Alive or not...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Billy Ball, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. blind dog

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    we are basically the same age, idiot
     
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  2. bertwing

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    Not even close, grey bush
     
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  3. IHHH

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    this is getting funky
     
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  4. blind dog

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    999/1000 people would say I look ten years younger than you. The 1/1000 is a god damn moron and his name is bert
     
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  5. bertwing

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    You only believe that bc you can’t grow a beard
     
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  6. blind dog

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    only bc of lasers
     
  7. bertwing

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  8. IHHH

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    I am starting a go fund me to get these two à private room somewhere exotic
     
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  9. Emma

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  10. IHHH

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  11. beerme

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    that is not the same guy… the jumper is balding and has short hair
     
  12. TableKnight

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    Not the post I quoted... this is the tree cutter
     
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  13. IHHH

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    Tree cutter is putting it mildly
     
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  14. pearl

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  15. kinghill

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  16. kinghill

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    Thank you! First thing I realized was I seen that video years and years ago and back then it was advertised as a “failed suicide shotgun” attempt. Now it’s the dude cutting down the tree branch. Maybe they just look alike I dunno.
     
  17. broken internet

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    So this:



    Inevitably leads to this:



    And no, I'm not really looking for an answer. :ohdear: :ohdear:
     
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  18. xec

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    Looks like the scooter had not been able to make a left turn because the traffic was heavy coming from his right and had entered her lane to make the turn as it eased up for a few seconds. It’s great that none of the drivers could stop and try to render aid.
     
  19. Emma

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  20. goblue31602

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    Gotta love other countries and their lack of a requisite E-stop and safety fence.
     
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  21. beerme

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    Maybe we should just have a dead thread
     
  22. bertwing

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    Always know what the answer is going to be when Emma posts

    you live in a dark corner of the internet, sir
     
  23. Emma

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    Morbid curiosity I suppose. Also informs me to avoid lathes.
     
  24. kinghill

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    laughed out loud when it sped up and coworkers were like wait maybe we can stop him... ehhh nope
     
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  25. HotMic

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  26. Nandor the Relentless

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  27. IHHH

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    I will now refer to you as detective Nandor the Relentless
     
  28. Gambler

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    If he is alive, he's dizzy as fuck.
     
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  29. The Subspace Mariner

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    He ain't alive. Look at the floor where he's landing at the beginning of the video, then look at it by the end.
     
  30. Emma

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  31. The Banks

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    Don’t wear loose clothing around lathes, kids.
     
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  32. Xander Crews

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  33. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  35. Tarpon Nole

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    This is a really sad story. Guy and his family were on vacation in miami. Dude on drugs walks in and points gun randomly saying it's time to die. Points gun at the dead guys kid. He gets up and stands in front of kid and gets shot and killed
     
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  36. hensleya

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    I can watch people get sucked into machines, spun around lathes, etc… but I can’t watch a young dad die in front of his family.
     
  37. beerme

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    yeah I’m glad that Reddit link didn’t work for me as mature content
     
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  38. Shunface

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  39. The Milkman

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    Rotating equipment is so dangerous. I sometimes question the need for high visibility vests near this. They’re lose fitting and OSHA should address
     
  40. pearl

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  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yep definitely make sure you get the pin
     
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  42. Tommy Jefferson

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    The show must go on
     
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  43. The Banks

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    Spandex hi-vis only
     
  44. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    He shockingly made a full recovery.
     
  45. pearl

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  46. a.tramp

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  47. a.tramp

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    Also, I am going with alive. But fits the spirit of the thread.
     
  48. a.tramp

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  49. bigred77

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