Alive or not...

we are basically the same age, idiot

 

this is getting funky

 

999/1000 people would say I look ten years younger than you. The 1/1000 is a god damn moron and his name is bert

 

only bc of lasers

 

I am starting a go fund me to get these two à private room somewhere exotic

 

https://pomf.lain.la/f/p4tkh0up.mp4

Car accident

 

scooter accident i would say

 

that is not the same guy… the jumper is balding and has short hair

 

Not the post I quoted... this is the tree cutter

 

Tree cutter is putting it mildly

 

women drivers amiright?

 

Thank you! First thing I realized was I seen that video years and years ago and back then it was advertised as a “failed suicide shotgun” attempt. Now it’s the dude cutting down the tree branch. Maybe they just look alike I dunno.

 

So this:



Inevitably leads to this:

Spoiler

And no, I'm not really looking for an answer.

 

Looks like the scooter had not been able to make a left turn because the traffic was heavy coming from his right and had entered her lane to make the turn as it eased up for a few seconds. It’s great that none of the drivers could stop and try to render aid.

 

Gotta love other countries and their lack of a requisite E-stop and safety fence.

 

Maybe we should just have a dead thread

 

Morbid curiosity I suppose. Also informs me to avoid lathes.

 

laughed out loud when it sped up and coworkers were like wait maybe we can stop him... ehhh nope

 

I mean guy is clearly alive unless he died later on from internal bleeding or some shit like that.

 

I will now refer to you as detective Nandor the Relentless

 

If he is alive, he's dizzy as fuck.

 

He ain't alive. Look at the floor where he's landing at the beginning of the video, then look at it by the end.

 

Don’t wear loose clothing around lathes, kids.

 

This is a really sad story. Guy and his family were on vacation in miami. Dude on drugs walks in and points gun randomly saying it's time to die. Points gun at the dead guys kid. He gets up and stands in front of kid and gets shot and killed

 

I can watch people get sucked into machines, spun around lathes, etc… but I can’t watch a young dad die in front of his family.

 

yeah I’m glad that Reddit link didn’t work for me as mature content

 

The kids head hitting the rock….

 

Rotating equipment is so dangerous. I sometimes question the need for high visibility vests near this. They’re lose fitting and OSHA should address

 

Yep definitely make sure you get the pin

 

The show must go on

 

Spandex hi-vis only

 

Also, I am going with alive. But fits the spirit of the thread.