Alive or not...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Billy Ball, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Kirk Fogg

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  2. IHHH

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    Fuck
     
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  3. Pelican

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    That’s terrifying.
     
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  4. a.tramp

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    Holy shit
     
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  5. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    The number of times I've wondered if that ever happened to somebody
     
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  6. Tarpon Nole

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  7. Emma

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    Direct link

    https://pomf2.lain.la/f/ug7a8c4i.mp4

    Looks suspicious, but it's likely the woman tried to press the button to lift the mixer hood up

    Imagine dying because your coworker is stupid
     
  8. Eathan Edwards

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    Alive - but you're cutting it pretty close there
     
  9. ClemPson

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    That one lady runs in and throws up her hands like “damnit Janice you did it again”.
     
  10. Redav

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    Hmmm what's this button do?

    Coworker: *gurgling sounds*
     
  11. Emma

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    Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur — A woman was killed after a jet ski slammed into the outdoor patio of a beachside restaurant in Cabo San Lucas. The watercraft, which was being driven by a tourist, suddenly appeared on the beach where its momentum carried it forward into a crowd of restaurant goers on Playa Médano Friday.

    The runaway jet ski was caught on restaurant video as it quickly made its way to shore where it hit a female beach vendor. Although there were attempts to revive her, she died on scene.

    Reports say the tourist who had rented the jet ski was traveling at full speed when he lost control and fell into the water. The watercraft carried forward without him, slamming into the crowded restaurant patio. Two others were injured.

    The restaurant, Mango Deck Beach Club, released a statement saying they regret the accident and the sad loss of life.
     
    #5212 Emma, Jan 10, 2022
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  12. Kirk Fogg

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    This bridge tragically collapsing in Brazil

     
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  13. Pelican

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  14. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'll allow this to confirm my heavy and bitter anti-jet ski bias
     
  15. Aussie

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    The dipshit driving must not have had the key attached to himself properly.
     
  16. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT, like out of a movie.
     
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  17. Aussie

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    What the hell was in that box?
     
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  18. HotMic

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  19. Pelican

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    Gwyneth Paltrow’s head.

    edit: dammit
     
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  20. Aussie

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    Well I guess I put that one a tee.
     
  21. a.tramp

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    How is cat-print jacket lady still walking around after that? Largest box of confetti ever.
     
  22. Shunface

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    There’s I think three different women wearing similar jackets in the video. One in the trailer, the one holding the packing and one walks through the left side before the guy in the Dolly.
     
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  23. HotMic

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    [​IMG]
     
  24. goblue31602

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    My guess is it was an ACME box for Wile E. Coyote
     
  25. Emma

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  26. Eathan Edwards

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    Uh yea - quit that job there immediately.
     
  27. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

  28. TableKnight

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  29. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Well that wasn't very nice
     
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  30. Aussie

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    Hard to tell from that angle but looks like the train managed to stop in time.
     
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  31. TableKnight

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  32. El_Pato

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    "Let me see your hands"

    The car is a fucking pancake
     
  33. Emma

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  34. Icculus is a Bammer

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    yeah but did she land on the third rail?
     
  35. goblue31602

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    This happened in Brussels, she survived
     
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  36. Aussie

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    China is Final Destination the country.
     
  37. bigpig

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  38. HotMic

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    “LEAVE HIM HES TOO FAR GONE!”
     
  39. El Tiburon

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    I appreciate the cat-like reflexes of the woman in the backdrop. She reacts to the explosion like 10 seconds after it happened.
     
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  40. Icculus is a Bammer

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    She didn’t even notice the explosion. Just saw the ski on fire and ran
     
  41. Kirk Fogg

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  42. audrew

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    Dead as shit
     
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  43. bertwing

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    Buddy was 100% committed to dying
     
  44. TableKnight

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  45. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  46. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    Saw the first one yesterday. Second angle is so bad that I feel like my brain can't process it as a human and not a crash test dummy
     
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  47. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That's as bad as the video of the bobsledder dying in the winter olympics several years ago.
     
  48. a.tramp

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    Screw you Miss Daisy because now my day will not be complete until I google that, watch it, and feel like a miserable human for actively seeking out and doing such.
     
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