% proven to save lives and my aunt’s doctor’s dog-walker’s brother had his arm broken by a seatbelt once so no thanks. You can’t make me wear one Hitler.
     
  17. chet fire

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    I heard that guy who was ejected was on his way to get a COVID-19 vaccination. Serves him right.
     
  18. Pelican

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    My aunt wears a seatbelt and last week she got a speeding ticket.
     
  19. beerme

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    There was a seatbelt manufactured in the 80’s that met DOT approval but it wound up strangling 1 out of every 2.7 million people that wore it and got into an accident.
     
  20. bamasam09

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  21. Killy Me Please

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    Why did the door open?
     
  22. IHHH

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    The car was made in china, the worker that was supposed to finish the job is featured on page 90 of this thread
     
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  23. Kirk Fogg

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  24. The Banks

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    Smh, Jeep owners
     
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  25. The Milkman

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    Dude should have taken Soils 101
     
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  26. Henry Blake

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  27. pearl

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  28. Kirk Fogg

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  29. TeeDee

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    Moscow, Russia
     
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  30. Hank Scorpio

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    Whenever "yeet" makes it in to the dictionary, this clip belongs next to it.
     
  31. Gambler

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    I think you're supposed to wait until the train stops before you get on.
     
  32. Emma

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  33. TableKnight

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    Fuck that's brutal
     
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  34. a.tramp

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    It is 2021, how are these types of things still possible? Do people live under rocks? “Let me just put my hand right here and see what happens…”
     
  35. TableKnight

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    China
     
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  36. Redav

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    Just hanging out having a conversation and next thing you know Bob's getting pulled through industrial machinery. Classic work hijinks
     
  37. goblue31602

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    Yep, belongs in the corporate speak thread iyam
     
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  39. IHHH

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    Brutal, pilot error i would guess.

    Hope everybody survived
     
  40. beerme

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    I would bet most if not all of the divers did if their chutes didn’t get damaged. Probably not the pilots
     
  41. hensleya

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    The music was a nice touch.
     
  42. Tommy Jefferson

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    Sky diving in itself is such an adrenaline rush. Imagine what it would feel like jumping out of a plane after it’s lost a wing and just floating safely back to the ground.
     
  43. The Subspace Mariner

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    Interestingly enough, I used to work at a place with similar machinery, and a guy, literally named Bob, got sucked through a two inch pinch point. It took weeks before every piece of him was cleaned up.
     
  44. pearl

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  45. goblue31602

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    What was happening? Why were the wheels not turning?
     
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  46. a.tramp

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  48. Hank Scorpio

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    That's not a way to get ahead in life
     
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  49. hensleya

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    Alive thanks to quick medical attention.
     
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